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BioWare is clueless, banned a user based on a meme photo

BioWare is dead serious about upholding its Terms of Services and will bring down the hammer of justice hard should you step out of line. One member (username withheld) of the Star Wars: The Old Republic message board learned that the hard way when his / her account was permanently suspended.

What infraction did User X commit? Being underage -- the board's terms clearly state that no minor under 13 years of age can be granted an account, regardless of parental consent. How did the moderation team discover this flagrant disregard for the rules? User X admitted as much in a post in this thread. For those without access to the site, here's how the post read:

I'm 12 and what is this.

BWAAAAA HAA HA HA HA HA HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAA!

(Thanks for sending this in, Ryan and Mitchel!)

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BkV's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:38
BkV
Yesh! Yesh! That was delicious to read.
Janklogs's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:39
Janklogs
I got banned from GameFAQs for the same thing. Why not shit on them?
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:41
ProperlyParanoid
Holy shit, that is so stupid I think it actually made me dumber.
Sherwood513's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:41
Sherwood513
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I'm out of touch and what is this?
Dreamweaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:41
Dreamweaver
So BioWare's got a hard-on for 12 year olds?
Lowlander2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:42
Lowlander2
@Janklogs

I'm sure that was ages ago, and this is the news section, not the olds.
Luna's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:42
Luna
HAHAHAHAHAHA
weemanjr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:44
weemanjr
What is the meme, that 12 year olds can't play video games?
Zaheer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:49
Zaheer
You know, I think BioWare might be onto something here. By decree, all memes shall henceforth be banned from The Internet. Or, at least, banished to Reddit or something.

Yes please.
Sat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:50
Sat
Genius. I mean, it got to be a joke of some kind. And it's incredibly funny.
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:51
the guy with the hat
Oh Bioware, you are special. I hope technophile didn't know about this :D
Ray Tarded's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:56
Ray Tarded
What am I missing?

Said user agreed to the ToS then later, through self admittance, broke the ToS. So why shouldn't he be banned?
HalotheCoolGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 22:58
HalotheCoolGuy
NEXT TIME ON THE TORTANIC:
CAN HAMBURGER HELPER SAVE THE DAY?
WILL THEY REACH THE END OF RINE?
AND CAN BIODRONES STOP DRONING?
TUNE IN NEXT SUNDAY TO FIND OUT!
quantumriian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:02
quantumriian
@Ray Tarded

I think the point is that he isn't actually 12. The forum post in which he "admitted" he broke the ToS was a joke. What are you, raytarded?
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:02
ZServ
SO worth sending in. I also have the original uncensored picture if you guys want it?
Nerdy Suit's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:02
Nerdy Suit
Worst. Rule. Ever.
void-haunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:05
void-haunter
I like Bioware more for these types of bans. They're weeding out morons that think shitty memes are funny.
Blahblahblahblah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:07
Blahblahblahblah
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this


For those that somehow don't understand.
TheNephilym's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:08
TheNephilym
@HalotheCoolGuy

WILL THE TORTANIC GO FREE2SAIL?
Kyera's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:10
Kyera
This is like when I got a 5-day suspension in Warhammer for impersonating community rep Andy Belford by saying "Because I'm Andy. Population is fine, idiots."

BioWare is derp.
Phillip Jenkins's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:14
Phillip Jenkins
Good for Bioware. Don't be a nob an nothing will happen. I'm glad for once people on the internet are paying for thier stupidity. Again I applaud anything that reduces morons pleasure on the internet, even by a fraction.
Pentagram's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:15
Pentagram
it truly is the ToRtanic
RaelXX's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:16
RaelXX
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this

For those who still don't understand.
shrike126's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:18
shrike126
The problem is that the TOS says 12 year old individuals can't own an account, it isn't against the TOS to "say" you're 12. Just like it's not against the TOS to say you're a Jedi Knight, which isn't really technically true for the account owner either now is it? I could post on the forums that I was a dragon wizard and nothing would be done against me, but put in the words "I am 12" and BOOM game over.
Sophie Grossman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:19
Sophie Grossman
Considering that there are evem some people above me who don't know about this meme, I don't think it's entirely unreasonable that BioWare didn't either...
TheNephilym's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:19
TheNephilym
@Phillip Jenkins

Go on and give yourself a nice round of applause, there fella. You deserve it.
moondoggieGS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:20
moondoggieGS
they are required to do this by law i.e. Children's Online Privacy Protection Act
shrike126's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:23
shrike126
@moondoggieGS
Not really... There's nothing in the COPPA regarding someone saying they're 12 and being removed from a game.

http://www.ftc.gov/ogc/coppa1.htm
PossibleCabbage's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:24
PossibleCabbage
I freely admit that I had never heard of this meme, but it was pretty obvious that this was a joke.

That being said, moderating message boards (particularly corporate ones) sucks (ask anybody who's done it) and it's easy to miss things like "jokes" since you're obligated to power through every thread in your assigned era.

