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Big Daddy Day Care provides nothing but TLC for your little girls
Dick McVengeance08.26.08 - 9:06 PM 36 comments

Sometimes papa Chester has to work late. So, when he's busy playing Ratchet and Clank, and I'm not good enough to come along, I'll just binge on some bargain bin games. So what to do with the kids? Well, we've decided to drop them off at Big Daddy Day Care. Now hopefully this will give our kids the head-start in life we've been looking for.

Thanks to sending our daughter there, we've also gotten a great discount on an apartment in Rapture. Finally, we'll be able to live in a community that's free and accepting of who we are, how we look, and what we play. If any of you are planning on buying some real estate down there, too, give Nick or I a call -- we can be neighbors!



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Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 08/26/2007 21:15

Is this suppose to be funny?
Teekan's Avatar
Teekan at 08/26/2007 21:15

I was watching G4 AOTS, and I seen this skit. It had me crackin up. Good idea/skit Kevin!
Dick McVengeance's Avatar
Dick McVengeance at 08/26/2007 21:19

It fits right in with the mood of BioShock, so I thought it was funny, yes.
Roryzilla's Avatar
Roryzilla at 08/26/2007 21:22

I can't hide it anymore. Although I usually show extreme distaste for G4, I love Kevin P. He is funny as hell in this, looks just like Andrew Ryan too!
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 08/26/2007 21:25

Interesting... Strange he didn't mention the part where your daughter gets horribly mutated, and possibly murdered when a protagonist kills her body guard and finds her.
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Ignignokt01 at 08/26/2007 21:28

QUIET ESCHATOS, DONT SCARE AWAY THE CUSTOMERS
twincannon's Avatar
twincannon at 08/26/2007 21:45

Good stuff. G4 has shown a surprising lack of failure lately.
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Jim Sterling at 08/26/2007 21:53

Good idea, though low on funny jokes. Kevin P does seem to show signs of being quite a comedic performer. Something he definitely should expand on.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 08/26/2007 22:12

It's pretty good. Could of been better.
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virus2566 at 08/26/2007 22:42

@Eschatos

What do you mean? It was clearly stated on page 7 of the fine print!
coonskin05's Avatar
coonskin05 at 08/26/2007 23:03

I see what you did there G4.
Faraday's Avatar
Faraday at 08/26/2007 23:15

I lol'd.
Calla's Avatar
Calla at 08/26/2007 23:46

aots has made a few funny vids lately, i do say i approve.
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Sharpless at 08/27/2007 00:24

I wouldn't kick it out of bed, but I wouldn't return its calls.
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 08/27/2007 00:49

Holy shit

Kevin perrara doesn't belong with a mustache
masterledz's Avatar
masterledz at 08/27/2007 00:52

ZOMG, why is Walt Disney running a Day care?!
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CannibalCalvin at 08/27/2007 00:57

No one deserves a mustache if they trim it like that.

I want to live under the sea!

Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
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TheExit at 08/27/2007 01:04

The latest G4 skits are pretty good. Way to go I say, way to go.
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Mxyzptlk at 08/27/2007 01:58

I wish I could say I got this, but alas I have yet to play Bioshock. Is it any good?
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 08/27/2007 03:25

What's more creepy to be about playing Bioshock than it maybe to some of you. Is that my first name is Ryan. As you know the creator of RAPTURE is named Andrew Ryan. But rarely do any characters call him Andrew. They'll scream "Ryan! where are you!" I'll hear my name whispered. "Ryan oh Ryan" Which makes the game that much more creepier for me. So unless your name is Ryan. You won't know the scary feeling of having lunatics calling your name, as you're trapped in a creepy underwater city known as Rapture.
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Rainbowblack at 08/27/2007 03:40

Kevin. P can be funny as ass heck sometimes.

this wasn't one of them.
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dronkmunk at 08/27/2007 03:43

Man, fuck Bioshock.


Not trolling, just one man's opinion.
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Churchhills Dog at 08/27/2007 03:58

jesus Perreira, you look like a fucking pedophile in that get up
mikeohara's Avatar
mikeohara at 08/27/2007 05:14

I am not amused with the video ...

Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 08/27/2007 05:27

Kevin tries too hard!

We need more Olivia munn skits
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 08/27/2007 05:27

@mxyzptlk It can only be described by one adjective: Godlike. If it was possible for video games to be gods, this would be one of them. You can play it for the story and be amazed, you can play it for the gameplay and be amazed, or you can play it for both and be completely floored by the awesomeness. Not to mention a terrific ending, at least when you save the little sisters,(haven't tried harvesting them yet.)
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 08/27/2007 08:29

Way to go eschatos, you totally spoiled the ending for me.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 08/27/2007 08:31

lawl at Kevin P's mustache. Could stand for Kevin pornstar
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Snaileb at 08/27/2007 09:02

I didn't like it much either...
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ChrisFurniss at 08/27/2007 12:36

Funny! Though I wonder if they know that little sisters don't inject themselves with plasmids. Funny concept though.
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brainderailment at 08/27/2007 16:04

G4 tv, the only source for all the stuff you care about. Kind of like all the shitheads on the Block, or the white trash on cheaters, or another iPhone killer everyday, or more PS3 haterade. Yep, all the stuff you care about.
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Eschatos at 08/27/2007 19:43

@RICHARD BLOCKER

How did I spoil the ending? I said nothing but that it was terrific.

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