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Ladies and gentlemen, my life is hard. I've been shuffling back and forth from my home in the Central Valley to the Bay Area nearly every day this past month. It's not easy doing what I do, and some days, I feel like I'm just going to break down. But I keep doing it. Not for the fame, not for the free swag, not even for the whores. No -- I do it for you, Destructoid community. Knowing that I do this all for you makes all of the hangovers totally worth it.

EA invited me out to a little yacht party on the San Francisco Bay a couple of weeks back for the premiere of Godfather II. I had a little downtime while on the yacht, so I thought I would share my tough life with you in the video above.

[BIG thanks to King Friday for doing all of the camera and editing work on the video!]


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ttaylor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 16:58
ttaylor
first!
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 16:59
Detry
Actually, your Zero.

Sometimes you just gotta slap a bitch.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:02
Syn
You lie so much! "I do it for the community" hahahahahaha!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:05
Justice
Surfing the waves on his private yacht chasing an endless sunset, searching for fellow sharks to join with and threaten civilians with taunts of "sucking your dicks". Hamsa "CTZ Hairy" Aziz lives the perfect life.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:05
pendelton21
Fuck you, Hamza.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:07
TrailerParkJesus
No yeah, sharks are better.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:10
GuitarAtomik
THUGG LIFE!!!!
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:12
DigitalD562
Keep that pimp hand strong.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:14
Gameboi
That was awesome. "Living the dream."
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:14
Dexter345
We feel so bad for you.

But hey, if you want to have sex with each and every one of us, do it at PAX!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:16
mix
I can't watch the video at work but I'm sure that you'll need some cheese to go with that wine :)

Just kidding, you rock!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:18
the GAMEGOBLIN
the gangsta life is the life for me
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:19
Alexradl
I hatelove you.
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:22
Remo
You deserve a long vacation.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:24
Samit Sarkar
God, you're a pompous prick. :)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:34
king3vbo
You're a sexy manbeast
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:52
Kryptinite
Man..I'm going to punch you in your dick when I see you.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:54
Dr Milkdad
Thanks for all the hard work, don't know how you do it. You're a one of a kind hero in my books.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:00
falinter
your selfless sacrifice doesnt go unnoticed hamza.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:18
KamikazeTutor
BAAAAAWWWWW
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:42
Scrixx
I hope you burn, and I take over your "hard life".
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 19:06
CrocBox
Wow... Get bored? lol
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 19:59
Velt
ñaca ñaca
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:05
Sharpless
How many times are you going to have sex with wardrox at PAX?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:07
Niero
HE'S SINGLE LADIES! TELL YOUR SISTER'S BEST FRIENDS!
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:23
Professor Pew
Single Hamza is single! GOGOGOGO!

Goddammit your life is hard. Suck my diiiiiiiiick.

@Niero: what, you don't want him hanging around your sister? He has to settle with the sister's best friends? THEY COULD BE MALE FRIENDS MAN!!@#
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:42
Electro Lemon
JESUS CHRIST WHO LET A SHARK ON THE BOAT FUCK FUCK FUCK THROW IT OVERBOARD FUCK
Rusty Ghia's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:08
Rusty Ghia
No!! Stay away from my ass Hamza! Really, the blogging is just fine, just keep doing that.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 01:30
Ogu
dude, we should start some sort of charity program to help you out and ease your life.

you insensitive community members you.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 10:06
Kayka
I couldn't stop laughing. Your serious look..the flag montage...priceless. Hamza, that was so epic..
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 07:29
Char Aznable
The serious tone and the flag waving in the background made me spit animal crackers all over my monitor. That's a good way to start any day.

That masseuse looked a little aggressive; did you get penetrated?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 13:51
Cheeburga
BITCHES AINT SHIT
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:07
Cowzilla3
I hate you.
swiftly's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 02:54
swiftly
"That's, uh, one of the bridges. it's not red"

lmao

great vid Hamza
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