Okay, so maybe it's technically more like eight or nine minutes. Either way, if you're ever wondered what fighting the crowds at BlizzCon is actually like, then look no further because we've managed to pack about 12 hours of BlizzCon-y goodness into one compact video you can watch on the toilet.
It may not be Jonathan Holmes E3 level quality, but hey - we got cameos from Cory Williams and Veronica Belmont. If internet celebrities don't at least convince you to watch this video, then I give up.
While you're here, be sure to check out our other videos from this year's BlizzCon, including my Mists of Pandaria preview with Tom Merritt and my interview with a couple of the designers from Diablo III.
Diablo III Auction House closing down on June 24 forever and ever, also forever
2:00 AM on 06.19.2014