Beyonce Knowles likes Wii Fit. Beyonce Knowles wants to be in a videogame because she likes Wii Fit. This is basically what the videogame industry is boiling down to.
"I'd like to get involved in video games, since I really love Wii Fit," says the child of destiny. "I think it would be a great idea to incorporate choreography, because, for me, my workout is way more fun when it involves dancing, as opposed to running on a boring treadmill.
"So I would love to do some kind of fitness game but incorporate dance and performance into it. I think a lot of women would enjoy that."
This is the most pointless, dumb, stupid, waste-of-time story I've written in ages, and I'm not even going to apologize. If you've just sat here and read this crap, then it's your own fault. Go complain to the pigeons for all I care.
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12:40 PM on 10.08.2009
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Know what she helped ruin? Austin Powers 3.
that's like saying "I'd like to be a novelist, since I really liked that Mother Goose book."
[/elitist prickishness]
God dammit I was going to say that.
How about Dance Dance Revolution!!!!!!
It's brilliant... oh wait
REDRUM! REDRUM!
http://mobile.starwave.go.com/beyonce/game.html
that was...
A swift roll.
YEAAAAAAAAAH
Cool header bro!
Too bad there's no Godzilla Volkswagon in Pink Panther to save the day.
The Wii, turning so many housewive and little girls into "gamers" has opened a wound in our media, a wound which will soon be infected by the cancer of these skinny, shameless, whorish, record company's pocket filling fucking CELEBRITY CUNTS!
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!