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A Japanese man has set a new world record by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes straight. Yes, a man masturbated for nearly 10 hours straight. So, um, what's the longest you've ever gone for? 

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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 08:16
Justice
That is one world record, I DO NOT WANT to be the holder of!
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 08:24
Professor Pew
That sounds like a hard job!
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 08:29
Half left
!japan--
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 08:40
-PL-
that guy's penis must look like my left thumb the day after purchasing Street Fighter 4
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 09:26
TheStripe
9min, 58sec
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 09:31
TheToiletDuck
also, cocks. Jesus.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 09:46
Magnalon
How do they judge that? Video tape? Do scientists come in and count the chap rings on his cock?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 09:54
Los255
WTF?! Weirdest record ever.
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 10:02
ErigBurger
His mother must be so proud!

Seriously, who takes pride in wanking for ten hours? Fucking for ten hours might be one thing, but jerkin' it?
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 10:19
Brandon Undead
When an erection last much longer than 4 hours the blood pooled in the corpus cavernosum starts to clot, essentially causing necrosis of the wang as the tissue begins dying. Part of me thinks this is bullshit and all of me thinks this guy is an idiot.
MisterGrieves's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 10:28
MisterGrieves
Did his Jim Beam fall off?
SpilledMilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 10:43
SpilledMilk
*applaudes*
I don't know why, but that seems like this man did something truly awe-inspiring! Ten hours just to prove that it is possible, man, this guy must have been really determined!
Cyber Altair's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 10:49
Cyber Altair
Whether you like it or not you secretly crave that tittle.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 11:02
Phantom Spaceman
Japan, you've come a long way, baby
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 11:22
Dexter345
Wow. I bet he came buckets when he was done.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 11:37
The Prodigal Son
Quantity over quality.
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 11:40
Reginald
that record makes no sense. he just wanked for 9 hours straight ? aren't there tantric masurbators that go for days ? (Sting or David Bowie, I forget which)
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 12:00
Doomsday Forte
What a waste. Screwing for ten hours would've been harder (lol) and less wasteful for sure.
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 12:31
iconsam
LIFE WELL SPENT!!!
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 12:55
Artemus
Damn.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 13:27
Blasto
I bet at least 4 out of 5 average adolescent males could destroy that record.

Also, is there a female division? Because that shit could drag on for DAYS lol.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 14:09
BS3 Owner
I bet no one can "BEAT" that record.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 14:14
Timmeh
I wouldn't like to have been the guy tasked with adjudicating that one.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 14:23
Artemus
@Blasto
Ha ha! Now that was funny! Ha ha!
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 18:45
Ascythopicism
Brandon Undead: SCIENCE!

Yeah. No one could keep an erection that long (at least, I hope). So then it isn't so much about the penis, but the jerking motion with the wrist. Which isn't so impressive.

Meh. Whatever it takes for someone to achieve their five seconds of fame, right?
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 01:16
Dimly
Tenga promotional stunt.
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