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Black Smoke: The power of suggestion & the art of self-trolling photo

In 1938, Orson Welles narrated and directed a radio adaptation of H.G Wells' classic sci-fi novel, The War of the Worlds. Using the book as the basis of a simulated news broadcast, Welles and his cast members detailed the invasion of Earth by a race of malevolent Martians.

While much of what happened after is more suited for the subject of urban legends, there are still reports of panic and hysteria following the broadcast. It took only a little suggestion before people could smell the black smoke of the Martian war machines and felt the need to flee their homes. 

The War of the Worlds broadcast is one of the more famous examples of mass hysteria and the frighteningly powerful delusions of a crowd mentality. In contemporary times, we too have our own example of humanity's "herding instinct" going into overdrive. We have console fanboys, and their increasingly paranoid delusions. 

While they sometimes have had reason to be upset (though only the most tenuous of reasons), the fanboy set has quite clearly fallen into the self-sustaining fantasies of collective obsessional behavior. Very much like War of the Worlds, it has taken very little suggestion, but they now believe fiction as fact. They can smell the black smoke of their enemies. 

Yet just like those who found themselves terrified by Orson Welles that dark October night, these poor lost souls are only trolling themselves now.

Killzone 2 has received intense amounts of press in the month leading up to its release. While much of the focus has quite rightly been on its blazing hot critical reception, a significant amount of time has also been given over to the incredible "controversy" surrounding the game. Of course, as with all crowd delusions, there is no controversy outside of what the pack mentality has invented for itself. Let's look at some examples. 

First of all, we have the famous Totalvideogames review, which our own Jonathan Ross highlighted in his Fanboy Friday column. The Web site gave Killzone 2 an 8/10, and the 400+ comment thread that followed was so full of bile, outrage and unacceptably evil-minded nastiness that even I, someone who has received a fair bit of hate mail over the years, was actually shocked. 

From claims that the reviewer should lose his job, to accusations of him being a "microshitting fagtart," the spiteful commentary flew thick and fast, and why? Because he dared to give Killzone 2 a great score and not a perfect score? Yes ... apparently that's exactly what the problem is. 

"hey jon you obviously jerk off too xbox 360 so if you were here in front of me i would roundhouse ki[#@!?] in your tiny microsoft loving balls," explains one brave and anonymous commenter. "also if you think halo is even good your a retard... it was a mirror of the first two and sucked even harder than the first two... so dont talk about weak story lines your gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

This is because the reviewer said the game was great and not perfect. Yeah. It's astounding to see how often that famous "bias" word comes up, often in multiple times during one post. This is not because the word has any relevance to the argument, and certainly isn't because the person using it knows what it means. Most of these trolls use the word "bias" because one of the other members of the herd used it. This is evidenced by the sheer amount of times the word is thrown around, often in the completely wrong context. Most of the people accusing others of "bias" have no idea of what the word even means anymore. They simply use it because it's used. 

Moving on, it's amazing to find that even G4TV's 5/5 review garnered hatred from the fanboys, and this is where we see a clear example of how the trolls have begun to troll themselves, to feed their own paranoid fantasies when there's nothing really there. G4's Adam Sessler has famously bitten back, answering some of the most ludicrous accusations, but the one I want to linger on a couple that truly show what an Ouroborus this whole situation has become. 

"Wow, bias toward the 360 much?" claims one person, after watching this 5/5 review. "No-one mentioned the post launch co-op that was already announced, nooooo. It's just a bad thing that there's no co-op, right? I really thought Xplay gave honest reviews. Sure it's a 5/5 but it killed you guys a little on the inside, didn't it?"

If you don't think that's a clear enough example of the crowd seeing only what the crowd wishes to see, then this one will get you:

"No matter what it's never enough," the comment ironically opens with. "5/5 huh yet no matter how badass it looks you can hear it in Adam and Morgan's voice that they were almost upset that the game is as good as it is."

This comment, this comment right here is what struck me with the epiphany that we are now living through our own War of the Worlds panic. When you can watch a glowing review of a game given a perfect score and then start hearing secret bias in the voices of the reviewers, then you have gone beyond. You have truly started climbing Jacob's Ladder. 

Finally, we have an example from the pages of Destructoid itself. Just this Friday, we posted a video of a supposed "glitch" in Killzone 2 that someone struggled incredibly hard to find in the game's demo. The maker of the video, with ridiculous amounts of effort, was able to jump up to a spot in the map not intended for travel, and break out of the map itself. To call it a glitch as if it exposed some huge problem with Killzone 2 was ridiculous, and we mocked such effort. 

