Bow thine heads in reverence, dogs. O, ye rebels! Miscreants! Peddlers of blasphemy and spawn of she-goats! Thou art unlean, and unworthy, and must be washed in the purifying light of the holy Watch_Dogs screenshot!
Behold its sanctity, in its glorious oneness. A single golden teardrop a-rolling down the cheek of God Himself. Unworthy are ye to stain its majesty with eyes that do letch and leer in the shadows of this poor Earth. Be humble, and be grateful, for this rare gift.
Let us pray.