Ok, so I'm an RPG designer, right? I have this amazing idea for my next RPG video game. In it, I will feature things like "equipment", "non-recycled level design", and "actual role playing decisions".
This was an actual BioWare panel at PAX, recorded by GameSpot. If you don't believe me, watch the above video and see BioWare's "creative" minds brainstorm over things that have been included in nearly every RPG in the past twenty years. They even spend close to three minutes talking about customizing outfits with genre bending ideas such as "color". BioWare's Mike Laidlaw stated that while this isn't a "Dragon Age III panel", all feedback is being considered. For instance, the suggestion to make it an actual RPG this time around.
I have no idea how a company can go from making one of the most expansive RPGs of all time (Baldur's Gate) to a shell of their former self, into an almost Molyneuxian parody state. But not all hope is lost, fans -- BioWare has placated your hopes and dreams of a better Dragon Age III with cosplay. Cosplay makes everything better, folks.
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Really great article about Gravity Rush's director (director of Silent Hill), and his 1970s French comic influences.Dreamweaver Unpopular opinion time: I not only consider Kanye West to be one of my favorite rappers of all-time — yes, I'm being serious — but he's one of the very few people in the world whom I'd consider to be a role model. I truly wish he would notice me one dNekrosys Trying to play through Undertale's Genocide Route. After forcing myself to kill the Greater Dog, I'm really not sure if I'm emotionally capable of handling this game anymore...Fuzunga "I would buy [game] if I had a Wii U." THEN WHY DON'T YOU!? "I don't want to." So you want to play [game] but you're not willing to buy hardware to play it? "Yes." Guess you don't really want to play [game]. "No, Nintendo should make games for Xbox." ಠ_Torchman Nathan D, they say ROCKET PUNCH!Sir Shenanigans There should be an online multiplayer version of Gwent.Nathan D Torchman, what do the five fingers say to the face?
Jed Whitaker Can we just get a yarn version of Bionic Commando already?ChillyBilly Alright. All Waifu are garbage because they're all fake.
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TysonOfTime Uncontrollable with slightly less Engrish.Scrustle Hachi Roku is my waifu.Occams #Darksiders2