I wish I could say that the post was some great experiment to "trap" fanboys into betraying their own paranoia, that it was a big prank in order to get an example of a truly indoctrinated herd member, but it was genuinely posted with the goal of entertaining everyone, and nothing more. There was no attempt at trickery, no clever ploy at work. I just honestly didn't think someone could be that deluded. I was wrong.

The post was very clearly sarcastic in its tone, declaring as it did that Sony was doomed by a buggy, glitchy, broken Killzone 2. Apparently, however, the whole post betrayed my obvious love of Microsoft and all things Xbox 360.

"Yup. Jim is a Xbot Fatboy who is clueless about videogames and the concept of playing more than one console," helpfully explained one user. "Lame."

Of course, when it was explained to this confused individual that he might have missed the sarcasm (after all, an article called "OMG Killzone 2 is TOTALLY broken OMG actually" just has to be genuine, right?), he responded with yet another beautiful example of herd delusion:

"His sarcasm is just a cover for his actual and true feelings. The video didn't show a glitch. It showed some dude hopping around."

Yes ... my sarcasm is a cover-up for my actual feelings that Killzone 2 really is a buggy piece of shit, apparently. He then, almost as if to accentuate the self-parody, explained the entire point of my article, as if nobody else had even realized that it wasn't a true glitch.

When it gets to the point where people are going into high-scoring reviews and posts that actually defend their precious exclusive games, dreaming up things to be miserable about, perhaps it's time certain individuals re-evaluated their priorities, and perhaps took up a hobby that doesn't cause them so much grief and sorrow. People are becoming emotionally absorbed, and at a time when PS3 fans should be overjoyed that they have a fantastic videogame coming their way, that fact that all they can focus on is the stuff that upsets them is truly fucking sad. 

Xbox fans are no better, somehow feeling threatened by the presence of a great PS3 game and trying to attack it. Killzone 2 itself has become their Martian invader, the Black Smoke, and they whip themselves up into a frenzy about it just like the PS3 fanboys who have become so paranoid that they can hear voices and see sarcasm as sinister cover-ups. 

Nobody has actually done anything though. Nobody in the press has gone out of their way to hurt Killzone 2, and nobody has any reason to "harm" the PS3. Nobody choked up and died inside when they gave the game full marks, and nobody is hiding their true hatred of Sony exclusives in the tone of their voice or strength of their sarcasm. In short -- the people in the press are nowhere near as interested in the downfall of the PS3 as PS3 fanboys themselves. Nobody wants the PS3 to die, but PS3 lovers seem to want people to want it to die. That's fucked up.

If all the fanboys and trolls who have made these accusations and spat their bile for the past week actually came together and truly shared a collective mentality in one body, if their obsession, imagination and deluded inability to ever be satisfied came to represent the mind of just one person, that person would have the psychological profile of a serial killer. These people have lost their minds. Driven by compulsion, fueled by their dreams of conspiracy. Trolling themselves, because nobody else cares enough to troll them.

Learn to be happy.

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slapme7times's Avatar
slapme7times at 02/08/2009 09:42
lol.

9/11 was an inside job.

Obama and bush are pawns of the new world order.
slapme7times's Avatar
slapme7times at 02/08/2009 09:44
lol wait.. mass hysteria?

You mean like hitler and the burning of the reichstag? Or bush and the 911 attacks?

LOL patriot act torture 1,000,000 innocent civilians dead in iraq no one is even looking for osama bin laden.

lolololol.

mass hysteria?
Sup3rt3d's Avatar
Sup3rt3d at 02/08/2009 09:44
typical BIAS article
Half left's Avatar
Half left at 02/08/2009 09:47
I try to ignore them. If you don't feed them they'll die after all.
Aurion's Avatar
Aurion at 02/08/2009 09:47
BIAS AS FUCK



J/k, that was a great read.
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 02/08/2009 09:48
Excellent post, however I fear it is too late for these PS3 loving Parson Nathaniels.
Zac Bentz's Avatar
Zac Bentz at 02/08/2009 09:50
Herd behavior? Inconceivable!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 02/08/2009 09:53
"I try to ignore them. If you don't feed them they'll die after all."

I disagree. They self-sustain. That's basically what this article is about. If nobody feeds trolls, they just provide their own nourishment.
AClockWorkMelon's Avatar
AClockWorkMelon at 02/08/2009 09:53
Jim, I think you're just posting this to cover up the fact that you actually WERE attacking Killzone 2.

=)
CharleyTony's Avatar
CharleyTony at 02/08/2009 09:55
All this trolling is gonna make comments become irrelevant ! :(

You get something to make your heard and then some lunatics render it almost useless.

