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Sometimes papa Chester has to work late. So, when he's busy playing Ratchet and Clank, and I'm not good enough to come along, I'll just binge on some bargain bin games. So what to do with the kids? Well, we've decided to drop them off at Big Daddy Day Care. Now hopefully this will give our kids the head-start in life we've been looking for.

Thanks to sending our daughter there, we've also gotten a great discount on an apartment in Rapture. Finally, we'll be able to live in a community that's free and accepting of who we are, how we look, and what we play. If any of you are planning on buying some real estate down there, too, give Nick or I a call -- we can be neighbors!


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Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:15
Mabec
Is this suppose to be funny?
Teekan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:15
Teekan
I was watching G4 AOTS, and I seen this skit. It had me crackin up. Good idea/skit Kevin!
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:19
Brad Rice
It fits right in with the mood of BioShock, so I thought it was funny, yes.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:22
Roryzilla
I can't hide it anymore. Although I usually show extreme distaste for G4, I love Kevin P. He is funny as hell in this, looks just like Andrew Ryan too!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:25
Eschatos
Interesting... Strange he didn't mention the part where your daughter gets horribly mutated, and possibly murdered when a protagonist kills her body guard and finds her.
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:28
Ignignokt01
QUIET ESCHATOS, DONT SCARE AWAY THE CUSTOMERS
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:45
twincannon
Good stuff. G4 has shown a surprising lack of failure lately.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 21:53
Jim Sterling
Good idea, though low on funny jokes. Kevin P does seem to show signs of being quite a comedic performer. Something he definitely should expand on.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 22:12
Neonie
It's pretty good. Could of been better.
virus2566's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 22:42
virus2566
@Eschatos

What do you mean? It was clearly stated on page 7 of the fine print!
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 23:03
Coonskin05
I see what you did there G4.
Faraday's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 23:15
Faraday
I lol'd.
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 23:46
Calla
aots has made a few funny vids lately, i do say i approve.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 00:24
Sharpless
I wouldn't kick it out of bed, but I wouldn't return its calls.
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 00:49
Husky Hog
Holy shit

Kevin perrara doesn't belong with a mustache
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 00:52
masterledz
ZOMG, why is Walt Disney running a Day care?!
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 00:57
CannibalCalvin
No one deserves a mustache if they trim it like that.

I want to live under the sea!

Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
TheExit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 01:04
TheExit
The latest G4 skits are pretty good. Way to go I say, way to go.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 01:58
Mxyzptlk
I wish I could say I got this, but alas I have yet to play Bioshock. Is it any good?
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 03:25
Orionsaint
What's more creepy to be about playing Bioshock than it maybe to some of you. Is that my first name is Ryan. As you know the creator of RAPTURE is named Andrew Ryan. But rarely do any characters call him Andrew. They'll scream "Ryan! where are you!" I'll hear my name whispered. "Ryan oh Ryan" Which makes the game that much more creepier for me. So unless your name is Ryan. You won't know the scary feeling of having lunatics calling your name, as you're trapped in a creepy underwater city known as Rapture.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 03:40
Rainbowblack
Kevin. P can be funny as ass heck sometimes.

this wasn't one of them.
dronkmunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 03:43
dronkmunk
Man, fuck Bioshock.


Not trolling, just one man's opinion.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 03:58
Churchhills Dog
jesus Perreira, you look like a fucking pedophile in that get up
mikeohara's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 05:14
mikeohara
I am not amused with the video ...

Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 05:27
Orionsaint
Kevin tries too hard!

We need more Olivia munn skits
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 05:27
Eschatos
@mxyzptlk It can only be described by one adjective: Godlike. If it was possible for video games to be gods, this would be one of them. You can play it for the story and be amazed, you can play it for the gameplay and be amazed, or you can play it for both and be completely floored by the awesomeness. Not to mention a terrific ending, at least when you save the little sisters,(haven't tried harvesting them yet.)
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 08:29
RICHARD BLOCKER
Way to go eschatos, you totally spoiled the ending for me.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 08:31
blehman
lawl at Kevin P's mustache. Could stand for Kevin pornstar
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 09:02
Snaileb
I didn't like it much either...
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 12:36
ChrisFurniss
Funny! Though I wonder if they know that little sisters don't inject themselves with plasmids. Funny concept though.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 16:04
brainderailment
G4 tv, the only source for all the stuff you care about. Kind of like all the shitheads on the Block, or the white trash on cheaters, or another iPhone killer everyday, or more PS3 haterade. Yep, all the stuff you care about.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 19:43
Eschatos
@RICHARD BLOCKER

How did I spoil the ending? I said nothing but that it was terrific.
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