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Well fuck. I knew I shouldn't have got that abortion, now I don't have enough time to make another one.
FML.
FML.
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Was that Turok? I remember they did a similar thing with another game, don't remember what game though. Was probably Turok, now that you mention it.
Kind of a cool name though, not that I'd do it, but it could be worse I guess.
Was that Turok? I remember they did a similar thing with another game, don't remember what game though. Was probably Turok, now that you mention it.
Kind of a cool name though, not that I'd do it, but it could be worse I guess.
Given the disclaimer they published afterwards, I think that is a joke and not to be taken seriously...
Then again, I know someone who named his first son "Aragorn", so I guess its fair play.
Then again, I know someone who named his first son "Aragorn", so I guess its fair play.
Could you imagine the shit said kid would get for the rest of his or her life with a name like that? Damn...
I shall name my firstborn Mordakulonicus.
In the ancient elvish tongue it means "Man who flies on wings made of beef jerky."
In the ancient elvish tongue it means "Man who flies on wings made of beef jerky."
Well that's one way to have your kid hate you, "you were given this awful name so we could win a prize!"
The kid should just tell people he moved here from Sweden or something. They have names that sound like that, right? It just gives you free reign to decide your own real name as an adolescent/adult like all the asian kids do.
I love that they are telling us this now, roughly nine months before the game's release. Like, somebody may say, "Honey, let's stop with the condoms and/or birth control, so we have a chance at getting a kid on 11/11/11 so we can name it Dovahkiin."
I would name my child that then just call him by his middle name,Althouhg i would sign his realname on everything.
Someone, Somewhere is currently trying to knock up their significant other so they can induce labor a couple days early just to get that prize. It better be good.
I imagine if Dovahkiin is any of the kid's names, it would count. Just give it a perfectly normal name with Dovahkiin as one of two middle names. Jonathan Jacob Dovahkiin Smith. *shrug* I think it'd be pretty cool to have a fucked up middle name like that. Great ice-breaker at social gatherings.
People, people...the child will be ridiculed...but he will end up being the hero of the world. I think it is a fair trade.
This is the kind of lame idiocy I expect from "over the top" bros like Cliffy B and EA, not from Bethesda.
@Max: got number two on the way. Just confirmed. You gotta deal. Shit named my first after gi joe..... I'm a bad father.
What are the laws on changing your child's name? I'd guess a baby's would be easily changeable. Get the prize and change it to something normal like Chewbacca within a month, not that hard.
("Normal Like Chebacca" is my postmodern grunge rock band.)
("Normal Like Chebacca" is my postmodern grunge rock band.)
That's terrible. I feel sorry for the inevitable Dovahkiin babies. Luckily my own son, Thunderfist Murderface, won't have to put up with such ridicule.
People have been named weirder stuff... including the family that named all their kids off characters from Star Wars. I think a kid named Darth Vader Smith would be much more ridiculed than a child named Dovahkiin. Could just say Dovahkiin is Icelandic or something.
I clicked on this article to post that I'd much rather name my kid Squidbear, but you fuckers had already ruined the joke for me. Thanks a lot.
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