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I've seen some pretty good promotional trailers for videogames in my day, but this has to be the best PSP one ever.

This is a Japanese trailer promoting upcoming homo erotic PSP shooter Rei Cho Aniki (Cho Aniki Zero). Watch on as IDATENTAI rocks song "Men's Panic" while happy muscle men flex and pose. Hips will shake, crotches will flash, and "Men's Beams" will shine through holes in heads. And the best part: super ripped body builder TopGun Tom will line up to make a creepy border for some video segments.

All of this makes you want to play a PSP game, doesn't it?








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lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:33
lolipantsu
Love this game but it gets pretty hard. I don't think I've ever gotten past the 3rd stage.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:43
Occams electric toothbrush
Oh this is just lovely.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:52
Sam Spectre
So much man, so little time.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:55
sleepingagain
that looks amazing
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:02
Takeshi
SEXY!
Genius's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:10
Genius
lolipantsu when I first read the first sentence of your comment I thought it said something else lol.
mrkill's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:35
mrkill
@ genius you got a fucked up mind
TheGameFreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:49
TheGameFreak
This looks epic. Good thing PSPs are region-free where games are concerned. I just might have to pick this up.
Boiglenoight Darkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 19:13
Boiglenoight Darkstar
Your country would probably produce some crazy crap too if it suffered successive nuclear attacks.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 19:31
Kraid
I came.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 19:39
timtheterrible
I would expect the woman at 0:19's nipples to be nothing less than fully functional, working miniature penises. I would expect no less from the world of Cho Aniki.
chronomitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 19:59
chronomitch
That's so gay.

No, really. It literally is very gay.
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 20:35
matrixdude171
Why does the chick's face look like Miku's?
Sefiran's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 20:51
Sefiran
hahaha yes!! ah, man Cho Aniki~
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 20:53
Los255
The world would simply suck without Japan's input.

Understatement of the year.
d3v's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 21:03
d3v
It makes me want to play a PSP game...

...while doing muscle poses in a speedo! That and shave my head and drill a hole in it so I may project my "Mens Beam!"
sewerraccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 23:09
sewerraccoon
I love how this trailer has nothing to do with scrolling shooters. I wanna play this bad
SimonSaysDie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 00:28
SimonSaysDie
Oh God, the grins bore into my soul!
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 03:16
TheToiletDuck
Beam Paradise is my new philosophy in life
TheChemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 08:33
TheChemist
Holy crap that was amazing and disturbing all rolled into one!
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 16:04
Avalon
PARTY NIGHT
EBERY DAY
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 20:07
Krahsh
o.0
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