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Tales from the CBM: Mur-gasm
-D- \| 2:27 PM on 05.21.2008	22 comments

Those of us in the CBM get together everyday and talk about anything and everything. Games, movies, music, politics, t-shirts, hot sauce, clothing, cereal, Canadians, Workmeng, life, love and of course, sex. Yeah, we talk about it, because believe it or not, we've all had it. I know, I'm as shocked as you, especially since roofies weren't involved.

Today, I'd like to bring you a short, but sweet, little story one of us shared with the group. I could see this being adapted into a full-length feature on the Lifetime Movie Network and cleaning up in the ratings dept.

Well, I'm going down on the girl when she finally climaxes.

The thing is she TIGHTLY wraps her legs around where my mouth and nose are completely covered. I seriously can't breathe.

To the point when I try to get her legs off she thinks I'm trying to be rough.

In short, I pass out from lack of oxygen, pass out, go limp.

Luckily she realized that and let me go. Had she killed me, no way she could be convicted.

My friend years later dubbed it the 'Mur-gasm'

It's sad to think we almost lost one of our own due to a fellatio-related incident, but it's one to tell the grandkids.

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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22

itemforty

That's hot.

MrSadistic

my ex was really hairy down there

DJDuffy

That was a good day.

Professor Pew

Did you make a murloc sound while choking?

MaxVest

Hahaha... I'll tell my grandkids all about this one because it wasn't me. Probably when they're 6.

king3vbo

wat

BlackSheep

congrats? i don't care.

blehman

At least she didn't have teeth. Down there.

BlindsideDork

@blehman

We don't speak of that movie...

MrSadistic

all women have teeth down there and on men's wallets

Cowzilla3

In the future Mur-gasm will become the leading form of death for porn stars.

Spartacus

I was disappointed when I realized that it was Mur-gasm, not Muir-gasm.

blehman

Oh, sorry...

NihonTiger90

I smell a Dethklok song title.

vishusdelishus

hey, it happens.

DynamicSheep

I came to say what NihonTiger said

NotAZombie

@ Spartacus

I was thinking the exact same thing...

MechaMonkey

Vaginal asphyxiation FTL/FTW?

Samit Sarkar

Wait, guys go down on girls? I thought it only worked the other way.

Butmac

What the hell is wrong with you people? This is the best fucking story ever. Maybe it's only funny if you know who it was about...

Hahaha I'm so glad someone posted this story.

BluDesign

It must be one of those "in the moment" stories.

Or maybe most of the negative comments are from people who wouldn't know how potentially deadly the vagina really is.

Virgins.

grassr00ts

i've gotta say, i have finally seen my future, the way i watn to go out, vaginal asphyxiation FTW

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