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007 | 10:35 PM on 02.07.2008 18 comments


I'll hide this in a few minutes (or in a few hours...). I just wanted to show you all how awesome GT4 looks. I mean... LOOK AT IT! Those hands look so real. zomg sexy glove. Try to watch the HD version of the video if you can.


Who wouldn't want to have sex with a PS3 after watching this?



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Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:42
Gameboi
Incredible
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:44
MrSadistic
I dunno. I was never into auto erotica until I saw that video.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:46
taumpytears
That is incredible.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:47
Dynamic Sheep
Gran Turismo is like my last girlfriend. She was really hot, but she couldn't give a BJ to save her life... pretty, but no fun.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:48
Samit Sarkar
Yeah, it’s sexy, but the last racing game I owned was GT 2 on the PS1 — and that was only because my brother and I got it as a gift from one of my parents’ friends. I was into that game, but that’s because we didn’t own more than a few games for the system, and we had to play the hell out of what we had.

As for GT 5: Prologue, I can’t bring myself to pay $40 for what is essentially, as the narrator put it, half a game — no matter how splooge-inducing its graphics may be.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:49
Skribble
-awesome-

I havent played GT since GT3 and I actually didn't mind playing it back then. So Im looking forward to see how this fares with me.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:49
Teta
...tle
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 22:51
007
@Bronx
But... It looks SOOOO GOOOOD! I mean, it feels like I can taste the awesomeness of GT4's graphics in my mouth.


...Tastes like battery acid.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 23:01
bottled dark
ULTRA-REALISTIC!
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 23:14
topgeargorilla
are you implying that you ejaculated by your headline?


that's gross
BoXDoS's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 23:29
BoXDoS
omg, im bookmarking this is my porn folder. lol....not that i have one..
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 23:36
Y0j1mb0
007:

I'm with you..this game is beyond sexy.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 23:41
vexed alex
Oh God that graphics look so damn fucking jaw dropping spectacular. It's...there's no way that game - Jesus. It looks great...

But. The gameplay looks bad. Bad in comparison to Forza 2, and the it's because of one thing. You still bump off walls like it's Need for Speed. And with that, you can still use other cars as a bumper to take turns. How fun is that going to be online?

That is one of the things I hated about 4. And I know I'm beating the damage drum again, but damnit it works! You do not want to hit a wall in Forza. Your ass will be taken out and you should be. It's a sim. It shouldn't be that forgiving. There should be consiquences for slamming into a wall. You shouldn't be able to just bounce back. If that's the case then I'll play Project Gotham.

But I would pop such a large boner if the Forza team could pull of some visuals like the Polyphony has or of Polyphony finally figures out how to deal with hitting cars and other walls. From the gameplay footage, they haven't.

And $40 for five tracks and 60 cars? What the fuck is that?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 00:44
Samit Sarkar
@vexed alex: Apparently, the full version of the game (Gran Turismo 5), which still doesn’t have an official release date — although IGN lists it as “Q4 2008” — will feature crash damage for the first time in the series.
dotdotdot216's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 00:55
dotdotdot216
I already liked the ps3 its a very good console, but to stay on topic...yes it looks really really nice.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 01:32
vexed alex
@ BrOnXbOmBr21

Then I may have to buy a PS3.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 06:25
HawtPawkitHero
do not want
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