If you're not yet sick of spending pretend Microsoft money on present toys for your pretend people, then BioShock 2 has you covered. A range of items based on the 2K Games sequel has hit Xbox Live, ready to suck up your money in celebration of today's release.
For the low, low price of "Not Free," you can dress up your mawkish Avatars in a range of Big Daddy and Little Sister clothes, as well as obtain a Big Daddy doll for the thing to hold. It's a bloody great day to be borderline retarded and have too much money!
Instead of buying any of this stuff, why not buy BioShock 2? We reviewed it and thought it was great, even if some of you seem to think that a score of 8.0 is somehow bad. Mind you, if you're that stupid, then this Avatar gear should be right up your alley!
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7:00 AM on 07.24.2014