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I've seen a lot of weird sh*t on the Internet. Yet, when Japanator posted the Tentacle Grape drink, I was really surprised. I still can't believe that this is actually going to happen. I bet it tastes like stripper perfume. What do you think it will taste like ... besides grape?

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joswie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 18:35
joswie
why do i get the feeling that someone will be profoundly offended by a soft drink in the near future?

also, chad punches old ladies conclusivly proves that these days, there is a game for everything, as reinforced by that article about games and politics in Israel
mister1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 18:59
mister1337
I hope this makes it into stores...
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 19:32
Daxelman
What, the fuck, is JUICE?

I want some of dat Tentacle Grape Drank. It's RAPE...
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 19:55
Matthew Blake
I'm going to buy a case of that, just for the hell of it.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 20:16
Trevor McGee
It will taste like a school girl's vagina.
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 20:18
jediyoshi
I'm sure it tastes like a refreshing grape soda. And tentacles.
medium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 20:20
medium
that image overdo it. here in finland we actually have sider called Lonkero, what translates to tentacle. but not sure if it has grape flavor, would be too funny xD
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 00:12
ThunderHeartXI
Wow, I went past that image something like 10 times and each time I read it as 'Tentacle Rape'. I just now realized that it is actually 'Tentacle Grape'. There is something very wrong with me, I'm sure of it...
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 00:38
Tehmtnlion
I actually puked a bit in my mouth when I saw the pic.

Is that a good or a bad omen?
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