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Behold the face of idiocy: Swedish gamers already camping for GTA IV [Updated] photo

I guess a few Swedish gamers didn't get the memo that you can actually pre-order games in this dazzling 21st century. The above image is one of several insane Swedes who are actually camping outside a store for Grand Theft Auto IV -- damn near two and a half weeks before it even arrives. In comparison I could head into town and most likely pick up two copies on launch day.

Maybe there's some videogame shortage I didn't hear about in Sweden, but this borders on the slightly braindamaged as far as I am concerned. I don't know what's sadder, that these people feel the need to spend over two weeks outside for a videogame, or that they have so little going on in their lives that two weeks are simply that disposable.  

I guess this is what hype does to the human psyche. I can understand camping out a few days for a launch console -- barely -- but over two weeks for a continually pressed disc? That, my friends, is ridiculous. You can see more pictures of the insanity at the source -- a Swedish retailer that has captured these crazy people on camera.

Oh well. They're happy ... I guess. They really shouldn't be, though.

[Update: Apparently the first ten Swedes to buy GTA IV win prizes like consoles and things, which is why they have taken half a month out of living to camp there. Whatever. I still think it's pretty stupid and have filed it under the "win at contest, lose at life" category. Seriously, how can you take two and half weeks out of life for a console? Maybe there just isn't much to do in Sweden]








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Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:08
Scape
A last minute delay in Sweden a week into their camp out would make my day.
Shane86's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:10
Shane86
It's cold outside there too
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:16
Teen Idol
LAWL
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:18
KamikazeTutor
I would love when they enter the store and the teller would say "sorry, every copy we've got are for people who pre-order".
burglarize's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:23
burglarize
Lets face it. He wanted to be in the news. That's all.

He's won already.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:30
Electro Lemon
Sucka. Sucka. Foolish sucka. Foolish fool suck- hello?
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:31
vampireblood
Just 18 days for his camp out. What a dickhead.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:41
Shin Oni
seriously...this better be a joke or something. Cause I seriously can't see why i'd want to wait 2 weeks for a game I'll be able to find anywhere on launch.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:00
Namelessted
what a stupid dumb fuck.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:01
MrSadistic
I hope they get raped.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:13
TrailerParkJesus
I hope he gets eaten by a bear.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:18
Chocobo Knight
What else is there to do in Sweden?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:25
Excel-2011
How long was the camping for Halo 3?
mister1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:27
mister1337
I doubt this game will even be in a shortage state as to where one must camp to ensure a copy. Dumb-rear...
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:34
Wiid Whacker
Oh, those Swedes. Those crazy Swedes. They're the Canadians of Europe!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:40
ScottyG
[i]What else is there to do in Sweden?[/]

Try and have sex with all of all the smoking hot women?

...

Speaking as a half Dane (see? I qualify to be a guest on the Podcastle :p), I can say with certainty that Sweden is a shameful country that needs to be looked down upon. Plus they can't handle their liquor very well. :p
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 23:56
Boolean
The night before the launch, steal a dead body from a morgue and throw it through the front window. The eventual police investigation will take days, ruining their chances of getting this game (or at any other store because they wont have any other preorders!)
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:12
Emrah
When I call them pathetic, I kind of feel embarrassed as I am pointing out the obvious.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:19
Volomon
Damn I have to agree with everyone here what in the hell are they doing? What's wrong with preorders?
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:22
slapme7times
what a great pic and caption. the bastards... they just want an excuse to camp.
harrmonica's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:33
harrmonica
what a great reason to make a post...people wasting their own time. you are kidding right? how is it any better to trash people for camping out if thats what they want to do. people spend hours upon hours wasting their own time playing video games which in most quarters is looked upon in scorn. if the dude wants to camp out, let him do so without a photoshop picture to ridicule him. by all measures we could photoshop some wanker sitting in a couch for hours playing cod4 and superimpose stupid fool over the picture. get back to posting real news, not bashing fellow gamers.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:39
Aaron Mxy Yost
Orionsaint beat me to it. And yes, camping out for a game that will be easy to find with or without preordering screams attention whore.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:47
mistic
this guy deserves bashing though... 2 weeks is over the top, especially for a game... I preordered mine months ago allready...
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:50
joeisremy
They never want to have sex ever
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 01:03
Boolean
btw, does anyone think this might just be a stunt by R*?
Threepwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 01:37
Threepwood
need moar palestinian scarves
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 01:42
Noah
Maybe they just want to beat the viking/vampire/hooker crowd?

