If you're not yet sick of spending pretend Microsoft money on present toys for your pretend people, then BioShock 2 has you covered. A range of items based on the 2K Games sequel has hit Xbox Live, ready to suck up your money in celebration of today's release.
For the low, low price of "Not Free," you can dress up your mawkish Avatars in a range of Big Daddy and Little Sister clothes, as well as obtain a Big Daddy doll for the thing to hold. It's a bloody great day to be borderline retarded and have too much money!
Instead of buying any of this stuff, why not buy BioShock 2? We reviewed it and thought it was great, even if some of you seem to think that a score of 8.0 is somehow bad. Mind you, if you're that stupid, then this Avatar gear should be right up your alley!
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11:00 AM on 02.09.2010
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I need to buy this, loved the first one.
This
Because I absolutely, positively, need things to go up in flames.
Oh and @Jim; I already bought Bioshock 2, I just happen to have a disposable income to spend on random shit.
Regardless, Jim really isn't someone who talk about disposable income. I've seen pictures of his office, and he has quite a few collectables himself. Sure, they're all "real" items, but really, the only difference between a virtual Big Daddy doll and a real one is that the real one will eventually end up in a real landfill. For real real.
That being said, I have no intention of getting it.
Gaming merchandise is for cunts.
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