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[Talking to Women about Videogames is a series where Jonathan Holmes talks to different people who are women about the biggest videogame news of the week for some reason.]

So here we go! Talking to Women about Videogames, that weird show I was doing every week for a while there, has given birth to not one but two music videos and double length albums of amazing music (available here). Contributing artists include Danny B (Super Meat Boy, HAWP), Dale North (The One-Ups, Dtoid EiC), Souleye (VVVVVV), Jesse Hopkins (Mount and Blade, Gratuitious Space Battles), Matt Harwood (Bit.Trip, Alien Hominid), and many many more. I know you're probably tempted to just jump to the artists you know, but I highly recommend that you also focus on the stuff from the album's up-and-comers. This track by Mike Pugliese is a perfect example. It chokes me up every time. So beautiful! 

A portion of the album's sales will go to charity, as quite a few of the artists who contributed music to the project have asked that their share of the profits go to a good cause. If you want to contribute to the album too, it's not too late! You wont get paid, but if you want to record something for it just for fun, let me know. The album never needs to stop growing. If you need help, see the attached sheet music via @FallenDux.

As for the videos, they are a labor of love and have already proven powerful enough to enrage some and enrapture others. The one seen above features the unplugged mix of the TtWaV theme, the one below features the XXX mix. Like the songs they represent, the videos share a lot of the same content but are still pretty different. If it weren't for the creative magic of Sir Tobbii, McNyers, Linzb0t, Captain Carrion, and McFlyGold, none of it could have happened. You guys nailed it. I love you.

Now, onto the potentially profitable stuff for you! It's contest time! Details below!

So yeah, if you can name everything I have in the case, and every videogame that's represented in one way or another in the two  TtWaV videos, then you'll win a bunch of stuff. To be frank, I don't think that will be possible for anyone to do. There is just too much stuff in the case that's partially obscured from view. You'd need to get into some serious "back and to the left" action to see it all. 

That said, it doesn't hurt to guess, and you can guess as many times as you want. U.S. adresses only though. Sorry! You have until Feb. 14th 2012!

Just PM me with your list of stuff that you've found, and whoever has the most right answers will win:

  • That giant Oshawott plushie seen in the video and the Skyward Sword review from the Dtoid show
  • Five Flynn's Arcade tokens
  • Something from "the briefcase"
  • A picture of E.T. and a giant phallis
  • A $20 3DS eShop points card
  • A VHS copy of Ed and his Dead Mother (starring Steve Buscemi's eyes)
  • This Roll model from Kotobukiya
  • Some Cooking Mama bling
  • An unopened copy of Urban Reign for the PS2 (featuring Tekken's Paul Phoenix and Marshall Law)
  • A Pokemon Black/White themed DS carrying case
  • A Wii Sports Resort frisbee
  • A shirt that I wore on the Dtoid show

Two runner-ups will get:

  • One of the Tetris wall stickers from this video
  • A drawing of anything you want

... and whatever other stuff I can find lying around the house that I think you might like (for both the winners and runner-ups). I'm also going to try to put together a special CD/DVD of the TtWaV series and album, but no promises on that. I'll do my best, though.

So that's that, the end of one era of TtWaV. Thanks again to everyone for watching and being involved with this thing. I love you all for real!

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BrowneyeWinkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:03
BrowneyeWinkin
ITS A BAD IDEA!!!






Loves ya Holemz :)
AsianInvasion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:09
AsianInvasion
Yaaaaaaaaaay! I made one of the songs.
4smackz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:09
4smackz
Saw the videos last night. They were absolutely hilarious and awesome. They're easily my favorite things to come out of them waving tits so far.
Sebproductions's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:10
Sebproductions
Gotta love holmsey
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:11
The Silent Protagonist
Tingle can't help it.
He just can't help it.
He just wants talk to Zelda about maps and little fairy boys.

Um... is that pedophilia or not?
Sir Tobbii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:14
Sir Tobbii
I'm assuming I'm not allowed to guess? :P
tehTommy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:15
tehTommy
Sheet music?
<3 !
Ev777's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:19
Ev777
I'm so happy to be a part of this! I love everybody on the album!
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:26
Kaggen
*watches videos. And listens to the music* Smashes iscream into forhead and. Falls asleep cuz reality isn't real enough anymore , great work everyone!
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:33
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Ed and his dead mother....damn I haven't seen that in forever. Off to hunt down another DVD as the last one was stolen. To Amazon!
robageejammin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:38
robageejammin
Wow...thanks so much for the shout out! It truly made my day :)

Let me tell you guys, it always pays to put yourself out there and not worry whether you suck or not. Just do your thing! You'll be happy you did. So glad to be a small part of this awesome project. Thanks for making all this happen Jonathan :)