Only Swedes can afford to camp outside of Ikea or wherever for two weeks...I on the other hand have to show up to work for my paycheck :
Nordstorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 02:02
Nordstorm
@Wiid Whacker
They truly are! I was going to say that.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 02:12
Samit Sarkar
There are only two good things that have ever come out of Sweden: (1) Nobel Prizes, and (2) meatballs. This is further proof of why that is.
Delly's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 02:13
Delly
It's a competition. The First 10 in line gets a Xbox 360 Elite with GTA4 bundle, so he's not just standing there to buy the game :)
smackthenun's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 02:27
smackthenun
what happens when you have to go take a shit? do you have a bedpan you go in on the sidewalk?
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 02:28
Knivy
If it's like Delly says then it is a bit more understandable, but just a bit.
DrXym's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:06
DrXym
Preordering a game is one order of dumb. Turning up for a midnight launch is the next order. *Camping* for a game is just plain retarded.

Jeez, it's just a game. It will be *everywhere* for a long time to come. I can understand why hype might drive people to preorder, but frankly if the game is that awesome, it wouldn't kill people to wait a few days for the reviews to say as much rather than blindly trusting the hype.
xioner's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:26
xioner
I will explain for you guys if nobody yet has, first he is dressed like the guy from GTA IV cause he probably is camping near Webhallen whom are doing a contest which goes like this if you look like a russian best they will let you test the game for 2hours on april 27th 8am, the second he started camping probably a bit early but it's because there will be two lines, the first 10 in each line can get the PS3 Bundle which is Ps3 40GB and GTA IV for less than 1$ ( 1 SEK ) and the other line can get the same thing expect they get Xbox 360 Elite and the game so that's why he is there i guess. And also 11-60 in any line can buy the game for 1 SEK.
DrXym's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:46
DrXym
@xioner so if you sit in line for 15 days you get a console and game worth at most 500 euros. Someone needs their head examined.
Fanatism's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:48
Fanatism
@Wiid Whacker:

The danish is the Canadian of Europe, thus ScottyG~.

Oh, and Samit? Don't forget the monkey wrench! (alright, the Pipe wrench) That's swedish. :D good times.
xioner's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:51
xioner
@DrXym very true but maybe people are extremely poor x.x
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:58
Orionsaint
Yes Mr Mxyzptlk, every post about the swedes needs the swedish chef. It's the law!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 05:12
Mabec
They get the PS3/360 bundle for 1 SEK (less then a dollar)
Someone said thats like getting payed for 2usd/h, haha :D
videospel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 06:10
videospel
If you the writer of this article had done a little research then you would find out that the first ten people that gets to buy GTAIV also can buy a 360 or PS# for less than 2 dollars. So The might not be that stupid that you want them to be.

Oh you ignorant americans....
xioner's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 06:47
xioner
@videospel you are little bit late
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 06:48
Uther
Stereotypes galore!

Well done, Jim. Those stupid bastards will feel sorry when they're playing their GTA4's on the consoles they barely had to pay for. Great going.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 06:58
Jim Sterling
"Oh you ignorant americans...."

lol
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 06:58
xper
Just want to point out that this fuck-head does NOT represent the rest of Sweden's not-so-retarded population (me).

I will go down to the store myself and talk some sense into this fool's head... or beat him, hard. With a blunt object.
RaiRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 07:12
RaiRed
Maybe he's just really really bored. :O
ankjevel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 07:48
ankjevel
No, the first 20 people gets a special deal. They get to buy some great bundles for nothing. Like 10 ps3 with the game for 1 swedish crown or 10 xbox360 elite with the game also for 1 swedish crown........
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 08:30
Jim Sterling
Pfeh. I wouldn't camp two and a half weeks for an Xbox. I have a life to be getting on with.

Still stupid.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 08:46
Brilliam
Heh, yeah, if I camped for two weeks for something, I'd better be getting a lot more than ten games for a dollar. I'd have to be getting a new job and apartment and twelve hot babe beedge slaves.

Whatever, I still want to go to Sweden.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 08:49
Eschatos
Sweden has videogames?
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