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Blizzard mocks Diablo purists with unicorns that poo rainbows photo

The controversy surrounding Diablo 3 has been utterly ridiculous, and nobody seems to know that more than the developer itself. Blizzard has been poking fun at purist "fans" who complained about the game's artistic style for a while now, and the joke has come to a head with these mocking screenshots.

As Diablo obsessives whine and moan that Diablo 3 isn't dark and ugly enough to be a proper sequel (even bitching about realistic rainbow effects), the game's community manager has poured several tanks of gasoline on the fire by showing fans two Diablo 3 screens with special enhanced features, such as unicorns that sh*t rainbows and a special "love spree" bonus meter. The results are quite hilarious, and will definitely take some of the snobby aggressors down a peg or two.

At least most of the Battle.net forums where these were posted found the situation funny and not some sort of grave insult. Personally, I feel that anybody who looks at that image of a demonic, mace-wielding Marshmallow Man without laughing should be covered in boiling hot marmalade and thrown into a nest of wasps.


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Gyrael's Avatar
Gyrael at 02/03/2009 20:04
Hahaha, genius.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 02/03/2009 20:06
if a Unicorn's shit tasted like Skittles, then I wouldn't mind.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar
Gen Eric Gui at 02/03/2009 20:12
...after being totally turned off by Diablo 2, I never thought I'd say this, but...

I want to play this game now.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar
GrumpyTurtle at 02/03/2009 20:13
It there was a game with Unicorns crapping deadly rainbows, I'd be all over it.
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 02/03/2009 20:16
hahaha.

Delicious comedy overkill.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar
Midgetsnowman at 02/03/2009 20:18
And this is why I still play WoW.

Say what you will about it being generic, Blizzard';s sense of humor is still riotously funny.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 02/03/2009 20:24
Blizzard's and Atlus USA's publicity teams need to meet up. Post-haste.
CocoJambo's Avatar
CocoJambo at 02/03/2009 20:27
When is this coming out? I want this game so much. With or without colourful anal discharges.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar
Doomsday Forte at 02/03/2009 20:41
Ehehehe. This is delicious lmaonade.

I wonder if this stuff would be in the game as an easter egg or something?
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Dan CiTi at 02/03/2009 20:43
Thank god they are not giving in and making the game all grimdark.

Although this is not what makes me want to play the game, that's awesome.
Agent Orange's Avatar
Agent Orange at 02/03/2009 20:52
As loltastic as these are, now I'm going to be upset if they don't include a mace-wielding marshmallow man.
sickNasty's Avatar
sickNasty at 02/03/2009 20:53
"...should be covered in boiling hot marmalade and thrown into a nest of wasps."

how did you know my secret fetish?
grafkhun's Avatar
grafkhun at 02/03/2009 20:53
Hysterical, Blizzard still has that sense of humor I see. Also, unicorns as playable characters, please?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 02/03/2009 21:37
ooo those stinkers.
hoyt414's Avatar
hoyt414 at 02/03/2009 21:41
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST:

Secret rainbow-shitting unicorn/marshmallow man level.
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 02/03/2009 22:15
Haha.

Blizzard: 1
Fucking morons: 0
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 02/03/2009 22:38
Oh blizzard...

And yes, Rainbow shitting unicorns/marshmallow man level is the new Cow level, methinks.
John B's Avatar
John B at 02/03/2009 23:04
{ standing ovation }
Gyrael's Avatar
Gyrael at 02/03/2009 23:17
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar
Gen Eric Gui at 02/03/2009 20:12

...after being totally turned off by Diablo 2

I will kill you. Gruesomely.
whormongr's Avatar
whormongr at 02/03/2009 23:19
I'll play it if it has rainbow shitting unicorns
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar
Vitamin Awesome at 02/04/2009 00:36
Welp, Blizzard just got a Day one purchase from me.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 02/04/2009 02:55
Hell yea, I always said Diablo needed some Lisa Frank!
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ajaxender at 02/04/2009 03:06
Holy hell, that other pic of the marshmellow man is just gold. Id play the shit out of that game. I almost want it more than D3.
CallMeRotten's Avatar
CallMeRotten at 02/04/2009 04:19
It still boggles the brain that so many actually bitched about the graphics. Blizzard can afford to dish out some digital titty twisters now though. If they put in Teddy Ruxpin as playable, millions would still buy Diablo III.
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MatCD at 02/04/2009 05:22
There is no secret unicorn level.
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thunderleg at 02/04/2009 06:26
They should definitely make the tail lift up like a skunk before... uhh... emissions...? projections...?
CloneTrooper's Avatar
CloneTrooper at 02/04/2009 06:49
Ahh Blizzard..

You know what...the Bethesda boys need to do something like this with Fallout...

Id love that.
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zanthox at 02/04/2009 07:54
Ahhh Blizzard, always so hilarious. I think they really are the best company to be so big they can piss all over their fans and not feel any real backlash because they amazing. Can't wait for D3, with or without rainbow pooping unicorns.
Ryee's Avatar
Ryee at 02/04/2009 08:12
i hope the sailor suit will be armor you can acquire
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 02/04/2009 08:16
Haha, thats great. I really hope they secretly put them in there like they did with the Cow level in D2.
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Corak at 02/04/2009 10:36
That was amazing. I can only imagine how true Diablo fanboys will react over this. I can see/hear it now and it ain't pretty. But fuck them. This game looks great, blizzard has a good sense of humor, and a deadly rainbow shitting unicorn proved that. I've pretty much decided to upgrade my PC at around the time this game comes out. Even though I know the requirements shouldn't be astronomical, I want to be able to play it at its best.
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ToxinBlackheart at 02/04/2009 10:57
I <3 Blizzard.

Reminds me of the good ol' classic Cow level.

I cannot wait for Diablo III.
Nixium's Avatar
Nixium at 02/04/2009 11:16
GrumpyTurtle:

I couldn't agree more.

This is how I imagine it:

You are running around in Diable and suddenly your dead via a unicorn pooping rainbows on you and then they loot your corpse. ( I don't know if D3 will have player corpse looting)
Mirax's Avatar
Mirax at 02/04/2009 13:04
Blizzard rules. People should stop complaining about this games, it looks really good and I can't wait to play it.
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Timstuff at 02/04/2009 13:16
ROTFLOL! All this whining is like Fallout 3 all over again. A lot of the so-called "purists" to this day still think that Bethesda ruined the Fallout franchise.
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silvain at 02/04/2009 14:09
I would play a 2d puzzle platformer involving a rainbow-pooping unicorn.
Canucklehead's Avatar
Canucklehead at 02/05/2009 20:45
Next up, pixies that pee Hawaiian Punch!
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gorba at 02/06/2009 13:34
Blue: Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie, wake up.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.

Charlie: (groans) Oh, God, you guys. This had better be pretty frickin' important. Is the meadow on fire?

Blue: No, Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.

Blue: Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.

Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.

Blue: (jumping onto Charlie's back) Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy ....and joyness.

Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.

Blue: (still jumping up and down on Charlie) Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!

Charlie: Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.
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