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... with that email subject line they HAVE to be trying to fuck this up.
This is actually quite entertaining.
This is actually quite entertaining.
"NOW AVAILABLE ME NOW AVAILABLE"
What does Konami mean by that......lol¿
I hope the game turns our fun, waiting for your review Mr. Sterling.
What does Konami mean by that......lol¿
I hope the game turns our fun, waiting for your review Mr. Sterling.
Confirmed. This is way better than the "Do I have a review copy of NeverDead yet?" game. story of the year 2012
BkV-
The "me" is from the first line, where "time" got cut short: "tikonami." Ha ha ha. Pretty funy.
The "me" is from the first line, where "time" got cut short: "tikonami." Ha ha ha. Pretty funy.
It's like somebody was writing this on their phone and they accidentally touched the screen and moved the cursor in the middle of the word "time".
Oh snap! Blades of Tikonami is available me now? That's EXTREMMEE!!!
Tak Fujii would be proud of that headline.
Tak Fujii would be proud of that headline.
I WANT BLADES OF TIKONAMI WANT BLADES OF TIME NOW BUY ME NOW STORE BUY
...After I read the inevitable review. Still though; I'm way more excited about this now then I should be. I probably would have just ignored and forgotten about it if they had advertised it in a more traditional manner. KONAMI BRILLIANT ME NOW BRILLIANT PR? maybe
...After I read the inevitable review. Still though; I'm way more excited about this now then I should be. I probably would have just ignored and forgotten about it if they had advertised it in a more traditional manner. KONAMI BRILLIANT ME NOW BRILLIANT PR? maybe
@tekbunny
No sir you do not. It is entirely to difficult to pull off accurately as you just demonstrated. There was only one amalgamation. The second half of the word stood alone later, followed by the rest of the sentence. Too much thinking required to ever catch on.
No sir you do not. It is entirely to difficult to pull off accurately as you just demonstrated. There was only one amalgamation. The second half of the word stood alone later, followed by the rest of the sentence. Too much thinking required to ever catch on.
This is the most surreal, and strangely captivating story I've read this year. Do go on keeping me updated!
this game actually looks fun. I heard its co op but i cant tell if it has splitscreen or if its online only.
Fuck, I just realized that this is the best marketing the game could ever hope for; for me at least. Just hours ago I didn't give a fuck about it, now I'm somehow pumped as fuck to get it! This had to be the grand plan all along, especially when Tak Fuji is involved
I guess it was so bad they couldn't even bother someone with English skills. So, a Japanese developer pulled this from Google translator.
Oh, there's plenty more out there. I know you've seen the trailer before...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO45r7JOj7Q
... but read the description.
"Check out the newest trailer for hack n' slash game, Blades of Trailer."
Yeah, Blades of TRAILER.
Also, there's a helpful hint in the game's 4(?) page manual...
HINT: To remove a disc, touch the eject button after quitting a game.
Guess the guys at Konami's Tech Support must get that question pretty often.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO45r7JOj7Q
... but read the description.
"Check out the newest trailer for hack n' slash game, Blades of Trailer."
Yeah, Blades of TRAILER.
Also, there's a helpful hint in the game's 4(?) page manual...
HINT: To remove a disc, touch the eject button after quitting a game.
Guess the guys at Konami's Tech Support must get that question pretty often.
Now I really want this game. I suppose they learned from Neverdead to just advertise in the most insane way possible to get attention.
Is this some kind of new reverse psychology marketing? Underhype the game so that weird garme jurnalizts get so obsessed that they simply can't help but hype the game themselves?
Because that would be EXTREEEEEME!
Because that would be EXTREEEEEME!
Whoever wrote that press release must have suffered a stroke mid sentence...but still carried on, impressive!
Shit. Blades of Time is truly timeless and I can't believe how it was able to go back in time and release before it was even announced! Amazing!
Chrisr, I can't even read through the comments without laughing like a maniac. This shit is so GOLDEN
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