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Beyonce wants to be in a videogame photo

Beyonce Knowles likes Wii Fit. Beyonce Knowles wants to be in a videogame because she likes Wii Fit. This is basically what the videogame industry is boiling down to.

"I'd like to get involved in video games, since I really love Wii Fit," says the child of destiny. "I think it would be a great idea to incorporate choreography, because, for me, my workout is way more fun when it involves dancing, as opposed to running on a boring treadmill.

"So I would love to do some kind of fitness game but incorporate dance and performance into it. I think a lot of women would enjoy that."

This is the most pointless, dumb, stupid, waste-of-time story I've written in ages, and I'm not even going to apologize. If you've just sat here and read this crap, then it's your own fault. Go complain to the pigeons for all I care.


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phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:41
phantomile
I love that header image.
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:42
lolipantsu
I this leads to "Wii Stripper" and comes with a stripper pole accessory.
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:44
Nic128
Someone made you post this. Like you really didn't "want" to.
project2501's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:45
project2501
@lolipantsu I think you're onto something there...
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:45
Xzyliac
Haha, I clicked on the home page and stepped away before it loaded and when I returned I saw the header and instantly lul'd.
SoraX911's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:46
SoraX911
*Quack Quack! Aflak! I like Duckies :3
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:47
DarkMagic56
I want lolipantsu to make Beyonce's game
Tha Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:47
Tha Meat
My gf would buy that in a heartbeat.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:48
CelicaCrazed
Well the stepping and step boxing exercises works pretty well on Wii Fit and I'm sure with the Wiimote and nunchuk that.....wait, if I continue with my point do I have to hand in my testicles downtown or something?? Well screw my idea then, I'll leave with my manhood.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:49
PappaDukes
Jim's headers == WIN!
Nexas's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:50
Nexas
She also wants to be Wonder Woman. She shouldn't get either.
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:53
artha14
Fuck no.
CocoJambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:54
CocoJambo
And I want to be in her. If that happens, I'll make her a videogame.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:57
TheToiletDuck
If she likes videogames so much she should have put a ring on it.
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:57
Klarden
"please play this song in the video game"
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:58
Magnalon
Know what else she wanted to be in? Movies.

Know what she helped ruin? Austin Powers 3.
shinryu108's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:58
shinryu108
"I'd like to get involved in video games, since I really love Wii Fit,"

that's like saying "I'd like to be a novelist, since I really liked that Mother Goose book."

[/elitist prickishness]
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 12:58
KwikPwn
The worst part is that this game would sell. Makes me worry about the future of gaming.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:03
Kraid
DO A BARREL ROLL!
feedback's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:26
feedback
Kraid wins.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:29
Jon B
Brb, DDR.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:30
Electrium
Must...resist...urge to make Kanye West joke...
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:39
Naim Master
All hail my secret sexual technique, the-roll-that-stops-in-the-middle!
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:43
13thDragon
@CocoJambo

God dammit I was going to say that.
killboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:46
killboy
yeah if only somebody would make some kind of dancing game
AnimZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:49
AnimZero
Oh, you mean DDR.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:51
BlackSheep
A game about dancing... what should we call it?

How about Dance Dance Revolution!!!!!!

It's brilliant... oh wait
lhaymehr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:53
lhaymehr
lololol
REDRUM! REDRUM!
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:55
Leathersoup
Would she be controllable with teh sixaxis?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:57
Super Drybones
If she does the game topless I'll buy it.
illaphilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:59
illaphilla
She was already in a game:
http://mobile.starwave.go.com/beyonce/game.html
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:05
whormongr
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:07
TheBigFeel
Beyonce gives great headers
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:13
Monodi
Maybe she could do it ok if the game is not about her and just use her voice or whatever.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:24
Nitex
The chick is pretty hot I'll give her that. But she fails at everything else.
Arique's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:32
Arique
I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best Wii games of all time!
Alter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:43
Alter
I'm a hardcore gamer by anyone's definition, so I don't care about this for my gaming. That being said, I can definitely see people having fun with this. Why should this activity be any less fun to people who enjoy it than racking up kills in the Uncharted 2 beta or completing Mega Man 9 without dying? Way to much bashing of stuff that does not concern anybody reading Dtoid imho. /rant still <3
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:15
Dan CiTi
Wii Fit =/= Game
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:21
StriderS
Well...

that was...

A swift roll.

YEAAAAAAAAAH
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:32
mrplow8
Well, Beyonce does make me want to play with my Wii...
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:44
Brolsen
Hmmz Jim you're doing it wrong. Yes this "game" would suck ass. But if this game gets your room filled with dancing hotties then I don't mind buying it. God this is pathetic.

Cool header bro!
Sparta2020's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 17:55
Sparta2020
the thing is, money can get you anything..nuff said
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 22:21
shinigamiDude
The Charmender saves the Austin Power 3 that Beyonce would ruined!
Too bad there's no Godzilla Volkswagon in Pink Panther to save the day.
scals37's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 01:30
scals37
hilarious image... this bitch pisses me off so much. I have no idea why people enjoy her music so much (apparently she had one of the best videos EVER) its all so damn annoying. Shes a horrible actress and she wanted to cast herself as wonder woman at one point, for "Empowerment." I just can't stand people that feel the need to spread their filth all over every media circuit they can, like its some giant playground.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 03:46
Sexualchocolate
Someone must stop our media being infected! We currently hold a fairly "clean" media when it comes to corporate created celebrity culture but the Wii I feel has done gaming a disservice in this department.

The Wii, turning so many housewive and little girls into "gamers" has opened a wound in our media, a wound which will soon be infected by the cancer of these skinny, shameless, whorish, record company's pocket filling fucking CELEBRITY CUNTS!


AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!
CaptainBus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 05:08
CaptainBus
Beyoncé should just stick to looking severely inseminatable and singing her pop songs, and not ruin it by talking crap like this. I don't want a Beyoncé videogame any more than I want a Bomberman pop video. They do what they do well and should just stick to that.
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 08:11
Steel Brotha
Hold On Girl I`m Happy For You and Imma Let You Finish, But I think that 50 Cent had the best CELEBRITY VIDEOGAME OF ALL TIME!
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 08:57
Sexualchocolate
Ghey fish. Nuff said.
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