A Japanese man has set a new world record by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes straight. Yes, a man masturbated for nearly 10 hours straight. So, um, what's the longest you've ever gone for?
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8:00 AM on 05.17.2009
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Seriously, who takes pride in wanking for ten hours? Fucking for ten hours might be one thing, but jerkin' it?
I don't know why, but that seems like this man did something truly awe-inspiring! Ten hours just to prove that it is possible, man, this guy must have been really determined!
Also, is there a female division? Because that shit could drag on for DAYS lol.
Ha ha! Now that was funny! Ha ha!
Yeah. No one could keep an erection that long (at least, I hope). So then it isn't so much about the penis, but the jerking motion with the wrist. Which isn't so impressive.
Meh. Whatever it takes for someone to achieve their five seconds of fame, right?