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Best Mario/Luigi/little boy/fruit snacks 'rap' video EVER! photo
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There is no real context for why I am posting this video for all of you to see. To be honest, my friend just forwarded it to me and I laughed so hard I felt the need to share.

In the early ‘90s, Nintendo put on a videogame competition called Powerfest. I am sure at least some of you (read: old folks) remember it. While I knew kids that went to the event could compete in various Nintendo games, what I did not know was that they sometimes let attendees make “rap” videos with two guys in Mario and Luigi costumes to promote those super nutritious Nintendo-themed fruit snacks that were sold at the time. Remember those? Like chewing on a pencil eraser!

On the other side of the jump is one of those videos.

I have no idea who the guy in this video is, so please don’t start rumors that it is me. It is not. Although … the video is so rad (seriously, the special effects alone warrant that descriptor) that I actually would be proud if that were me dancing away in those little red shorts. Okay, I changed my mind. That is me in the video. Aren’t I bitchin’?

Hit the jump, watch the (VHS!) video, and be prepared to bask in all its retro glory.

Oh, and you will understand why I put “rap” in quotation marks in just a second. A Tupac video this is not.


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Jin Champloo's Avatar
Jin Champloo at 06/30/2009 05:17
This videos excretes awesome from its pores.
phantomile's Avatar
phantomile at 06/30/2009 05:21
The whole time the video was playing I just stared at it, open-mouthed, without a single logical thought going through my head.
As soon as it ended, I burst into laughter.
Thank you for this.
Stella Wong's Avatar
Stella Wong at 06/30/2009 05:21
this reminds of me of those bad karaoke videos back in the 90's. :O
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 06/30/2009 05:29
This is so torturous to watch, although I can go for some Nintendo Fruit Snacks right now.
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar
HerosPlayDumb at 06/30/2009 05:34
I guarantee my life would be infinitely more awesome than it currently is if I was that awesome kid dancing in this video.
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Jack Maverick at 06/30/2009 05:54
It's been ages since I saw that choppy PLAY text from the days of the VHS ages. It's so weird seeing how far we've come from those times.

Anyway, to the video itself, I want to know who thought putting that blue crap that appears somewhat often would make the video look more cool. Maybe it was from how much the VHS tape had aged, and I actually find it more hilarious that way.

I'm curious as to who thought that the little boy really needs to have some really short shorts, and placed between two large men in a costume. As well as who thought the first minute of that video had to include zooming in...on that boy's lower half of his body, bouncing for a full six seconds.

I don't know how they managed to make something so disturbing yet awesome at the same time, but they did it.
Ikey Heyman's Avatar
Ikey Heyman at 06/30/2009 06:47
well, my day is guaranteed to be amazing now. thank you.
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Xhumation at 06/30/2009 06:55
It's awesome but the fact that's on VHS gives it so much more retro awesomeness
The Prodigal Son's Avatar
The Prodigal Son at 06/30/2009 06:57
Wow... just, wow...
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BattyAdroit at 06/30/2009 07:01
This is amazing.

Look how half-heartedly the Mario and Luigi puppeteers are dancing. If there was a way to "phone it in" with your soul, that would be it.
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bigRed at 06/30/2009 07:37
I want to know what was happening behind the scenes..... it looked like hundreds of people walked behind the backdrop during the "rap"
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Lucca at 06/30/2009 07:59
If you focus enough, "fruit snacks" becomes "group sex". O_o
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trueb7ue at 06/30/2009 08:57
thanks for the nightmare fuel!
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atastysammich at 06/30/2009 09:00
It's better than Almost Every Wii Commercial, I'll give it that.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 06/30/2009 09:29
Whoa, looks like somebody had a little too much Ecto Cooler that day. Ooh, and he left Mario hanging on the high five at the end. Burn.

Every miserable fuck who comments on "console wars" or "games as art" should be forced to watch this video and remember what it's all about. It doesn't get much better than a kid being happy about a game. Thanks for sharing this, Chad!

BattyAdroit, Luigi has masterfully distilled the entirety of interpretive dance into that one hand motion.
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Sonic9jct at 06/30/2009 09:46
I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure the first half is about this kid getting laid.
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Zodiac Eclipse at 06/30/2009 10:10
LOL that kid rocks. I love how he kinda kept wanting to stop dancing, but he's parents are likely yelling at him off camera to keep going. At the end he's just like "screw this noise" and walks off leaving Mario all rejected.
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moominsean at 06/30/2009 10:24
so how is it they have some jammin' black kid rapping, while some silly white kid that can't dance bounces like a retard? racisms!
Naim Master's Avatar
Naim Master at 06/30/2009 10:24
OMFG , special effects !
Gyrael's Avatar
Gyrael at 06/30/2009 10:38
lol 90s
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Wan Sum Dung at 06/30/2009 11:33
Awesome. This made my day.
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GoldenGamerXero at 06/30/2009 12:02
I miss the 90's!
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DaedHead8 at 06/30/2009 12:02
Destructoid should post gaming related video from the '90s everyday. Yesterday it was the Earthworm Jim making of and today it's this. If Dtoid started a trend here, I'd be a very happy nostalgia filled gamer.
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gatorsax2010 at 06/30/2009 12:20
I want to go eat Shark Bites now.
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mascot1063 at 06/30/2009 12:27
Tupac it is not... but it might as well be.
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Secret Cow at 06/30/2009 12:58
I was actually in one of these videos with one of my friends. I think it was fifth or sixth grade. They had a booth at the Nintendo World Championship in Worcester, MA. I remember it being super awkward, especially the pat on the head from Mario & Luigi at the end.
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Dexter345 at 06/30/2009 13:17
Don't be dirty, keep it clean!
Zippyduda's Avatar
Zippyduda at 06/30/2009 13:47
A-MA-ZING.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 06/30/2009 15:48
REAL FRUIT SNACKS!
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 07/01/2009 01:33
The title really is true!
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jhitcher42 at 09/11/2009 23:45
Chad, please do a cover of this for the RetroforceGo season premiere.
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