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Being a Dinosaur Zookeeper is no easy feat


4:40 PM on 06.17.2011
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I now fully understand what John Hammond went through in Jurassic Park. That poor man.

Adult Swim's new web game, Dinosaur Zookeeper, enlightened me. You see, dinosaurs aren't meant to be caged. They'd sooner electrocute themselves trying to get out than spend one more second fenced in. And should they break out? (They will absolutely break out.) Well, they're going to kill everything in their path.

Because they're goddamn dinosaurs. That's just what they do.

This concept makes for a wonderfully morbid game. And it's developed by (not) Vlambeer! Go spend the rest of today playing it.

Browser Game Pick: Dinosaur Zookeeper (Not Vlambeer) [IndieGames via Rock, Paper, Shotgun]






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