Big Daddy Day Care provides nothing but TLC for your little girls

Sometimes papa Chester has to work late. So, when he's busy playing Ratchet and Clank, and I'm not good enough to come along, I'll just binge on some bargain bin games. So what to do with the kids? Well, we've decided to drop them off at Big Daddy Day Care. Now hopefully this will give our kids the head-start in life we've been looking for.

Thanks to sending our daughter there, we've also gotten a great discount on an apartment in Rapture. Finally, we'll be able to live in a community that's free and accepting of who we are, how we look, and what we play. If any of you are planning on buying some real estate down there, too, give Nick or I a call -- we can be neighbors!