Hopefully this gets fixed.
mythbuilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:26
mythbuilder
inb4 Stealth
Nintendan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:27
Nintendan
I really question bioware more and more each day.
Adam Perry's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:30
Adam Perry
just for the record, has anyone actually confirmed that this isn't a shopjob?
NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:40
NickCull
There has been a lot of bad press for BioWare these days, which seems so unlike them. Maybe EA's customer service is rubbing off on them.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:40
Rammstein
@Mr Andy Dixon: That's another game, this is 'ToR.'
Ace McAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:40
Ace McAwesome
1) It's a total fake. Someone posted it on Reddit and it was instantly debunked.
2) Even if it wasn't a fake, the ToS DOES prohibit people under 13 from playing, even with parent's permission. This is because COPPA is a PITA for companies, so rather than deal with the implications of allowing people under 13 (which you can sorta do under COPPA) they just simplify it and reject everyone.
3) One overzealous forum mod who doesn't know their memes (or maybe does and is an epic troll) who banned someone because they openly stated they are violating the ToS (see above) does not = BioWare
4) Even if I was wrong on all the above counts (I'm not), one simple email from the account owner showing he was in fact above 12 years old would likely rectify the entire situation.

Why is the Internet so eager to hate this game? And haven't we learned by now all these nonsense SWTOR bans are fake and originate from /v/ where they are all sitting around circlejerking their hatred for all things EA? We didn't learn after the last guy claimed he got banned for dancing?
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:42
Tony Ponce
@Adam Perry

The link to the forum topic is there for people who are members. There's also a YouTube video floating about that proves it as well.
Adam Perry's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:43
Adam Perry
@ace quite right! seems like maybe people are upset that bioware's leaving behind the purity of singleplayer/small group games for something more profitable....so many blizzard/wow comparisons in the last month my eyes wanna bleed.
Ace McAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:45
Ace McAwesome
@Tony Ponce

Looks like they deleted the thread. Either way, linking to the fact that he said it on the forums doesn't mean he was banned for it. And the YouTube video just shows his computer screen with the "email" printed on it. Come on now.
Adam Perry's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:46
Adam Perry
@Tony Ponce tried the link---blocked for me. error says i was trying to access "administrative features". also saw like 50 bajillion youtube swtor ban videos, got a link?
Rodeo Danza's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:48
Rodeo Danza
Ever since I was 13 I've hated 12 year olds. This is justice.
Ace McAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:52
Ace McAwesome
@Tony Ponce

Color me corrected. I found the correct link to the YouTube vid, it does seem legit. Doesn't change the rest of my argument. I also found this posting from the banned fellow: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/oqg88/so_i_got_banned_on_swtor/

Seems he was already on the ropes for speedhacking. He then let his account lapse and ended up banned. Frankly, I'm glad he's gone.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:52
Rammstein
@Ace: 1) It's been proven to be real.

2) See above.

3) They work for BioWare, they ARE BioWare. Anyone who's worked for a any-size corporation knows this.

4) You're 100% wrong. umad?

And to answer your question: Because we were all bait-and-switched, which is why they are having record cancellations. And the "guy who got banned for dancing" was using the /getdown exploit on bosses to keep them from attacking, and thus, a bannable exploit.

umad that I just defused any argument you possibly had? >:D

@Adam Perry: in the last month? ToR's been compared to WoW since early BETA. That's basically what it is. The only people who don't think so are the ones who never played WoW or make assumptions after getting to level 23 in vanilla.
Headshot4Rent's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:53
Headshot4Rent
Well... It seems that alot of people on DTOID also don't get the meme... Or do they?
Achromatis's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:53
Achromatis
Meme or not he said he was 12, which is against the ToS. Youd have to be pretty retarded to not expect a mod to ban you.


And fuck, Ive never heard that meme before. Not everything somebody repeats more than once on the internet is a "meme".
Johnny Luchador's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:57
Johnny Luchador
Im 29 and what is this?
Ace McAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2012 23:59
Ace McAwesome
@Rammstein

You're right, I double checked and it's real. I stand corrected (and have already posted in this thread that I was wrong on that count)

2, saying it's real doesn't invalidate that the TOS prohibits the action. A BioWare representative who followed orders, albeit overzealously, does not a whole company make.

Finally, stating that I am "100% wrong" that an email clearing up the situation would fix it is, in fact, 100% wrong. If he shows he's not 12, they will unban him. Why? Because 15 dollars a month is why.

Finally, the dancing ban guy was fake, and proven fake, and was fake.

No, I'm not mad, because arguing is arguing is arguing?
Ace McAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2012 00:00
Ace McAwesome
Here are some links showing that this happens many times throughout many forums and games across the Internet: http://www.reddit.com/r/swtor/comments/oqinh/the_best_way_to_get_banned_in_swtor/
Ace McAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2012 00:01
Ace McAwesome
Correction to my above, this is the correct link: http://www.reddit.com/r/swtor/comments/oqinh/the_best_way_to_get_banned_in_swtor/c3jcc01
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