I know you're no longer turned on by the sexiness of the PSP alone, so I thought our model might catch your eye. Now drag your mind out of the gutter! Destructoid has partnered up with the good folks at the ESA's Video Game Voters Network that combat the various retards that somebody voted into office who believe video games are the antichrist. The VGVN army is already a 150,000 strong and tougher with each additional activist, so if you'd like to help in the fight we're happy to give you shiny things in exchange: A PSP and two games!

Entering the contest is easy: just fill out this form and forward the confirmation email to pspcontest@destructoid.com.  At the end of the month we'll choose a random winner and send you the goods. If you're already registered to vote, just dig up your old registration email or some sort of proof that you're part of the network.Update: The contest is limited to US voters over the age of 18. Sorry, my beloved brits!

Get in there and curbstomp conservatives into a bloody bi-partisan paste. Good luck!

*Flesh table not included. Destructoid only promotes violence against old people when absolutely necessary. Oh, and Happy Birthday Chad Concelmo, you sexy dolphin-loving bastard.