Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a device that helps men stretch out their crotches. The "Crotch Splitting Device" requires a person to sit down, put their legs in on the slots and then hand turn a crank until they've stretched their legs out as far as they can.
On Destructoid, we get an exclusive interview with Microsoft's Aaron Greenberg. On Japanator, secret nude photography is greater than real porn. On Tomopop, look at Ariake's boobs. On PopRox, speculations of the Iron Man sequel are made. On MiamiNights, they're looking for new bloggers. And on Ectomo, check out the price of addiction. What were your highlights for the past week?
5 COMMENTS, LATEST BY Samit Sarkar Holy crap, both stories you picked from Dtoid this week were authored (or co-authored) by me! Crazy, eh?
I lub you, Hamza. - view discussion
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But Kim without make up... wow no paper bag needed.
05/12/2008 03:15
I lub you, Hamza.