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Bethesda wants you to name your baby Dovahkiin photo

Bethesda's Pete Hines is encouraging child abuse in the name of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. If you're expecting a baby to arrive on Skyrim's launch date of November 11, 2011, the developer will offer a special reward to anybody who calls their baby Dovahkiin.

According to the pretend language of Skyrim, Dovahkiin translates to "Dragon Born." The reward that Pete Hines is offering remains a mystery at the moment, but Bethesda promised it "will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could - and probably will - endure over its lifespan."

So, if you are a heartless sociopath and you're having a baby on 11/11/11, give it an awful name so Pete Hines can give you a present.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Creation Engines [Bethesda Blog]








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mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:43
mix
Sadly someone, somewhere, will want to do this.

However, Dovahkiin sounds almost god like.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:45
Chris Carter
Remember when they did this with Turok? Did anyone actually do it?! :D
Bobthecatlol's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:47
Bobthecatlol
Saw this on bethblog, I really feel sorry for the kids named Dovakiin because of this.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:48
bodybreak
Well fuck. I knew I shouldn't have got that abortion, now I don't have enough time to make another one.

FML.
MacV's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:48
MacV
@Magnalon
Was that Turok? I remember they did a similar thing with another game, don't remember what game though. Was probably Turok, now that you mention it.

Kind of a cool name though, not that I'd do it, but it could be worse I guess.
hermes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:49
hermes
Given the disclaimer they published afterwards, I think that is a joke and not to be taken seriously...
Then again, I know someone who named his first son "Aragorn", so I guess its fair play.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:54
Chris Carter
@MacV
http://www.gaming-age.com/news/2002/8/27-93
BananaCombOver's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:56
BananaCombOver
Could you imagine the shit said kid would get for the rest of his or her life with a name like that? Damn...
Juwaan Armstrong's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:57
Juwaan Armstrong
That IS pretty fucked up.
3ofDiamonds's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 14:57
3ofDiamonds
Anyone wanna hook up so we can do this?
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:00
Fuzunga
But to anyone who plays Elderscrolls, that will be the most epic child ever.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:05
Epic-Kx
I'm naming my child Rad. Ala Nathan 'Rad' Spencer
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:06
The Silent Protagonist
I shall name my firstborn Mordakulonicus.

In the ancient elvish tongue it means "Man who flies on wings made of beef jerky."
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:07
Trowble
Well that's one way to have your kid hate you, "you were given this awful name so we could win a prize!"
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:08
TheDirtyHobo
The kid should just tell people he moved here from Sweden or something. They have names that sound like that, right? It just gives you free reign to decide your own real name as an adolescent/adult like all the asian kids do.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:10
Darren Nakamura
I love that they are telling us this now, roughly nine months before the game's release. Like, somebody may say, "Honey, let's stop with the condoms and/or birth control, so we have a chance at getting a kid on 11/11/11 so we can name it Dovahkiin."
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:19
Hohojirozame
Just name change em after the gift...right?
The Sama's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:25
The Sama
This is pretty awesome! And honestly, there are worse names.
barnes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:29
barnes
I would name my child that then just call him by his middle name,Althouhg i would sign his realname on everything.
qlum's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:31
qlum
actually it isn't a bad name to call a child better than those generic names most people get.
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:31
VolksONER
Mystery gift = post card that reads "SUCKER!!!"
LordBardill's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:33
LordBardill
It'll never work though, as anybody sad enough to do such a thing would still be a virgin...
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:34
bluemeep
I'd do it. Absolutely, I would do it.

If anybody asks, he's an orphan from Romania.
Ronbotic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:34
Ronbotic
Deal.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:35
Occams electric toothbrush
Well, it's better than apple.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:35
Roryzilla
Guys please do NOT do this....
My real name is Cool Spot....
Christopher J Oatis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:36
Christopher J Oatis
Someone, Somewhere is currently trying to knock up their significant other so they can induce labor a couple days early just to get that prize. It better be good.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:36
Tristrix
I imagine if Dovahkiin is any of the kid's names, it would count. Just give it a perfectly normal name with Dovahkiin as one of two middle names. Jonathan Jacob Dovahkiin Smith. *shrug* I think it'd be pretty cool to have a fucked up middle name like that. Great ice-breaker at social gatherings.
Altraum's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:37
Altraum
People, people...the child will be ridiculed...but he will end up being the hero of the world. I think it is a fair trade.
Omegas Squared's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:41
Omegas Squared
I can't wait for Skyrim to be delayed and screw this scenario up.
Dracosphinx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:52
Dracosphinx
At least it's not Blanket...
Gene Starwind's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:56
Gene Starwind
This is the kind of lame idiocy I expect from "over the top" bros like Cliffy B and EA, not from Bethesda.
Max Scoville's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 15:56
Max Scoville
Fuck that. Name your kid Squidbear and I'll buy you a beer and give you a free Destructoid shirt.
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:03
PhilK3nS3bb3n
@Max: got number two on the way. Just confirmed. You gotta deal. Shit named my first after gi joe..... I'm a bad father.
SithZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:05
SithZombie
How much does a name change cost? Risk reward you know
acetated's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:09
acetated
Does it have to be a human baby?
LazyEkans's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:09
LazyEkans
What are the laws on changing your child's name? I'd guess a baby's would be easily changeable. Get the prize and change it to something normal like Chewbacca within a month, not that hard.
("Normal Like Chebacca" is my postmodern grunge rock band.)
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:11
KingSigy
No kids for me, so I lose this prize.
Davidfoundation's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:15
Davidfoundation
Nothanks.jpg
Rhuno's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:26
Rhuno
Not that I'm interested, but is there a rule saying how long your kid has to have the name?
lastdual's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:38
lastdual
That's terrible. I feel sorry for the inevitable Dovahkiin babies. Luckily my own son, Thunderfist Murderface, won't have to put up with such ridicule.
Brigadierbleu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:38
Brigadierbleu
People have been named weirder stuff... including the family that named all their kids off characters from Star Wars. I think a kid named Darth Vader Smith would be much more ridiculed than a child named Dovahkiin. Could just say Dovahkiin is Icelandic or something.
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:43
Killrig
I AM TUROK!
Naranja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:46
Naranja
I would just name my kid "Squid-Bear"
Discotheque Miller's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:56
Discotheque Miller
sold. ill kknock up a polish lass and noone will be any the wiser...
Discotheque Miller's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 16:57
Discotheque Miller
sold. ill knock up a polish lass and noone will be any the wiser...
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 17:02
Jack8274
Having it as a middle name would be fucking awesome.
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 17:16
pokota
I clicked on this article to post that I'd much rather name my kid Squidbear, but you fuckers had already ruined the joke for me. Thanks a lot.
Tabarnaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 17:37
Tabarnaco
Whoever seriously thinks that it's a good idea or would be "cool" is a fucking idiot.
Lydeck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 17:41
Lydeck
Dovahkiin is a badass name.
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