What if mankind had to leave Earth, and somebody forgot to turn the last robot off? Academy Award-winning writer-director Andrew Stanton (“Finding Nemo”) and the inventive storytellers and technical geniuses at Pixar Animation Studios (“The Incredibles,” “Cars,” “Ratatouille”) transport moviegoers to a galaxy not so very far away for a new computer-animated cosmic comedy about a determined robot named WALL*E. After hundreds of lonely years of doing what he was built for, WALL*E (short for Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class) discovers a new purpose in life (besides collecting knick-knacks) when he meets a sleek search robot named EVE. EVE comes to realize that WALL*E has inadvertently stumbled upon the key to the planet’s future, and races back to space to report her findings to the humans (who have been eagerly awaiting word that it is safe to return home). Meanwhile, WALL*E chases EVE across the galaxy and sets into motion one of the most exciting and imaginative comedy adventures ever brought to the big screen. Joining WALL*E on his fantastic journey across a universe of never-before-imagined visions of the future, is a hilarious cast of characters including a pet cockroach, and a heroic team of malfunctioning misfit robots.
After watching the video on that site, I seriously shat mah pants. Pixar have created some of our favorite CGI movies of our time, but this is incredible. I mean, not only does the story line seem pretty interesting, but the animation in this movie looks... *squirt*
I'd like to see Final Fantasy CGI cutscenes look this good.
Also, the videos for the HD vids take a while to load up, but it's definitely worth the wait.
Also Also, If this has been posted before, than be sure to flame away. Daddy likes the pain.
"I'm pretty sure no one's going to read this. Will it even be worth making this live?... Ah screw it. *Hits Publish Live button*"
You know that feeling you get after you wake up with a hangover? The one where you know that you did something last night that you've just come realize you're going to regret in a day or two? You remember that 16 year-old that said she was 18, but you knew she was lying. Instead of doing the right thing, you were all like "...fuck it," and decided to fuck her brains out? Know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, me neither.
Last night's FNF was pretty fun. Wasn't the best one we've had, but what evz. It started out kind of slow for me, like every Friday. First I joined Snaileb's game in Gears of War at around 7:30ish Central time (Me thinks...). Half the guys in there hadn't played for so long that they forgot what the R-trigger did. It was pretty fun for a while (except the parts where Snaileb would torque everyone no matter what they were doing).
I would have stayed for the rest of the night, but... Well, I KINDA bumbed into my 360 while KINDA humping my TV, and the gears disk inside it made a really weird ass noise. I'z be all like "...shit." First I tried to give it mouth-to-mouth. When that wouldn't work, I decided to just press the button (with my ginormous penis) on the front to open the disk tray. Wanna know what I saw? Yeah, you would want to know, wouldn't you? Bitch.
After that was over for me, I decided to join Wardrox and a few other guys in COD fo'. I can't really remember everyone that was in the room, but what I do remember was everyone yelling at me for team killing. twice. with an RPG. that killed half my team. including me. Those were good times, man. Good times. I'm also pretty sure I had a few freaked out responses after my team heard me jerking off while staring at my Halo 3 figurines... Took 3 tissues to clean up after I was done.
I spilled Nacho dip on my shirt, sicko.
But in the end I ended up playing the only game worth playing on a Friday night. Viva Piñata. After playing that for a few I hours I decided to go to bed... The end.
Ok, Maybe that's not true. At all. After Cod4, I switched over to Halo 3 and joined the game Party Foul Alex created. At first it was just Party Foul Alex, me, Distrato and NihonTiger. But after 5 minutes about 2 or 3 other guys joined. Yeah, my presence tends to attract people like that. After Hamza joined, we pretty much ended up haveing about 1 guy join every few minutes. He's a shark, so what else would you expect? We had some good times. Some bad times (2 against 5 isn't called fair, you whores). And then we had JackKlacken (WiiSucks) join our game and we had some GTFO times. That was until he left after I kept asking him to join my video chat. Nobody knows what a joke is these days.
All in all it was an average FNF night for the 360 players. Fun? Yes. Laughter? Ensued. Penis? touched. Mission accomplished.
I'll hide this in a few minutes (or in a few hours...). I just wanted to show you all how awesome GT4 looks. I mean... LOOK AT IT! Those hands look so real. zomg sexy glove. Try to watch the HD version of the video if you can.
Who wouldn't want to have sex with a PS3 after watching this?
The free XBLA game has just been announced. The 800 points ($10) game, Undertow, will be free from this upcoming Wednesday to Sunday. I don't know about you [nubs], but this is pretty nice. I was expecting to get some crap game like Frogger (My opinion... which is everyones) that has already been handed out to practically everyone for free already.
During this past holiday season you helped us break a number of Xbox LIVE records. This included our largest sign-up of new members to Xbox LIVE in our 5 year history and just yesterday you broke the record for the single biggest day of concurrent members ever on the service.
As a result of this massive increase in usage we know that some of you experienced intermittent Xbox LIVE issues over the holiday break. While the service was not completely offline at any given time, we are disappointed in our performance. I would like to take this moment to thank each and every one of you for your patience and understanding as our team has worked around the clock to return the service to a stable state.
At the same time we would like to offer a token of our appreciation to all of you in celebration of record success for the service. And as a thank you for your loyalty during this holiday period, we will be offering all of our Xbox LIVE members around the world access to a full Xbox LIVE Arcade game that will be available to download free of charge. In the coming weeks we will be sharing the specific details of this offer with you. Thank you again for helping make Xbox LIVE everything that it is today!
Sincerely,
Marc Whitten General Manager, Xbox LIVE Gamertag: Notwen
Updated January 18, 2008
We’re pleased to announce that from 2:00 a.m. PST Wednesday, January 23, 2008 through 11:59 p.m. PST, Sunday, January 27, 2008 you can download the full version of the recent Xbox LIVE Arcade game, Undertow free of charge.
So, what are you thoughts or feelings on the just announced, free arcade game? Happy? Still pissed? RROD'd? Couldn't really give a shit? Penis?
Edit: Here'z be a few reviews of this game just in case you're think that this just a crappy way for M$ to pay us back for the bad XBL connection ... which it isn't (I still wanted free handjobs from Trixie... but what evz)
I'm sorry if this blog belongs in the forums, but I just had to tell everyone. Best Buy is running a huge deal on a few of their games. For a limited time, you can buy Call of Duty 4, Assassin's Creed, or Madden 08 (...) for $37 each. HOW AWESOME IS THAT!?!? So if you STILL need to buy yourself or someone you know a present for Christmas (yeah, i don't know what that is either), might as well take advantage of this deal and buy it. Hell, buy me one just for telling you about this. This here'z be fo' realz.
It seems that there are a few mixed feelings about the upcoming bioware game coming out in November. I, myself, am pretty much looking forward to this game more than i have for Halo 3. This is definetely going to be a huge hit in America, but.... ugh, nvm, just watch this vid i made on my thoughts and feelings about the game. Typed words can be so meaningless.
i laughed... and if you don't than that probably means that you're a nazi, and we all know what happened to them... hey, i'm just saying...
hey peopolz, my name is blazin' Azin (srsly). um... i playz games. i'm 17 years old. i have a 360 and pretty much every other system not including the PS3 or Wii.. or the Sega Game Gear (my mom gave mine away to goodwill (wtff)). Add me as your friend if A) you're a hot girl who wants to talk or B) you're some dude with links to good porn...
^wow, i've recieved so many PM's asking if i'm some kind of horny nerd or something. guyz, i'm joking... porn is 3vil.
