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...probably not, but I'm still in!
Me from the baltimore comic-con last year, I knew that outfit would pay off...
Had to find the better picture
You get a free 360.
Also bonus Destro!
:P
See my Cobra and despair!!! For you Destructoid cannot possible anticipate my strategy. I shall submit this horrible cobra impersonation and win, because I have only used items i have won from you, taste my cloth map and despair!!! As of now, your little website is deader than disco! Hmmm... Deader than disco... I like that... I would have made a great stand-up comedian. My snaky tricks had better win your favor and I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.
Cobra Out, Bitches!!!
I shall use this "Jam Sterling" as a human shield, the woman wouldn't dare hurt his manliness. Even if they try to take me out I will know she's bluffing! She'd never risk destroying you! I on the other hand, have no such qualms about eliminating her! Cobra Out, Bitches!
Well Mr. Sterling it appears you and your little community are not taking me seriously, but I Have taken three of you men (One white male who always said i was evil, his attractive assistant, and some guy named Ensign Ricky). Aw, look at the lovely monkeys we bagged, Men!
My assistant told me to kill the hero archetype but I will not have my opinions questioned by a penny-ante quick-change artist!
So as you can see mr. Ricky is very unhappy and unless i am told I will be receiving the Xbox Circle by September 7th I will send his head in the mail, WHAHAAHAH.......hold on a sec......what do you mean you already........I said wait till the 7th...........Morons! I have morons on my payroll!
............So unless I receive confirmation by the 7th your two Destructoiders will be quite topless!!!
To show you I mean business check your mail, you'll find I'm quite "ahead" of the game! Cobra out, Bitches!
Cobra Command(now in our new arctic ocean front that no one saw us build or pay for) apologizes for his insolance, his wife and children have been liquidated.
There is your precious "sign that has "Destructoid" written on it" Mr. Jim Sterling....I mean Jam sterling, terminate that employee that made me misspeak! Cobra Out Bitches!!!
Before changing for work:
Ready:
Working:
i just hope i actually get my prize this time, not like when i won that dtoid ugly sweater contest and never got my game :(
C'mon, let me have the juicy 1st prize for the first time in my "Dtoider life".
I may not be dominating the world but I do dominate the tennis court.
50-love,world!
Nothing takes the edge off like a nice cold Cobrarita.
Not even Deep Six is safe from the power of COBR!
Cobra shows no respect for the foolish laws of man nor God!!
Look,Destro. I'm Superman!!
Pump up the jam, pump up the volume!
Who needs an army when you have these massive guns!! (just look at those washboard abs)
After a day of fun its back to business as usual. GO COOOBBBRRRAAAA!!!!!!!
Wow I guess great Cobra's really do think alike.
(Hopefully this works - I stink at BBCode)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Ok5QAEc4k
Blast! I don't know how these new fangled computmatrons work!!
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Taste my failed embled and despair Mr. Sterling. My delicious sponsor has seen his last day and so shall your man unless I, Cobra Commander, Receive the Xbox Circle.
YOU HAVE TWO DAYS(or whenever's good for you) TO DECIDE HIS FATE!
Television Transmission off!
(What do you mean its the internet!? I'll enter your net, your canned!!!
Guards fetch me the human canning machine...Shit is this thing still on!)
I'll be waiting Mr. Sterling!
I think that I've got the spitting image of Cobra Commander and its completely homemade to boot.
also since my photographer happens to be out of town (with my camera) I had to use the cell. thus the words Destructoid and Yo Joe! that were written on the bottom of the mask did not come out in any picture. If you squint reeeeeal hard you can make out a D.
Hey everyone it's Cobra Movie Night! Grab some popcorn and your best lady snake and watch this film we made for Destructoid!
Click here to view the HISSSterical Video!
Here's my entry, hope Im not too late. Cobra!
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1544/1000502k.jpg
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7431/1000503x.jpg
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3139/1000504v.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9426/1000505f.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8186/1000506u.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8224/1000507f.jpg
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7518/1000511v.jpg
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5345/1000513r.jpg
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8707/1000514b.jpg
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/483/1000515a.jpg
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/410/1000517l.jpg
Here's a couple of them:
And here's a couple pics of the mass that show paint/stitches.
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1534/1000518l.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6260/1000519l.jpg
Good luck to everyone!
The genesis machine was never completed(fucking Windows 7) so where have all these shadows of me come from. There must be a Joe at work here.
Come on out you cobra cloning cunt.
I'll see your family converted into a think paste and spread across my CobraBrand Crackers(TM).
Damn you Mr. Sterling and your popular posting of.........(something funny), Your man has been well fed up until now(he ate the other hostage) so why are you pulling these trickeries.
I'll be waiting Mr. Sterling. Cobra Out, Bitches!
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/68/468/0/43/94/2893043940079250123oNTitf_th.jpg
I struck my hardest pose, thinking I was being awesome and original with my sign.
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/64/764/3/65/93/2237365930079250123aaFXqw_th.jpg
Little did I realize that I wasn't the only one holding a sign, and apparently competing for the same prize. Stuff got intense, to say the least...
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/55/855/4/38/36/2565438360079250123YAxxSW_th.jpg
We determined that the only way to decide who had the best sign was to have a healthy competition. The dice were cast. The gauntlet was thrown down.
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/96/96/9/58/19/2452958190079250123cyuqcL_th.jpg
Couple bad rolls and a few heated words later, tensions were flaring.
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/64/764/9/87/1/2596987010079250123AtgnLH_th.jpg
Had I just rolled a little better (insert clever Snake Eyes pun here), perhaps I would have taken Australia.
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/96/96/8/28/82/2021828820079250123pxPSYT_th.jpg
Sad times.
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/96/96/8/28/82/2021828820079250123pxPSYT_th.jpg
At least the consolation prize was pretty swell:
http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/96/96/1/10/17/2183110170079250123cOnZZm_th.jpg
**And here it is in all it's "just busted this out of storage and hoping that I meet the deadline" glory. Time has been relatively kind to the costume, although it needs some touchups.**
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...and sometimes she just likes to unwind and get crazy with a nice glass of Cabernet:
Equal opportunity nerdism!
-This contest is awesome. I heard about it via facebook, so this is one of my first visits to the site. Hoping to make it a part of my usual lineup.
-Wake Up Sammy, your narrative is great.
-Mega, your costume is unbelievable, and the use of shadow is very intimidating. I actually shat a spring loaded missile while typing this.
-Little and Metal, I bow to your costuming skills and attention to detail.
-Gojiro, I'm jealous of your hood. That thing is beautiful.
-Just so you know what this costume was like back in the day (not much difference, but still thought I'd bust out some old school photos...), this is me with Mrs. Cobra Commander (as Princess Leia) a few years back:
...and this is me with a ginormous wookie (that costume was nuts...):
...and Mrs. Commander with that same wookie:
**Dear God I hope those embeds work okay...I usually don't suck that much at the Internets...**
Sex appeal!? Behold the luscious glory that is the adonic rattlesnake known as Cobra Commander!
See this beautiful body in motion in our Snaketastic movie for the contest HERE