Ladies and gentlemen, my life is hard. I've been shuffling back and forth from my home in the Central Valley to the Bay Area nearly every day this past month. It's not easy doing what I do, and some days, I feel like I'm just going to break down. But I keep doing it. Not for the fame, not for the free swag, not even for the whores. No -- I do it for you, Destructoid community. Knowing that I do this all for you makes all of the hangovers totally worth it.
EA invited me out to a little yacht party on the San Francisco Bay a couple of weeks back for the premiere of Godfather II. I had a little downtime while on the yacht, so I thought I would share my tough life with you in the video above.
[BIG thanks to King Friday for doing all of the camera and editing work on the video!]
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
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Surfing the waves on his private yacht chasing an endless sunset, searching for fellow sharks to join with and threaten civilians with taunts of "sucking your dicks". Hamsa "CTZ Hairy" Aziz lives the perfect life.
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4:58 PM on 08.26.2008
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Sometimes you just gotta slap a bitch.
But hey, if you want to have sex with each and every one of us, do it at PAX!
Just kidding, you rock!
Goddammit your life is hard. Suck my diiiiiiiiick.
@Niero: what, you don't want him hanging around your sister? He has to settle with the sister's best friends? THEY COULD BE MALE FRIENDS MAN!!@#
you insensitive community members you.
That masseuse looked a little aggressive; did you get penetrated?
lmao
great vid Hamza