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Tales from the CBM: Mur-gasm
-D- | 2:27 PM on 05.21.2008 24 comments




Those of us in the CBM get together everyday and talk about anything and everything. Games, movies, music, politics, t-shirts, hot sauce, clothing, cereal, Canadians, Workmeng, life, love and of course, sex. Yeah, we talk about it, because believe it or not, we've all had it. I know, I'm as shocked as you, especially since roofies weren't involved.

Today, I'd like to bring you a short, but sweet, little story one of us shared with the group. I could see this being adapted into a full-length feature on the Lifetime Movie Network and cleaning up in the ratings dept.


Well, I'm going down on the girl when she finally climaxes.

The thing is she TIGHTLY wraps her legs around where my mouth and nose are completely covered. I seriously can't breathe.

To the point when I try to get her legs off she thinks I'm trying to be rough.

In short, I pass out from lack of oxygen, pass out, go limp.

Luckily she realized that and let me go. Had she killed me, no way she could be convicted.

My friend years later dubbed it the 'Mur-gasm'


It's sad to think we almost lost one of our own due to a fellatio-related incident, but it's one to tell the grandkids.



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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22
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itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:32
itemforty
That's hot.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:34
MrSadistic
my ex was really hairy down there
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:35
DJDuffy
That was a good day.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:37
Maurice Tan
Did you make a murloc sound while choking?
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:49
MaxVest


Hahaha... I'll tell my grandkids all about this one because it wasn't me. Probably when they're 6.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:49
king3vbo
wat
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:51
BlackSheep
congrats? i don't care.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:52
blehman
At least she didn't have teeth. Down there.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:54
BlindsideDork
@blehman

We don't speak of that movie...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:58
MrSadistic
all women have teeth down there and on men's wallets
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:58
Cowzilla3
In the future Mur-gasm will become the leading form of death for porn stars.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 15:01
Spartacus
I was disappointed when I realized that it was Mur-gasm, not Muir-gasm.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 15:03
blehman
Oh, sorry...
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 15:35
Brian Szabelski
I smell a Dethklok song title.
vishusdelishus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 16:33
vishusdelishus
hey, it happens.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 17:09
Dynamic Sheep
I came to say what NihonTiger said
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 17:45
NotAZombie
@ Spartacus

I was thinking the exact same thing...
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 17:55
MechaMonkey
Vaginal asphyxiation FTL/FTW?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:08
Samit Sarkar
Wait, guys go down on girls? I thought it only worked the other way.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:39
Butmac
What the hell is wrong with you people? This is the best fucking story ever. Maybe it's only funny if you know who it was about...

Hahaha I'm so glad someone posted this story.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 06:12
BluDesign
It must be one of those "in the moment" stories.

Or maybe most of the negative comments are from people who wouldn't know how potentially deadly the vagina really is.

Virgins.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 16:18
grassr00ts
i've gotta say, i have finally seen my future, the way i watn to go out, vaginal asphyxiation FTW
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