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Best Mario/Luigi/little boy/fruit snacks 'rap' video EVER! photo

There is no real context for why I am posting this video for all of you to see. To be honest, my friend just forwarded it to me and I laughed so hard I felt the need to share.

In the early ‘90s, Nintendo put on a videogame competition called Powerfest. I am sure at least some of you (read: old folks) remember it. While I knew kids that went to the event could compete in various Nintendo games, what I did not know was that they sometimes let attendees make “rap” videos with two guys in Mario and Luigi costumes to promote those super nutritious Nintendo-themed fruit snacks that were sold at the time. Remember those? Like chewing on a pencil eraser!

On the other side of the jump is one of those videos.

I have no idea who the guy in this video is, so please don’t start rumors that it is me. It is not. Although … the video is so rad (seriously, the special effects alone warrant that descriptor) that I actually would be proud if that were me dancing away in those little red shorts. Okay, I changed my mind. That is me in the video. Aren’t I bitchin’?

Hit the jump, watch the (VHS!) video, and be prepared to bask in all its retro glory.

Oh, and you will understand why I put “rap” in quotation marks in just a second. A Tupac video this is not.


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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

Jin Champloo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 05:17
Jin Champloo
This videos excretes awesome from its pores.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 05:21
phantomile
The whole time the video was playing I just stared at it, open-mouthed, without a single logical thought going through my head.
As soon as it ended, I burst into laughter.
Thank you for this.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 05:21
Stella Wong
this reminds of me of those bad karaoke videos back in the 90's. :O
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 05:29
Chronic Logic
This is so torturous to watch, although I can go for some Nintendo Fruit Snacks right now.
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 05:34
HerosPlayDumb
I guarantee my life would be infinitely more awesome than it currently is if I was that awesome kid dancing in this video.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 05:54
Jack Maverick
It's been ages since I saw that choppy PLAY text from the days of the VHS ages. It's so weird seeing how far we've come from those times.

Anyway, to the video itself, I want to know who thought putting that blue crap that appears somewhat often would make the video look more cool. Maybe it was from how much the VHS tape had aged, and I actually find it more hilarious that way.

I'm curious as to who thought that the little boy really needs to have some really short shorts, and placed between two large men in a costume. As well as who thought the first minute of that video had to include zooming in...on that boy's lower half of his body, bouncing for a full six seconds.

I don't know how they managed to make something so disturbing yet awesome at the same time, but they did it.
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 06:47
Ikey Heyman
well, my day is guaranteed to be amazing now. thank you.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 06:55
Xhumation
It's awesome but the fact that's on VHS gives it so much more retro awesomeness
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 06:57
The Prodigal Son
Wow... just, wow...
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 07:01
BattyAdroit
This is amazing.

Look how half-heartedly the Mario and Luigi puppeteers are dancing. If there was a way to "phone it in" with your soul, that would be it.
bigRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 07:37
bigRed
I want to know what was happening behind the scenes..... it looked like hundreds of people walked behind the backdrop during the "rap"
Lucca's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 07:59
Lucca
If you focus enough, "fruit snacks" becomes "group sex". O_o
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 08:57
trueb7ue
thanks for the nightmare fuel!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 09:00
atastysammich
It's better than Almost Every Wii Commercial, I'll give it that.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 09:29
Char Aznable
Whoa, looks like somebody had a little too much Ecto Cooler that day. Ooh, and he left Mario hanging on the high five at the end. Burn.

Every miserable fuck who comments on "console wars" or "games as art" should be forced to watch this video and remember what it's all about. It doesn't get much better than a kid being happy about a game. Thanks for sharing this, Chad!

BattyAdroit, Luigi has masterfully distilled the entirety of interpretive dance into that one hand motion.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 09:46
Sonic9jct
I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure the first half is about this kid getting laid.
Zodiac Eclipse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 10:10
Zodiac Eclipse
LOL that kid rocks. I love how he kinda kept wanting to stop dancing, but he's parents are likely yelling at him off camera to keep going. At the end he's just like "screw this noise" and walks off leaving Mario all rejected.
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 10:24
moominsean
so how is it they have some jammin' black kid rapping, while some silly white kid that can't dance bounces like a retard? racisms!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 10:24
Naim Master
OMFG , special effects !
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 10:38
Gyrael
lol 90s
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 11:33
Wan Sum Dung
Awesome. This made my day.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 12:02
GoldenGamerXero
I miss the 90's!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 12:02
DaedHead8
Destructoid should post gaming related video from the '90s everyday. Yesterday it was the Earthworm Jim making of and today it's this. If Dtoid started a trend here, I'd be a very happy nostalgia filled gamer.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 12:20
gatorsax2010
I want to go eat Shark Bites now.
mascot1063's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 12:27
mascot1063
Tupac it is not... but it might as well be.
Secret Cow's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 12:58
Secret Cow
I was actually in one of these videos with one of my friends. I think it was fifth or sixth grade. They had a booth at the Nintendo World Championship in Worcester, MA. I remember it being super awkward, especially the pat on the head from Mario & Luigi at the end.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 13:17
Dexter345
Don't be dirty, keep it clean!
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 13:47
Zippyduda
A-MA-ZING.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 15:48
MechaMonkey
REAL FRUIT SNACKS!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 01:33
Justice
The title really is true!
jhitcher42's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 23:45
jhitcher42
Chad, please do a cover of this for the RetroforceGo season premiere.
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