Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a device that helps men stretch out their crotches. The "Crotch Splitting Device" requires a person to sit down, put their legs in on the slots and then hand turn a crank until they've stretched their legs out as far as they can.
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Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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2:39 PM on 05.11.2008
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But Kim without make up... wow no paper bag needed.
I lub you, Hamza.