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Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a device that helps men stretch out their crotches. The "Crotch Splitting Device" requires a person to sit down, put their legs in on the slots and then hand turn a crank until they've stretched their legs out as far as they can. 

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kamakazi at 05/11/2008 14:36
good old first to make a comment and i have nothing to say
Mozgus's Avatar
Mozgus at 05/11/2008 14:57
Was that Resident Evil 2 music?
Mikescool's Avatar
Mikescool at 05/11/2008 15:58
lol @ the crotch stretcher.
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TrailerParkJesus at 05/11/2008 17:25
I'm still not sure what's going on at ECTOPLASMOSIS...

But Kim without make up... wow no paper bag needed.
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Samit Sarkar at 05/12/2008 03:15
Holy crap, both stories you picked from Dtoid this week were authored (or co-authored) by me! Crazy, eh?

I lub you, Hamza.
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