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Big in 2007: Naming your child 'Raiden'

5:49 PM on 05.14.2008, Nick Chester 85 comments

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The United States Social Security Administration has revealed the top baby names for 2007, and much of the list is unsurprisingly banal. The top three boy names are Jacob, Michael, and Ethan; the top three girl names are Emily, Isabella, and Emma. Nothing to see here, move along.

But most surprising -- and something that made me pause and say "What the f**k, why?" -- was that the name "Raiden" actually made the list. Surely it was only number 931, but the fact that it's even on there at all is a real head-scratcher, and makes me question the sanity of some American parents. 

According to Wikipedia, "raiden" is Japanese for "thunder and lighting," which is a pretty frightening name for a child in itself. But let us not forget the popular Mortal Kombat character. Or the Raiden in Metal Gear. Or Fatal Fury. Or the several side-scrolling shooters. The list goes on.

But I'm not one to judge -- my wife (seriously) wants to name our potential future son Lincoln so that we can call him "Link" for short. I put a stop to that thinking real quick. But the question remains -- is anyone here named Raiden? Or have you or are you thinking about naming your son after a videogame or a character in a videogame?

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PsychoSoldier's Avatar
PsychoSoldier at 05/14/2008 17:54
I am thinking about naming my daughter Talim and well Vincent isn't to out of there.
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king3vbo at 05/14/2008 17:56
But crazy names are fun!
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Electro Lemon at 05/14/2008 17:56
Oh, good. Then it won't be so weird when I name my child "FATALITY". All caps and everything.
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 05/14/2008 17:58
I'm naming my son SR388, what then!
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Jayson Napolitano at 05/14/2008 17:59
I love the name Vincent. Wife shot it down. I always grew up wanting to name my son Cecil, but she shot that down as well. =(
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MaxVest at 05/14/2008 18:00
MaxVest Jr. May the screen name live on.
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Sick Daddy at 05/14/2008 18:00
My friends son is named Raiden, but as a proud member of Raider Nation, not some video game character
Captain Internet's Avatar
Captain Internet at 05/14/2008 18:01
Jayson, its time for a divorce man.
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Xenomorph52 at 05/14/2008 18:01
Name your kid Kratos.
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bleep at 05/14/2008 18:01
because Big Trouble in Little China is a classic movie and people want their children's name to be associated with a character from that film!

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guidedbyvoip at 05/14/2008 18:02
My friend's little brother is named Raiden or Rayden. Mormons too, go figure.
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Droll at 05/14/2008 18:03
I want to name my son Andrew Ryan.
Whats classier than being named after the medium's favorite megalomaniac?
Unless....you named your kid Kefka.
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Pixel Blue at 05/14/2008 18:05
Link / Lincoln is no good because if the kid thinks Link is stupid, he has to go by Lincoln.

Name a kid Orion, it's awesome, and he can just be Ryan to his friends if he doesn't like having a Greek god as a namesake. It's a stealth awesome name.
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Lordbobo at 05/14/2008 18:06
I named my daughter Kairi.
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The-Excel at 05/14/2008 18:06
I AM RAIDEN.
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Ascythopicism at 05/14/2008 18:08
NVGR, but I'd want to name my children (if a boy) Bertrand and (if a girl) Socrates (think of the nick-names! ["Sock"]).
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Nessie at 05/14/2008 18:17
No idea what i'd name a girl, but i think Jaden is a nice boy name.
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eyevory at 05/14/2008 18:22
My nephew's name is Lincoln and people call him Link all the time. I don't think my sister had zelda in mind when naming him.
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Robert at 05/14/2008 18:30
My child will named Octavius Xavier.

Yeah, the kids will call him octopus, but who will be laughing when he sacks Carthage?
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DamnYouKrycek at 05/14/2008 18:34
Just don't name your child Sagat!
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The-Excel at 05/14/2008 18:40
I'm going to name my kid Quote so that when he dies he can say "unquote".
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Professor Pew at 05/14/2008 18:41
Screw that, I'm naming my kid Janier Samit Chad Chester Sterling Anthony. Or Colette Lauren Rio Hollie if it's a girl.

Hmmm, Chad Chester has quite a ring to it!
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The-Excel at 05/14/2008 18:42
Chad Chester sounds like the name of a sketch comedy regular.
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liam2015 at 05/14/2008 18:43
If, in some godforsaken unforseen future, I have a son, I could totally consider naming him Raiden.

