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Ladies and gentlemen, my life is hard. I've been shuffling back and forth from my home in the Central Valley to the Bay Area nearly every day this past month. It's not easy doing what I do, and some days, I feel like I'm just going to break down. But I keep doing it. Not for the fame, not for the free swag, not even for the whores. No -- I do it for you, Destructoid community. Knowing that I do this all for you makes all of the hangovers totally worth it.

EA invited me out to a little yacht party on the San Francisco Bay a couple of weeks back for the premiere of Godfather II. I had a little downtime while on the yacht, so I thought I would share my tough life with you in the video above.

[BIG thanks to King Friday for doing all of the camera and editing work on the video!]


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ttaylor's Avatar
ttaylor at 08/26/2008 16:58
first!
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 08/26/2008 16:59
Actually, your Zero.

Sometimes you just gotta slap a bitch.
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 08/26/2008 17:02
You lie so much! "I do it for the community" hahahahahaha!
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 08/26/2008 17:05
Surfing the waves on his private yacht chasing an endless sunset, searching for fellow sharks to join with and threaten civilians with taunts of "sucking your dicks". Hamsa "CTZ Hairy" Aziz lives the perfect life.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 08/26/2008 17:05
Fuck you, Hamza.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 08/26/2008 17:07
No yeah, sharks are better.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 08/26/2008 17:10
THUGG LIFE!!!!
DigitalD562's Avatar
DigitalD562 at 08/26/2008 17:12
Keep that pimp hand strong.
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 08/26/2008 17:14
That was awesome. "Living the dream."
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 08/26/2008 17:14
We feel so bad for you.

But hey, if you want to have sex with each and every one of us, do it at PAX!
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mix at 08/26/2008 17:16
I can't watch the video at work but I'm sure that you'll need some cheese to go with that wine :)

Just kidding, you rock!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar
the GAMEGOBLIN at 08/26/2008 17:18
the gangsta life is the life for me
Alexradl's Avatar
Alexradl at 08/26/2008 17:19
I hatelove you.
Remo's Avatar
Remo at 08/26/2008 17:22
You deserve a long vacation.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 08/26/2008 17:24
God, you're a pompous prick. :)
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 08/26/2008 17:34
You're a sexy manbeast
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Kryptinite at 08/26/2008 17:52
Man..I'm going to punch you in your dick when I see you.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar
Dr Milkdad at 08/26/2008 17:54
Thanks for all the hard work, don't know how you do it. You're a one of a kind hero in my books.
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falinter at 08/26/2008 18:00
your selfless sacrifice doesnt go unnoticed hamza.
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KamikazeTutor at 08/26/2008 18:18
BAAAAAWWWWW
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 08/26/2008 18:42
I hope you burn, and I take over your "hard life".
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CrocBox at 08/26/2008 19:06
Wow... Get bored? lol
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 08/26/2008 19:59
ñaca ñaca
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Sharpless at 08/26/2008 20:05
How many times are you going to have sex with wardrox at PAX?
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 08/26/2008 20:07
HE'S SINGLE LADIES! TELL YOUR SISTER'S BEST FRIENDS!
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 08/26/2008 20:23
Single Hamza is single! GOGOGOGO!

Goddammit your life is hard. Suck my diiiiiiiiick.

@Niero: what, you don't want him hanging around your sister? He has to settle with the sister's best friends? THEY COULD BE MALE FRIENDS MAN!!@#
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Electro Lemon at 08/26/2008 20:42
JESUS CHRIST WHO LET A SHARK ON THE BOAT FUCK FUCK FUCK THROW IT OVERBOARD FUCK
Rusty Ghia's Avatar
Rusty Ghia at 08/26/2008 21:08
No!! Stay away from my ass Hamza! Really, the blogging is just fine, just keep doing that.
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Ogu at 08/27/2008 01:30
dude, we should start some sort of charity program to help you out and ease your life.

you insensitive community members you.
Kayka's Avatar
Kayka at 08/27/2008 10:06
I couldn't stop laughing. Your serious look..the flag montage...priceless. Hamza, that was so epic..
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Char Aznable at 08/28/2008 07:29
The serious tone and the flag waving in the background made me spit animal crackers all over my monitor. That's a good way to start any day.

That masseuse looked a little aggressive; did you get penetrated?
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 08/28/2008 13:51
BITCHES AINT SHIT
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Cowzilla3 at 08/28/2008 14:07
I hate you.
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swiftly at 11/07/2008 02:54
"That's, uh, one of the bridges. it's not red"

lmao

great vid Hamza
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