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It has to be said that Roman Bellic is one of the many joys of Grand Theft Auto IV. His determined optimism and love of beeg American teetees know no bounds, and I find him one of the most likable characters in the game.
 
What better way to enjoy the company of Roman even more than by actually enjoying his company in person? Yes, now YOU can rent a Roman of your very own to call you cousin and talk about the land of opportunity. Watch the above rather brilliant video to find out how.
 
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FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:56
FreedomToast
that guy is fucking awesome
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:57
imbeta
that's funny
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:57
tazarthayoot
This guys fucking hilarious, and he does a great Jack Nicholson impression.

He's actually a part of the comedy troupe "The Post Show," and you can see a shitload of their skits over at superdeluxe.com
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:57
Dexter345
Hah. That was pretty good.
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:58
FreedomToast
also i want to drink large amounts of alcohol with him
Animated Trigger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:58
Animated Trigger
Gah, he looks like a former boss of mine. So THAT'S what became of him!
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:58
Detry
Yea, that was funny.
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:59
teach4food
Called the number, WTF?
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:00
TurboHyperFighting
That's pretty good. Funny stuff.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:06
Rifter01
Grande' Chi-Chis! Where's Teta to comment on this?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:09
bleep
Nice that was pretty funny! But wait, did he just spontaneously get a nosebleed in the middle there? whats up with that?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:13
Professor Pew
American teetees should soooo be a tag! I want to take this guy to a stripclub and some chicken wings.
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:19
Schmo0zle
That man is my new favorite guy ever.
SantanaClaus89's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:22
SantanaClaus89
LMAO that guy rules.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:22
bunnyrabbit2
I vote somebody on dtoid rents him for a narp. Then hilarity ensues
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:26
Milkman519
NIKKOOO!!! My cousin!!
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:30
Genki-JAM
That was great. Also, he looks a LOT like Jack Nicholson... a rather pudgy Jack Nicholson... Especially when he smiles. Freaky..
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:33
Clockwork
Dude this guy is great. Not only could I listen to him for hours saying random crap with the Roman voice, he looks so damn much like Jack Nicholson.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:35
ajaxender
Hmm. Roman must be likable, i thought that i hated him yet i realise ive never killed him on purpose (i assume its possible, like most gta games) and god help anyone who fucks with him.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:37
Dr Milkdad
You are my dad now
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:38
CypherVR
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:42
B-Radicate
Funny stuff. I like the disclaimer at the end saying the promotion has no affiliation with Rockstar or GTAIV, except, ya know, the fact he's one of the main characters in it, haha. Gotta love legal bullshit.

I want to rent him... forever.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:45
Eschatos
Gotta love the nosebleed.
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 21:49
robotplague
@Detox

Totally! I got a Jack Niholson ala The Shining vibe from him.
FooLiz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 22:01
FooLiz
lol that's awesome! If it were real I'd totally wish we could hire him for a NARP like one of you said
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 22:15
Necros
AMAAAAAZZZIIIIING
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 22:17
Boolean
"BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES!" LOLOLOLOLOL =D
DynamicSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 22:37
DynamicSheep
For my cousin Jim,

nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 22:49
nukka jdav
I called. It was an outreach center. I chose to donate a vehicle.

When I was transferred to an actual person it was a verrry, very awkward silence.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 23:33
mistic
awesome stuff!
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 01:17
Corak
Very funny stuff.
Sharmsie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 01:20
Sharmsie
A man after my own heart
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 02:50
Trowble
Funny video, the nosebleed was hilarious, but I won't go beyond calling cousin Roman for anything else other than a cab.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:16
BahamutZero
fuckkin lol
Axle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:34
Axle
I want to see Brucie now - he's my favourite character in the game.

KEEP IT ALPHA BRO!!!!!
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:54
DV2FOX
i would love to hear him say the main beginnin' line..."NIKO MY COUSIN!!,WELCOME TO AMERICA!!" <3

Greatness,rockstar..
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:59
Orionsaint
I played GTAIII today and did a comparison shot just for fun. Makes me appreciate GTAIV even more.

hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 04:02
hood_954
@dynamic sheep

whoever made that is pure win, and you are too for posting it
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:03
razerangel
haha that was awesome
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:16
Fading Star
Poor guy lol. That is cool :D.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:19
Cheeburga
Will my house burn down?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:23
Samit Sarkar
I love how he gets a nosebleed in the middle.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:30
Fading Star
@Sarkar
Yeah, that was a nice touch.

"Oh no they found me!"
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:43
liam2015
Hehehehe that was damn funny. This guy seems awesome, I'd love to rent him.

But now I want to see rent Brucie. He cracks me up.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 08:24
galagabug
hahahaa. hilarious!
DynamicSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 09:08
DynamicSheep
hood_954: I made it! Thanks! I didn't take the pic (God, how I wish I knew that girl!) but I did give it the motivational poster treatment.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 09:12
Holyetheline
lol wtf haha
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 10:24
Droll
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Kinsella's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 10:26
Kinsella
Great video, funny as hell. Thanks for sharing :)
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 10:31
mix
Awesome clip, that dude is funny!
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