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I have no clue as to why Jack Booth over at PopRox is so conflicted about the new trailer for Hulk. It's going to be amazing and make up for Ang Lee's retardation of the series.

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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 21:57
MrSadistic
The Hulk has nice choco-nips.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 22:02
Boolean
I dunno, the Hulk trailer seemed kinda lame sauce to me. The animations seem really stiff, the CG seems off, the story sounds like a bit boring. Meh.
acrana's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 22:07
acrana
Seems like another spider man 3 to me <.<
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 22:20
mikeyed
I don't get it. Why don't they just write him as a kind-of wimpy scientist obsessed with his girlfriend like in The Ultimates? THAT would be a perfect version of a Bruce Banner for a movie, instead of these super-intense Banners.

They kiss and have a sweet love scene? You need to make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry, but when he's depressed he's a puppy... lame.
dronkmunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 22:22
dronkmunk
Tim Roth!
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 22:45
godkow
I think you linked the Akihabara's 'low anglers' thing wrong.

Not that I clicked on it or anything.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 23:03
Kayka
Ang Lee's Hulk was one of the better comic book adaptations and I think the new one will be nowhere near as good, even though Tim Roth is in it.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 23:05
Brian Szabelski
Metal Wolf Chaos looks... interesting? Is that the way to describe it?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 23:12
Spartacus
I hope everyone has been reading Ectomo.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 23:27
Chocobo Knight
Hulk Mehsh!
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 00:05
liquidninja
I'm with Kayka I personally loved the Ang Lee's adaptation of the Hulk.
I think it keeped true to his origin for me and the phycology I thought was right on The fight scene at the end did not disappoint me a bit.
Sphinx 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 00:22
Sphinx 13
Agreed, I don't know why everyone hates on the Hulk. I thought it was one of the best comic book movies. It showed good inner conflict when just getting powers.
Crapsh00t's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 00:51
Crapsh00t
That guy who posted above me is a jackass for not saying anything at all. It's the internet equivalent of one hand clapping.

Regardless, Edward Norton > Eric Bana and there will be no Nick Nolte in this one so that's even more bonus points.

In the end, the Batman Begins/Dark Knight/... movies will be held in my heart as the best of the modern superhero movie canon.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 00:56
Kyousuke Nanbu
I agree, I liked Ang Lee's the hulk, showing his inner turmoil among other things, it wasn't all just HULK SMASH.

Kinda sad that even Ang himself says it sucked and its unknown to the rest of us if he really feels the way or if he's just saving face because of a bunch nerd rage.
Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 01:05
Koobert
Ang Lee's not a bad director, but he CG in his Hulk looked like shiny ass. This CG looks like textured ass.

Both still look like ass. I'll bet the endings of both will be equally unwatchable 2001 era Pixar quality shitfests of two floaty creatures fighting in a fight to a boring, boring (yet loud) death.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 02:55
Teen Idol
Hmmm Ang Lee's HULK was wicked boring and the only thing that loox awesome about this HULK movie is Hulk himself. Other than that, the movie looks pretty terrible. I don't think Norton works as Bruce and Liv Tyler? No way. Anyone else notice Norton's hair is much longer when he's in human form? When he turns to Hulk it shrinks and turns dark, not to mention the parting in the middle. Not looking forward to this, just like I'm really not looking forward to Iron Man.
mcx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 03:31
mcx
That last part of the commercial reminds me of this....

http://tv.tut.by/wall/matrix/matrix.jpg
Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 03:57
Koobert
I also noticed Norton's skin looks greener when he's the Hulk, did you notice that too?
crunks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 06:22
crunks
In the end, the summer will be known for Iron Man and Batman. :o
Craig Lewis's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 07:59
Craig Lewis
Don't make me Ang Lee, you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 08:22
blu3steel
The street he's running down was filmed in my city. I saw it being filmed so that makes me cool.
bubuli's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 08:28
bubuli
i have a question: Bruce Banner as portrayed by Edward N. has a goatee...how come the hulk doesn't have a goatee? i mean, am i the only one seeing this? I feel like I'm "taking crazy pills."
bubuli's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 08:31
bubuli
wait, i AM taking crazy pills...watching the trailer again..it's more like 5 o'clock shadow...i suck.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 08:45
KamikazeTutor
Hollywood as no respect for great movies, making this shit by completely erasing the previous movie out of existence...

And look at this Hulk, it's so skinny and fragile-looking, I bet I can break him in two.
burglarize's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 09:36
burglarize
Craig Lewis wins.
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 11:42
RskimB
i prefer the old hulk design honestly
Dogen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 13:07
Dogen
I'm glad I'm not the only one that didn't have a problem with Ang Lee's Hulk. It certainly didn't change my life, but it didn't deserve all the crap people gave it.
qo_op's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 14:06
qo_op
laaame. The hulk just isnt that interesting of a comic book character to begin with.
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