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Well, maybe not, but Dan over at TheBBPS already used the sweetest title I can think of.

Nevertheless, this amazing BioShock wallpaper makes me a happy little gene-splicer indeed. If I were a baser man, I would've said something along the lines of "Oh my God, this is so pimptight amazing sweet awesomesauce!" However, I am quite above such trivialities.

Actually, no I'm not. That is what I said. 

The thing about this wallpaper that makes it so delicious is that it's nefariously deceptive. I can almost see that Bouncer and his Little Sister traipsing through a field of dandelions, catching butterflies, perhaps preparing a picnic. They might even eat some ice cream before bludgeoning the f*ck out of anything that comes too close to them, viscera and gore flying everywhere, bones shattering, cerebrospinal fluid leaking out of the shattered husk of a man, his lifeforce soon to be extracted by a foot-long syringe.

Ok, fine. There aren't any fields in Rapture. 

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No shutdown's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 23:56
No shutdown
I'm diggin' the look, but I'm not crazy about the character poses.
Awesome find though.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 00:03
Sharpless
I love it. Anything that makes the Big Daddys look like the happy-go-lucky scamps they are, is okay by me.

But "pimptight," Hamza? Really? "Pimptight"? Really?
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 00:11
kaciesaurus
The poses are part of what makes it great.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 00:13
tazarthayoot
@Sharpless

Uh...Hamza didn't make the post? hahaha
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 00:25
Joseph Leray
I WAS A BURST OF EMOTION!
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 00:36
sleepingagain
fucking amazing, thats going to be my desktop for a very long time...
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 00:48
DaedHead8
I made my banner out of this wallpaper about a month ago. I love it.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 01:53
ArrestedDeveloper
Just found my new background.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 02:04
Sharpless
@Tazar
Um, nah, I was totally just, uh, talking to Hamza in IM and he said "pimptight." Why? Did Orcist also say it in this blog post that I am commenting on?
e4te's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 02:25
e4te
I jumped on the bandwagon and this looks nice as my backround.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 02:49
Necros
Looks great, though I'll have to flip it, since all my icons are on the right (Mac).
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 03:12
wardrox
@Reaprar, just shhh.

Nice find, I just need to find a way to fit it into my current dtoid background and I'm sorted.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 03:58
atheistium
is now my wallpaper :D
Th3ProphetMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 04:08
Th3ProphetMan
NIce one. Here's another version which i like http://img162.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93064_daddyandsis_122_882lo.jpg
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 05:58
McSnow
I've been looking for a new wallpaper for ages now. Cheers Orcist!
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 08:26
catsithx
Looks cool I'll get it hey I already did.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 08:41
Holyetheline
Hey that's a nice wallpaper. I always get my wallpapers from Dtoid.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 08:43
Hitogoroshi
God damn that is awesome.
LeonSK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 09:32
LeonSK
I...I'm so happy...
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 10:03
Jaren Face
I remember that was an entry for Threadless' "Design a Rapture t-shirt contest" a while back. I voted for it, seeing as I wouldn't mind wearing that around.
Jambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 13:21
Jambo
*Right click.... set as desktop background* sweeet!
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 14:51
Dan CiTi
GOOD GAME.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:27
Eschatos
Finally something awesome has come out of BBPS.
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