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Here's the latest Dragon Ball movie trailer from earlier this week. There's just so many things wrong with this yet I know I'm still going to go watch it. If only to laugh the entire time. Plus, I'm a giant James Marsters fan. 

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CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 15:40
CelicaCrazed
Argh!! My childhood!! It's being raped!! T_T
That's not Goku at all!!

Actually, I really only got into Dragonball Z....
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 16:11
Detry
That trailer made my nipples cry. :(
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 16:45
scottoid
that trailer was SAD TATERS!
Tendonin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 17:31
Tendonin
Mr Popo better be in this movie!
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 17:32
Necro BABS
This is going to be EPIC, fuck all the haters...

I will love this movie in ways in will not know

This and the Avatar Casting shows that you need someone to play an Asian get a white person
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 18:02
foxhound009
omg this will suck balls... it seem like they haven't even watched the original series. and WTF with the actors?
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 18:05
ProperlyParanoid
Why movie directors keep raping my childhood? Godammit.
I'll watch it anyway, if only to laugh a lot.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 18:55
braulio09
yeah bulma's hot and all but WTF WAS THAT!
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 19:04
gamadaya
What? What the holy fuck was that? Jesus Christ, did the director even see a single episode of Dragonball? I mean, I knew it wouldn't be good, and I knew they would have to create a storyline unique to the movie, but couldn't they try to at least get it in the same fucking ballpark as the source material. Seriously, there isn't one thing in that entire trailer that looks even remotely Dragonballesqe. Goku is a little bitch, Bulma has guns for some reason, the Dragonballs were created by mystics, Roshi has hair, Piccolo is grey, there's some bullshit about an eclipse, I didn't see a single instance of Krillin or Yamucha (or who knows, maybe I did. I'm sure they wouldn't look anything like they're supposed to), the fighting is just some half assed Chinese wire shit, and to top it all off, the get the Kamehameha stance wrong! How do you fuck up the Kamehameha! He just does some stupid one handed shit! Oh, and it couldn't just be called Dragonball. No, that would have been too simple and would still leave the movie with at least a tiny shred of dignity. They have to shove the subtitle "Evolution" up its ass. Fuck, they might as well have called it "Dragonball Evolution: Resurrection: The Beginning." I would pay for this movie never to be released.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 19:06
Danzflor
If they simple call that like any Random Action Movie, i would pay for it, but...
X-angwin8r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 20:12
X-angwin8r
You know, every time I've seen a trailer of this movie, the quality has been so bad that I've managed to convince myself that this whole thing is a hoax. Just a silly meme that spiraled out of control.
But with this trailer, I can no longer deny it.
They're actually making a live action Dragon Ball movie.
My last vestige of hope is gone.
If Akira Toriyama was dead, he'd be rolling in his grave.
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 21:25
Superfluous Moniker
/me agrees with every word of gamadaya's rant.

However I like B movies so I will probably watch it, but I'm sure not paying to see it in a theater.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2008 09:52
PappaDukes
This trailer was OVER 9000!!!!1!!!!11!
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