I've seen some pretty good promotional trailers for videogames in my day, but this has to be the best PSP one ever.
This is a Japanese trailer promoting upcoming homo erotic PSP shooter Rei Cho Aniki (Cho Aniki Zero). Watch on as IDATENTAI rocks song "Men's Panic" while happy muscle men flex and pose. Hips will shake, crotches will flash, and "Men's Beams" will shine through holes in heads. And the best part: super ripped body builder TopGun Tom will line up to make a creepy border for some video segments.
All of this makes you want to play a PSP game, doesn't it?
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools.
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I would expect the woman at 0:19's nipples to be nothing less than fully functional, working miniature penises. I would expect no less from the world of Cho Aniki.
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No, really. It literally is very gay.
Understatement of the year.
...while doing muscle poses in a speedo! That and shave my head and drill a hole in it so I may project my "Mens Beam!"
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