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BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES! Rent Roman and hear that line day in, day out ... forever
8:53 PM on 05.13.2008, Jim Sterling 70 comments

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It has to be said that Roman Bellic is one of the many joys of Grand Theft Auto IV. His determined optimism and love of beeg American teetees know no bounds, and I find him one of the most likable characters in the game.
 
What better way to enjoy the company of Roman even more than by actually enjoying his company in person? Yes, now YOU can rent a Roman of your very own to call you cousin and talk about the land of opportunity. Watch the above rather brilliant video to find out how.
 
[Thanks Tazar.]

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tazarthayoot at 05/13/2008 20:57
This guys fucking hilarious, and he does a great Jack Nicholson impression.

He's actually a part of the comedy troupe "The Post Show," and you can see a shitload of their skits over at superdeluxe.com
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Dexter345 at 05/13/2008 20:57
Hah. That was pretty good.
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FreedomToast at 05/13/2008 20:58
also i want to drink large amounts of alcohol with him
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Animated Trigger at 05/13/2008 20:58
Gah, he looks like a former boss of mine. So THAT'S what became of him!
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Detry at 05/13/2008 20:58
Yea, that was funny.
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teach4food at 05/13/2008 20:59
Called the number, WTF?
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TurboHyperFighting at 05/13/2008 21:00
That's pretty good. Funny stuff.
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Rifter01 at 05/13/2008 21:06
Grande' Chi-Chis! Where's Teta to comment on this?
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bleep at 05/13/2008 21:09
Nice that was pretty funny! But wait, did he just spontaneously get a nosebleed in the middle there? whats up with that?
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Professor Pew at 05/13/2008 21:13
American teetees should soooo be a tag! I want to take this guy to a stripclub and some chicken wings.
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Schmo0zle at 05/13/2008 21:19
That man is my new favorite guy ever.
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SantanaClaus89 at 05/13/2008 21:22
LMAO that guy rules.
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bunnyrabbit2 at 05/13/2008 21:22
I vote somebody on dtoid rents him for a narp. Then hilarity ensues
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Milkman519 at 05/13/2008 21:26
NIKKOOO!!! My cousin!!
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Genki-JAM at 05/13/2008 21:30
That was great. Also, he looks a LOT like Jack Nicholson... a rather pudgy Jack Nicholson... Especially when he smiles. Freaky..
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Clockwork at 05/13/2008 21:33
Dude this guy is great. Not only could I listen to him for hours saying random crap with the Roman voice, he looks so damn much like Jack Nicholson.
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ajaxender at 05/13/2008 21:35
Hmm. Roman must be likable, i thought that i hated him yet i realise ive never killed him on purpose (i assume its possible, like most gta games) and god help anyone who fucks with him.
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Dr Milkdad at 05/13/2008 21:37
You are my dad now
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CypherVR at 05/13/2008 21:38
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
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B-Radicate at 05/13/2008 21:42
Funny stuff. I like the disclaimer at the end saying the promotion has no affiliation with Rockstar or GTAIV, except, ya know, the fact he's one of the main characters in it, haha. Gotta love legal bullshit.

I want to rent him... forever.
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Detox at 05/13/2008 21:43
kinda reminds me of jack nicholson
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Eschatos at 05/13/2008 21:45
Gotta love the nosebleed.
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robotplague at 05/13/2008 21:49
@Detox

Totally! I got a Jack Niholson ala The Shining vibe from him.
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FooLiz at 05/13/2008 22:01
lol that's awesome! If it were real I'd totally wish we could hire him for a NARP like one of you said
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Necros at 05/13/2008 22:15
AMAAAAAZZZIIIIING
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Boolean at 05/13/2008 22:17
"BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES!" LOLOLOLOLOL =D
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DynamicSheep at 05/13/2008 22:37
For my cousin Jim,

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nukka jdav at 05/13/2008 22:49
I called. It was an outreach center. I chose to donate a vehicle.

When I was transferred to an actual person it was a verrry, very awkward silence.
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mistic at 05/13/2008 23:33
awesome stuff!
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Corak at 05/14/2008 01:17
Very funny stuff.
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Sharmsie at 05/14/2008 01:20
A man after my own heart
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Trowble at 05/14/2008 02:50
Funny video, the nosebleed was hilarious, but I won't go beyond calling cousin Roman for anything else other than a cab.
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BahamutZero at 05/14/2008 03:16
fuckkin lol
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Axle at 05/14/2008 03:34
I want to see Brucie now - he's my favourite character in the game.

KEEP IT ALPHA BRO!!!!!
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DV2FOX at 05/14/2008 03:54
i would love to hear him say the main beginnin' line..."NIKO MY COUSIN!!,WELCOME TO AMERICA!!" <3

Greatness,rockstar..
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Orionsaint at 05/14/2008 03:59
I played GTAIII today and did a comparison shot just for fun. Makes me appreciate GTAIV even more.

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hood_954 at 05/14/2008 04:02
@dynamic sheep

whoever made that is pure win, and you are too for posting it
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razerangel at 05/14/2008 05:03
haha that was awesome
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Fading Star at 05/14/2008 05:16
Poor guy lol. That is cool :D.
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Cheeburga at 05/14/2008 05:19
Will my house burn down?
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Samit Sarkar at 05/14/2008 05:23
I love how he gets a nosebleed in the middle.
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Fading Star at 05/14/2008 05:30
@Sarkar
Yeah, that was a nice touch.

"Oh no they found me!"
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liam2015 at 05/14/2008 05:43
Hehehehe that was damn funny. This guy seems awesome, I'd love to rent him.

But now I want to see rent Brucie. He cracks me up.
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galagabug at 05/14/2008 08:24
hahahaa. hilarious!
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DynamicSheep at 05/14/2008 09:08
hood_954: I made it! Thanks! I didn't take the pic (God, how I wish I knew that girl!) but I did give it the motivational poster treatment.
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Holyetheline at 05/14/2008 09:12
lol wtf haha
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Droll at 05/14/2008 10:24
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Kinsella at 05/14/2008 10:26
Great video, funny as hell. Thanks for sharing :)
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