Have you ever gone into a Hulk rage after attempting the Crackdown Co-op Time Trials on Psychotic and getting completely demolished on the Shai-Gen boss? Yeah, me and Tazar too. Did you follow it up by gunning your controller against the wall, forgetting your head was attached to said controller via wire and subsequently having your face meet wall (hey, in my world, wires are like diamonds)? Not me...maybe Tazar though. What I'm trying to tell you is that I care about your skull piece and don't want to see you bleed out on the couch. Maybe you're not a violent animal like the rest of us and just want a wireless 360 headset. I'm looking at you, Hoygeit. The Lattice of Coincidence strikes again!

Amazon cares about your health, which is why today they're offering you some safety. For $39.99 + free shipping you can protect yourself from the looming cloud of calamity yet still throw your controller as if you were a Russian shot putter. Go for the gold, Beijing 2008!