Glitz, glamor and flashbulbs. The allure of your name in lights as you walk down that red carpet with all eyes on you; you're a star, baby. Why should you settle for nothing less than the best? I've seen your solid gold dalmatian statue, the diamond encrusted coffee table with platinum acccents, the fireplace that emits bubbles of Chanel No. 5 and let's not forget about the velvet toilet seat. This is your life and you've living it swank, so why are you still using those ordinary Wii component cables then? Pssssh, those are for the PAs and hobos. Your cables should say something about you - price is not a problem. Monster knows this and they know what you need. Why go with regular component cables when you can roll in style with ones featuring a "Nitrogen gas-injected dielectric insulator," which of course will give your Wii graphics the look of fab? Not to mention these cables can go beyond even what the Wii is capable of: "Delivers high-definition video (720p/1080i)." Yeah baby, that has you written all over it.

This can't possibly be real, but it is. Amazon of Rodeo Dr. is holding a set for you, they'll even pack it in a velvet lined box. They're only asking $44.99 + free shipping* for this beauty to be yours. That's cheaper than what you pay to have people clean your gold toothbrushes. I'll go ahead and get your order in place, in the meantime why don't you go admire yourself in the champagne toilet water.

*DO NOT waste your money

[via Amazon]