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Bit.Trip SPERM confirmed

11:00 AM on 05.16.2010   |   Jonathan Holmes

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OK, it's a little late, but here's a sneak preview of last week's Bit Transmission with Alex Neuse from Gaijin Games. Alex was willing to divulge a lot of crazy stuff on the show, but my favorite bit was when he confirmed that my theory about the meaning of the Bit.Trip games was at least somewhat accurate. I've long thought that the Bit.Trip series depicts the formation of a human life, including the part with the sperm and the egg. Though Alex wouldn't tell me exactly when it happens, he did confirm that at one point or another, when you're looking at the Bit.Trip games, you're looking at sperm.

Looks like the Bit.Trip series and that weird in-vagina XBLA game may be the start of a new genre; the sex-education-in-utero-action-thriller.

Other highlights from the show include confirmation that "Nether" and other aspects of previous Bit.Trip titles that are absent from Bit.Trip Runner will appear in future Bit.Trip games, a progress report on Bit.Trip 5, the current status of Anthony's lawsuit (and Gaijin's counter suit) over the Runner trademark, a tentative release date for the Tron-like Lilt Line, and more.

Finally, if you have Wario Ware D.I.Y. Showcase, and you haven't traded codes with the guys at Gaijin, you're missing out. They're giving out microgames that you can't get anywhere else. Sign up for free games here, and if you've got the guts, and check out the full podcast here.








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FierceRichie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 11:32
FierceRichie
Dun see it
Hasney's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 11:34
Hasney
Dammit, seeing this come up on the Twitter feed made me spit.
Hasney's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 11:34
Hasney
Spit my drink... MY DRINK!
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 11:42
Rammstein
@Hasney: Hah hah! *points at you* UR-A-GAY! :D
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 11:52
Maurice Tan
Fucking sperm cells, how do they work?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 11:59
randombullseye
Bitches don't know about Bit.Trip sperm!
Frigidevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 12:36
Frigidevil
@Professor Pew
Ass Dan knows how sperm cells work
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 14:52
Excel-2011
Should you really be reporting on the litigation over "RUNNER" now that Anthony retired? Isn't that his battle entirely now?
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 15:16
Jonathan Holmes
@ The-Excel- As far as I know, the battle is still ongoing, and even more fierce now that Anthony is working on game development full time. Since Bit.Trip Runner is coming out tomorrow, I assume it will be resolved soon either way.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 18:41
Los255
Confirmed: I am pregnant.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2010 18:49
Kraid
skeet?
GLORNS's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2010 15:15
GLORNS
fuck'n LOL!
Katya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2011 09:59
Katya
Best regards, Katya, CEO of dvd rom burner, iscsi initiator reconnecting
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