Someone please find a clever way to make this crap go away for good...
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 02/08/2009 09:58
Herd behavior? Incomprehensible!
TheNakedAnt's Avatar
TheNakedAnt at 02/08/2009 10:01
I kind of enjoy fanboys, though how anyone could get so worked up over video games is beyond me. I mean, its not like they ever do too much damage, and they provide hours of entertainment!
Triple C's Avatar
Triple C at 02/08/2009 10:02
I think the problem with your sarcasm is that you are not writing at a 5th grade level. Peer reviewing essays in college make Destructoid seem like thoroughly edited book by comparison. For all further reviews I would suggest smaller sentences and words are not allowed to have more than six letters. Video reviews using preschoolers?! I might be onto something!
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savagesaladin at 02/08/2009 10:02
I didn't realize the hysteria surrounding the game. I hope the game is good. Why would you want a game to be shitty? I don't understand fanboys.

Jim, you bias son of a bitch. Fagtard! Go eat some more McDonalds!
Zac Bentz's Avatar
Zac Bentz at 02/08/2009 10:02
The real solution is to have only one government sanctioned piece of hardware playing only one morally acceptable game, into which we are all jacked 24/7, eyes peeled open, mouths agape, shitting and pissing all over ourselves. You know, just like the PS3 fanboys are now.
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pascuz46 at 02/08/2009 10:05
"...Killzone 2 really is a buggy piece of shit..." There you have it, the words said by Jim Streling himself! BIAS!

But no seriously, good read. This generation the console war has hit a new low. It seems to me that there are so many of these types of people now and before in later generations there wasn't. I dunno maybe its just because I'm on the internet more often that ever before, so I get to read more of this retarded bullshit that people post. I don't understand these people and I'm not gonna try. They just want you to get pissed off because they love any sort of attention they can get. Attention whores!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 02/08/2009 10:06
Bentz: So basically, the answer to all our problems is The Matrix.
Half left's Avatar
Half left at 02/08/2009 10:11
"I disagree. They self-sustain. That's basically what this article is about. If nobody feeds trolls, they just provide their own nourishment."

Hmmm, can they keep doing that though? Surely they must... Get bored of it after a while or something.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 02/08/2009 10:13
Half Left: One of my trolls, who I actually ignore, has been active for over two years.

Two years, dude.
Tdiddy9182's Avatar
Tdiddy9182 at 02/08/2009 10:15
Yes, a certain dodgeball commentator Jim?
Origim's Avatar
Origim at 02/08/2009 10:15
Ha, I never thought of it from a mass hysteria angle before, fucking brilliant. What I can't for the life of me figure out about fanboy's is why they waste the time and energy. Doesn't all that trolling take time away from playing the games they claim to love so much?
Tdiddy9182's Avatar
Tdiddy9182 at 02/08/2009 10:16
Have you started keeping an enemies list in your drawer, like Nixon?
Freefall's Avatar
Freefall at 02/08/2009 10:19
Oh, this is great! Some comments people make are unintentionally hilarious.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar
Dead Movie Star at 02/08/2009 10:21
Troll comments give me immense pleasure.
vonneuton's Avatar
vonneuton at 02/08/2009 10:21
@Jim: 2 years? Wow. I know that people are persistent, but wow...
mo0man's Avatar
mo0man at 02/08/2009 10:32
OMG JIM YOU HATE PSFREE FANBOYS YOU ARE SO BIAS
Sam Spectre's Avatar
Sam Spectre at 02/08/2009 10:36
Well written Jim. I too am sick of all this console wars bullshit.

Can you please give Killzone 2 a 7/10 for the lulz? I know it's an amazing game and it's the game that finally made me want to throw down the cash for a PS3, but it would just be fun to see how many fan boys get butt hurt about it.
Spartacus's Avatar
Spartacus at 02/08/2009 10:38
This sounds about right.

The "controversy" has shown me two of my favorite new insults, though. The instant classic "microshitting fagtart," of course, but someone called Jim a "moronicle," which is brilliant.
liam2015's Avatar
liam2015 at 02/08/2009 10:38
I think this has become one of my favorite articles here. Great job, Jim.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 02/08/2009 10:41
"but someone called Jim a "moronicle," which is brilliant."

It's a great insult, but that wasn't the first time I've been called it, so dollrapist gets no credit.
Half left's Avatar
Half left at 02/08/2009 10:43
"One of my trolls, who I actually ignore, has been active for over two years.

Two years, dude."

The gent in question clearly has too much free time and a severe lack of ordered priorities.
mo0man's Avatar
mo0man at 02/08/2009 10:44
Whut? Where and when did this moronicle thing happen? That sounds like the greatest event in the history of the universe
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 02/08/2009 10:45
The sad thing is, he's not the only one that's been doing it for more than two years. Some of the "new" trolls are just old ones going back as far as 2006.

