Bit Generation reveals Nintendo's tiny cock

Netphantom posted a hands on review of Bit Generations, which he dubbed like a "race version of Rez", which is one of my all time favorite PS2 games and preferred sex toy of Japanese gamer girls. I can't tell you how excitedly I can finally run out to the rolling hills of downtown Miami with my DS and chew mushrooms while I play this. Here's how it works: "The premise is as simple as can be. You play as a colored line, and move up and down to avoid the other lines and obstacles between you and the finish line. There are a few rare powerups, and you can boost a few times, but that’s it. Basically you slow down whenever you deviate from a straight line, so keeping the turning to a minimum is key to winning." The concept is simple, but the gameplay is deeper than it appears on the surface. Good for them - it looks like an interesting set of games. I bet someone at Atari is punching the walls for failing to instill this kind of coolness into their retro warchest. Its gotta be said - it takes huge balls to release an experimental set of games like this. Despite that, LOOK AT NINTENDO'S TINY WHITE COCK!. These guys are gonna be disappointed. Bit Generations Sound Voyager Sound Catcher Bit Generations Sound Voyager Sound Drive Bit Generations Sound Voyager Sound Picker Bit Generations Sound Voyager Sound Slalom

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