Well, maybe not, but Dan over at TheBBPS already used the sweetest title I can think of.
Nevertheless, this amazing BioShock wallpaper makes me a happy little gene-splicer indeed. If I were a baser man, I would've said something along the lines of "Oh my God, this is so pimptight amazing sweet awesomesauce!" However, I am quite above such trivialities.
Actually, no I'm not. That is what I said.
The thing about this wallpaper that makes it so delicious is that it's nefariously deceptive. I can almost see that Bouncer and his Little Sister traipsing through a field of dandelions, catching butterflies, perhaps preparing a picnic. They might even eat some ice cream before bludgeoning the f*ck out of anything that comes too close to them, viscera and gore flying everywhere, bones shattering, cerebrospinal fluid leaking out of the shattered husk of a man, his lifeforce soon to be extracted by a foot-long syringe.
Ok, fine. There aren't any fields in Rapture.
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11:52 PM on 02.27.2008
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Awesome find though.
But "pimptight," Hamza? Really? "Pimptight"? Really?
Uh...Hamza didn't make the post? hahaha
Um, nah, I was totally just, uh, talking to Hamza in IM and he said "pimptight." Why? Did Orcist also say it in this blog post that I am commenting on?
Nice find, I just need to find a way to fit it into my current dtoid background and I'm sorted.