It's somewhat frightening.
Evil Cheese's Avatar
Evil Cheese at 02/08/2009 10:48
Nice read, Jim. This shit really is starting to get old. I really hate this new breed of retard that the Internet has seemed to produce. What ever happened to sensible debate? My school yard arguments of Nintendo v. Sega weren't exactly debates, but they were never like this.
Analitic's Avatar
Analitic at 02/08/2009 10:48
@Jim - great article - great fucking point

Would love to get a full list of trolls on Destructoid...can you do that? or would that amount to virtual persecution and subsequent legal action?
OR are these trolls, members of the Dtoid team providing us 'herd-like' people with entertainment. Damn im being paranoid, can't trust anyone these days.

DEMAND PUBLISHED LIST
Lord The Night Knight's Avatar
Lord The Night Knight at 02/08/2009 10:52
Reminds me of the line from Men In Black. "People are dumb, stupid, and paranoid..."
Rifter's Avatar
Rifter at 02/08/2009 10:54
Grr.. Fanbois!! ("Both" sides!) Batten down the hatches! Tharrr be trolls ahead! Might I suggest a new rating system just for this game? Y'know, to throw them off their main attack? How about a 15-point scale?

Seriously, I wouldn't envy the one with the task of reviewing KZ2. Esp. if they give it below 9.5.
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Angry Damman at 02/08/2009 10:55
I used to be a Gamespot forum goer years ago, and I could not stand to skim through the General Gaming section for more than 30 seconds. Mind you, they actually do have a console wars section as well, but asking these kids to stay in their pen is like is like asking a pack of lemmings to just ignore the nice shiny cliff.

I think the only way to stem this idiocy is to continue to raise gaming opinion against the trolls, so that the younger ones growing up realize they're on the wrong side of the cliff before they start looking for an umbrella.

Ya know, until the next new console company spawns and it starts all over again.
Evil Cheese's Avatar
Evil Cheese at 02/08/2009 10:55
Also, LOL @ the disclaimer at the beginning of Sessler's video, G4 really are a bunch of pussies.
blu3steel's Avatar
blu3steel at 02/08/2009 10:58
Nice read, although it was biased against fanboy trolls.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 02/08/2009 11:02
"Seriously, I wouldn't envy the one with the task of reviewing KZ2."

*Takes a bow*
Origim's Avatar
Origim at 02/08/2009 11:05
@blu3steel: Hahaha, Who isn't biased against them?
Grande C's Avatar
Grande C at 02/08/2009 11:09
Jim Bringing it with some real journalism. Color me impressed! Bravo sir!
Analitic's Avatar
Analitic at 02/08/2009 11:14
Ok how about providing just the initials of users you consider to be trolls and let us do the rest? C'mon it will be fun with all the finger pointing...No?
Matte G's Avatar
Matte G at 02/08/2009 11:15
Its the old adage 'You could get 100 of the smartest people in the world together in a room, but as soon as they form into groups they'd have the combined I.Q. of a heard of sheep'

There's also perceived interest, not just that they've spent money on said system but somehow it is a value judgement on them. I mean we all do it, how many times have you liked a band or a film only for someone to go 'Meh' and be there for half an hour trying to explain why its the best thing ever! When infact you only half like it. Their not trolling for their love of the PS3 their trolling as a form of defence against their own insecurities.

So you have heard behaviour, peoples link between their self esteem and the success of their fascination and (perhaps most importantly) the internet ambiguity that we all have. These people wouldn,t dare say what they do to your face. The internet allows them to air their psychological dirty laundry without fear of reprisal.
fetusmilk's Avatar
fetusmilk at 02/08/2009 11:17
i see fanboys as being similar to sports fanatics.

they have nothing else to talk about because it all they talk about.
so when something goes against there system(team) they have to use everything in there power to find faults or to bash the other system(team) because they have nothing better to do.

just play the games you like, who cares what other people say.
Alpha Shark's Avatar
Alpha Shark at 02/08/2009 11:20
I've always thought the idea behind the fanboy was that they needed justification for spending their money on a certain object, and needing to lord it over those that spent it on the alternative product in the market.

I think reviewing Killzone 2/Halo 3/console exclusives is like spraying yourself with fanboynip. Inflammatory comments made while on a raging fanboy high will soon find their way to your site.

But, yes, feeding trolls has become a habitual instinct. A most tragic cycle.
Solgrim's Avatar
Solgrim at 02/08/2009 11:23
Awesome, Awesome piece. Bravo.
Instant_Awesome's Avatar
Instant_Awesome at 02/08/2009 11:24
Bravo, Jim. You didn't just hit the nail on the head. You drove the nail clear through the plank.
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de BLOO at 02/08/2009 11:34
I believe that were are only as good as our worst... but saving people to falling into this is overwhelming...3 of my friends have already turned bat shit crazy
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