Blizzard are a bunch of jerks. Years before WoW took over the world, they were tweaking their formula to ruin your life; Diablo 2 was the height of their experiment. I don't remember much, to tell you the truth. It was the year 2000, I was upset because hovercrafts weren't the norm. I had just picked up Diablo 2 and Deus Ex in the same day. I think my head exploded 14.5 times in the store alone. Next thing I knew it was 2001 and I smelled bad. Then I got my hands on this expansion and I don't remember the next 6 months. Very hazy time period for me - where was I and what did I do? Tough to say and to be honest, I don't want to know. Oh no, the itch, I can feel it. Damn you Amazon! For $19.99 you can re-ruin your life and travel back to a time when the computer you're running could actually play games. Don't look at me like that, you know it's true. RUN AWAY!

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