Or fucking Zeus. No one messes with a kid named Zeus.
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DJDuffy at 05/14/2008 18:44
I would name my kid Bridget, girl or boy. *tear* I'm such a responsible person.
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Redzie at 05/14/2008 18:53
Ill name mine after my hero: Niero
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Pepillou2 at 05/14/2008 18:53
What about Anon? or Wario? or Banjo?
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Samit Sarkar at 05/14/2008 18:56
Oh, come on...Lincoln Chester is an awesome name! Think about it: he could be called “Link Chest” for short!
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bloodylip at 05/14/2008 18:57
Your wife sounds pretty damn awesome, Nick. Although I'd go with Linkovitch, so I could reference video games and Pauly Shore movies with one name.
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Prince Ghidorah at 05/14/2008 18:59
I suggested Aeris for a girl's name when I was under the mistaken impression that it is a real name and not something made up by Squaresoft. Wife loved it too until a little research revealed it to be...something made up by Squaresoft.
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Aberrant Thought at 05/14/2008 19:02
I like your choice DJDuffy,

In Scottish culture, for females mind you, Bridget means goddess. A good choice indeed.

I would NOT name my child raiden... Sub-Zero yeah but not Raiden. Male names: Aram (My great grand father)

Females (Much preferred): Bridget, Alice, Olivia, Shayna
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hoezee at 05/14/2008 19:11
Trinity? 72?
These fuckers don't deserve children.
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dsitvarin at 05/14/2008 19:27
I want to name a male child Pacman or a female child Mrs. Pacman.
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TheHunter234 at 05/14/2008 19:30
I know a guy named Lincoln, though I am the only person who refers to him as Link. He never really had any problems, so I wouldn't entirely dismiss the name. Also, I had a photography teacher who named his newborn Zenobius, and was going to call him Zeno for short (not sure on the spelling; might have used an x). Most people thought is sounded cool.
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GeminiEye at 05/14/2008 19:32
Ha cant say I know any raidens. But I do know a link. If I had a soon I would name him Boy and have his middle name ardee. Then I would force him to become a chef.
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Superfluous Moniker at 05/14/2008 19:38
My sister's friend just named her kid Raiden. I had thought it was an isolated case of weirdness, but in retrospect it makes more sense that she was just blindly following some stupid fad.
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TrailerParkJesus at 05/14/2008 19:41
I'm gonna name my kid Spinning Pile Driver.
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Max Power at 05/14/2008 20:07
This generation will leave its marks...silly marks, that is. I'm not looking forward to 2027s UN Secretary General Masterchief Michaels, US President LevelUp Smith, Pope Luigi XVII, and Academy Award winner PS8haznogaems Bukowski.
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c0dek at 05/14/2008 20:18
I'm hoping for twins, so they can be named Ding and Grats
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Violet Son at 05/14/2008 20:22
I had a student named Gannon a few years ago. I taught second grade though, so none of the other kids were old enough to realize that it was a weird name. I bet he gets hell now.
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Cheeburga at 05/14/2008 20:23
Gonna name my kids Rash Zits and Pimple
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Eschatos at 05/14/2008 20:25
I shall have twins. One will be Gordon, the other will be Freeman.
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gabrielcoeli at 05/14/2008 20:26
My daughter's name is Livia Reign, which will probably be a video-game-name soon at the rate they're thinking up these things. But nothing tops my friend Amber's kid - her son's name is, no shit, "Skeletor." And they call him Tory for short.

Ding and Grats, ROFL.
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emo zema at 05/14/2008 20:29
That's awesome imma name mah kid licoln to .Hey it would be worth it .

& my daughter.......nariko or jade .

Now i just gotta find the other main ingrediant of this baby making thing .
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Jim Sterling at 05/14/2008 20:36
I don't plan to have a child but if I ever did, I'd call it Big Boss, regardless of its gender.
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BlackSunEmpire at 05/14/2008 20:39
There are two sets of (unrelated) twins around here called both Benson and Hedges and Porsche and Carrera. It spurned calls for the government to somehow regulate naming rights on your children (of course it never took off).
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BlackSunEmpire at 05/14/2008 20:40
Benson and Hedges is a British tobacco company if they don't sell them in the states.
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ceark at 05/14/2008 20:49
I ain't gonna lie. If I ever have daughters, I'd name them Pearl Valkyrie and Ruby Morrigan. At least the game names are the middle names though.
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