Quantcast


Bigger is better contest! 10 winners to receive phallus-themed gaming clothes photo

[Update: Last call for Destructoid's Bigger is Better contest! Get your entries in by this weekend for judging, as will be announced next Friday. Seriously, you have to take a look at the entries submitted below. Heads assploding within!]

The Destructoid Photoshop contest is back! This time we have three crotch-boasting Nintendo boxers to give away, courtesy of Analog Pidgin from the Nintendo World Store in NYC. We showcased these two weeks ago, so when they Pidge spotted them at the Cooking Mama event we conspired to get some for our readers. Besides, they're just a tad big on Papa Destructoid. Just a bit. Oh hell, they're friggin parachutes on the little guy.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to Photoshop these boxers onto a noun of your choice (that's a person, place, or thing) and use BBcode to embed your creation in the comments below. Keep it PG-13 please! Three winners will receive the Nintendo Bigger Is Better boxers and a Destructoid Also, Cocks shirt and 7 runner-ups will receive sculpted slices of Kraft Singles wrapped in toilet paper (and an Also, Cocks shirt). Bigger color pics are shown in the gallery below.

You've got two weeks to get your entry in -- good luck! Protip:
Download shorts.psd
Download shorts.tiff

LAUNCH GALLERY (6 IMAGES)
Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo







Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

Yanier "Niero" Gonzalez is Destructoid's founder and guy-in-the-helmet.After 2,000+ stories posted and years of starting trouble on the front page he's now busy behind the scenes building the future of Destructoid. His story is our motto: "Living The Dream".

Meet the rest of the team



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

138 comments | showing # 1 to 50
prev
next 50 comments

wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 17:22
wario67
its time again to open up the photeshop
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 17:38
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Wow. You guys are probably thinking Niero is joking about the cheese. Hhe's not.
Alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 17:39
Alex
god damn, make a photo contest, not photoshop .. i am too stupid to use it ;)

but if nobody does something, here is my crapy entry:


again: I dont know how Photoshop works, i am too stupid for it, this is a lame contest... but i wanted to do something :D
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 17:42
velcroman
There's a new hero on the scene. Defending Nintendo at any cost.


you'll never guess his secret identity.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 17:47
Niero
hahahahahahhahahahah
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 17:49
deanhatescoffee
Velcroman wins all 10 prizes. Asshole. :P
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:00
velcroman


i call it...art.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:02
Colette Bennett
Um. Yeah. Velcroman for fucking president.
dv8withn8's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:05
dv8withn8
Cheesy, I know. It's the end of the week and my brain is fried.

velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:10
velcroman
blu-ray, and blu-underwear...that's next gen!
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:37
0bshaky
Are this boxers new or used?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:37
deanhatescoffee

(original image from toothpastefordinner)
iLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:50
iLink


I thought this was pretty funny.
iLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 18:50
iLink
Sry the first one was too small : (
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 19:29
iRaf
EDIT: WITHOUT THE LINK!


wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 19:33
wario67
entry 1
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 19:43
iRaf
autoshoes wins! grrrr
autoshoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 19:52
autoshoes
i just saw it in the other thread and couldn't resist
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 19:57
nademagnet
[img]http://pics.livejournal.com/trigerhape/pic/0000rfwf.jpg[img]
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 19:57
nademagnet
Damnit!

Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 20:34
Silverhertz
Ohhh noe im getting sued!
mdvalenz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 20:41
mdvalenz
Just a quick one of my Lucy.

Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 20:49
Silverhertz


OK thats the last im hittin the hay.
garden's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 21:16
garden
ahahah!
autoshoes that's just perfect :D
Other_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 21:19
Other_
It's a unique one of The Boxers on Papa Destructoid.





What? ...Niero Copied ME..
Other_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 21:25
Other_


Sorry I don't think I did the first one right.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 22:08
Jordan Devore
I couldn't resist

newton64's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2007 22:47
newton64
Too obvious? Probably.

Other_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 01:24
Other_
God Of War 3 Unlockable Costume?

ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 03:24
ekoala2002


Here is one of my entries
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 03:25
ekoala2002
Pyramid Head beat me to the punch on the David one...at least I got the Statue of Liberty
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 03:44
ekoala2002


Last one for the night
splam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 04:29
splam


Why? You ask?...because I can.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 10:37
nademagnet
splam wins!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 10:58
Rockvillian
lol splam I had the best idea ever but you made me forget it. nice work!
tiffsauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 13:22
tiffsauce
z0mg the innernets are esploding with photoshops!

poor bebe plushtoid wants to be papa plushtoid so bad!!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2007 14:31
Niero
0bshaky -- they're brand new, official nintendo seal hanging off of them, etc. Although it is tempting to raffle away my used underwear to strangers.

prev next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!