- Mike Pugliese
arkane9's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:41
arkane9
I had to share this video on facebook. It was so good that I don't care about any potential ridicule. I want to talk to women about video games too, even if it's a bad idea.
Frogboss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:48
Frogboss
I don't know about you but I think the runners up get the best prize. Some original Holmes art you can put on display forever.
LibrarianMike's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:53
LibrarianMike
I'm way too lazy to do this contest. You did a phenomenal job though, Holmes. Accolades!
McNyers's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 16:58
McNyers
<3<3<3 Holmes I love ya to bits
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 17:09
RocketKnight
I really wanna hear the Danny B, Matt Harwood and Souleye versions of this. Wait, scratch that. I wanna hear all of the TTWAV remixes.
I might have to buy this!
OmnipotentBagel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 17:16
OmnipotentBagel
Damn. I just started the album, but Souleye absolutely kills it on his piece. This is great.
Paul Stone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 17:16
Paul Stone
God, yes. I've only listened to one of the remixes so far (Souleye) and I couldn't stop smiling. The music video is also a thing of pure wonderment.

Amazing job, J Holmes and Friends.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 17:21
Scissors
I love that picture of you as tingle with Zelda.
Lunacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 17:33
Lunacy
Man, I hate it when people won't take my money when they make cool stuff!
rmruk1's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 17:45
rmruk1
Mr. Homes it should be law that every video and video game should have your face super imposed some were in it
Cool8t's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 19:44
Cool8t
Holmes, you're fucking awesome.
Klay Fuller's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 20:06
Klay Fuller
Damnit Holmes, you are too awesome for this cruel world.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 20:10
TurboKill
I bet them people were enraged because that wasn't what they expected when they typed XXX.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 20:10
Epic-Kx
Jonathan makes my Holmes tingle.
redsun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 20:20
redsun
These videos are hilarious and fantastic :)
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 23:47
Aequitas
Fucking bought. No way I'm not going to reward this kind of community initiative. Keep being amazing, Jonathan Holmes.
PiggyGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 00:14
PiggyGamer
VOTY all years.
RchardNixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 00:23
RchardNixon
†hat was the greatest things I have ever seen. It's all downhill now. Thanks Holmes, you ruined the rest of my life.

Seriously though, TtWaV ruled. I hope you bring it back soon. Even if it's probably a bad idea.
Paul Stone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 03:44
Paul Stone
Bought. Four-way tie for favourite between J.Holmes Unplugged, Souleye, Dale North and Mike Pugliese.
Padrino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 03:56
Padrino
Wow, enough with the "singing". All the rest is fine but my ears, oh have mercy on my ears :)
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 09:32
Occams electric toothbrush
Well that made me smile. Thank you!
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 09:59
Aequitas
Still on my first serious listen. Everything is AMAZING! Special mention, I can't stop grinning at Everett Fortner's Dylan-flavored TtWaV (Cover) & Fat Tits.

So good it hurts.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 10:51
Jonathan Holmes
Thank you so much for the support everyone! As you might imagine, it was quite a risky undertaking to try to put together an album like this. Wasn't sure if anyone would pull through, and more so, I wasn't sure if I'd end up looking like a giant conceded talent-less jackass in the end.

I think that last part if up for debate, but everybody definitely pulled through. The fact that so many talented people had enough faith in these projects to invest their time and energy in them means the world to me. For me, that a lone is a win. Everything else is gravy.

Thank you for the gravy!
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 11:39
Kaggen
Dreaming about videogames. Is one of my favorites , it's such a wonderfully bizarre and imaginative beast. I showed my friend how good Dale's voice was and he almost fell out of the chair , the bob dylan stuff is also good! Such diversety! I'm loving it!
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 12:10
phantomile
I don't bust out my Destructoid account often at all anymore, but I think this might be my favorite contest you've ever done. I would do horrible things to obtain that Roll figure.
Script-br's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 13:09
Script-br
This is greatness. Everything. Really. Thank you and good job Holmes and everyone involved. :D
Ev777's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 19:23
Ev777
@Aequitas Thanks for the special mention!
Masodx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2012 21:14
Masodx
nice stuff jhonathan holmes :) love you carry mother 3 in your suit case
Gamescook's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2012 13:29
Gamescook
You have a copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga in there? I'm just a hair jealous! :)
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2012 17:10
Mr Andy Dixon
So awesome <3
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2012 15:03
BalloonFighter
You Win!
hellish melons's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 20:17
hellish melons
dammit! At times like this I wish I lived in America.
Sodoff45's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2012 06:28
Sodoff45
Holmes is awesome
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