At the end of last month, we reported on a rumor that Beautiful Katamari would dump the PlayStation 3 and move over to the Wii. Those rumors have now been confirmed and Namco's cult roll 'em up sequel is officially headed to both the Nintendo Wii and Microsoft's Xbox 360. Do you remember the show Animaniacs? Do you remember on that show, one of the characters was a skeleton who had terrible things happen to him constantly? Sony is that skeleton right now.
The idea of Katamari hitting the Wii was never a shocker and is sure to be an excellent addition to the console's library, but I doubt Sony is as happy as Nintendo right now. As per the original rumor, Namco has cited programming issues as the reason why the PS3 is getting left out in the cold. Presumeably, all that Blu-ray was too much for one little Katamari to handle. Given Sony's awful run of luck lately, news like this has become less and less of a surprise and at this rate, anything that can go wrong for the poor company is going wrong. Hopefully in ten years, if the PS3 completes its marathon as Sony claims, this calamitous era will be but a footnote. Right now, however, it still sucks to be Sony. It really, really sucks.
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You know, they could just port the first two games on one disc and I'd be good to go.
Nice to have official confirmation, finally. The old DS rumor made me gunshy.
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Good Idea: Inviting developers to make games for your system.
Bad Idea: Pissing off the developers you invite to make games for your system.
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07/08/2007 09:21
What if the Wii is not a sprinter, but is in fact just a good runner, and the PS3 a out of shape fatso? Wouldn't things look the way they do now as well.
I think what's going on with the console wars right now is if you have a live in girlfriend or live with your family, as either parent or child, or are a video game playing female, you are going to get the Wii. Single guys are split between the 360 and the PS3, and the 360 is kicking it's ass because it's cheaper, has better games, and the best online service out of all three consoles.
I don't mean to sound unkind, but Sony's excuses have been really shameful up to this point, and make me dislike the company. When that one dude at Sony said "Show me a store that has the PS3 in stock and I'll pay you $1,000", I almost pooped with rage. And I never got my $1,000.
They just need to come out and say "We screwed up. We see that you are not buying what we are selling. We are going to make it up to you". If they said that, I could get behind them.
As I recall, the Gamecube price dropped the $99. I'm looking for Sony to make a move that bold with in the next year, and to announce it at E3.
If not, let them fail.
07/08/2007 09:24
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Sony is having a serious issue right now with their game department.
But as for Beautiful Katamari itself. I wonder how tweaked down the game will be so it could run on the Wii. From the videos, it looks exactly like the previous games - but there's a whole lot more stuff. I wonder if the Wii will cause the game to lag?
Another thing that irritates me to no end with developers and their choices - are their choices regarding additional content. I am almost forced to buy Beautiful Katamari on the 360 now, if they are both perfectly graphically equal that is, just because of the sheer possibility that the 360 version will eventually get additional content and the Wii will not. The same goes for any game developed for the 360/PS3 *GTA4*.. Maybe i'm the only one who feels that way.
07/08/2007 10:51
07/08/2007 11:23
but i'm still waiting for tekken6... c'mon tekken you can make the jump too!
07/08/2007 11:52
Or maybe they aren't. The PS3's still too expensive.
Oh, why couldn't the Wii version be called Wii Love Katamari? (not my idea)
07/08/2007 12:04
07/08/2007 12:09
Good Idea: Using your PS3 to play video games.
Bad Idea: Expecting your PS3 to have games that it can play.
(I don't want Sony to fail. But damn, shit is flying at them from all angles.)
07/08/2007 12:16
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Then you see them do something stupid and you laugh again. Looks like the PS3 is taking the short bus with the Jaguar and 3DO.
07/08/2007 12:43
Do I want Ratchet & Clank, or Katamari?
GUYS HELP. D:
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I know married guys who have a 360, but it's hooked up to their private porn tv in the basement. Their wives play the Wii upstairs, or come over to my house and play it and tell me how much cooler I am than their husbands.
My point it, if a family or couple's choice as to what console they buy is made with any female influence at all, it's going to be the Wii.
Wife-o-meter FTW.
And little girls too. I was at EB today, and a 8 year old girl game in and asked if they had the Wii in stock. 8 years old. I could believe it.
Do you think any 8 year old girls in the entire world want a 360 or a PS3?
07/08/2007 12:54
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I've always enjoyed Ratchet and Clank more than Katamari, so there is my vote :)
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Sterling doesn't have to do shit. What people have to do is stop looking at their favorite systems as a source of pride. I have a Wii and a 360. Am I proud of them? No. But I enjoy the hell out of them. Will I defend them if Nintendo or Microsoft do something stupid? Hell no. Stupid is stupid.
Game consoles are not like children, so people need to stop treating them like they are some sort of extension of themselves. They are boxes that play games and sometimes movies.
07/08/2007 13:21
Honestly, I don't care about this game at all, but it does seem to be yet another tiny thing that is telling me that this generation will be different from last generation. How? That remains to be seen.
07/08/2007 13:23
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NYAAAAAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!
07/08/2007 13:28
MasterMS is correct.
07/08/2007 13:29
No one else is a bigger enemy of Sony than Sony. They've fucked up, major. Take a deep breath, admit it, move on.
07/08/2007 13:39
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If Katamari 360 is even using thumbsticks, that is. Guess we'll find out about their casual gamer initiative on Tuesday.
07/08/2007 13:57
07/08/2007 14:03
"Hopefully in ten years, if the PS3 completes its marathon as Sony claims, this calamitous era will be but a footnote."
How is that thriving on anything? If I thrive on anything, it's watching the same old morons make the same stupid asses of themselves every time I dare report the facts about Sony. I'm not spinning a damn thing, I just reported the facts.
07/08/2007 14:17
07/08/2007 14:35
Wii Katamari with motion controls: <i>Crotch punchingly</i> awesome.
For this, I pray.
I would've liked to stick a Chickenboo reference in this post, but I thought better of it.
07/08/2007 15:00
I totally understand where you're coming from, and if it were just one or two sequels, I'd agree, but this is just one in a long line of unfortunate things that have happened to Sony. Just the other day, the 360 got online for VF5. Before that, there was talk of exclusive material on GTA4 for the 360. These are things that, were they isolated incidents, wouldn't be an issue, but it's just happening again and again and again. Will Sony be crippled by it? It's Sony, so I don't think so. Nobody's saying Sony will be devastated, it's just they're having a really shitty run lately.
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much more love for the wii.
/does the neutron dance
07/08/2007 16:14
07/08/2007 16:16
*dramatic pause*
Is it really so difficult to develop for the PS3 that they can't even make a frickin' Katamari game for it?
*rimshot*
HAHAHAHAhahahahaaa... ...I kill me! ...ha ha... ...ha... er, *ahem* ...never mind. That wasn't funny at all. Sorry, I guess I'm still in Nintendo Fanboy™ mode after that "no lightsaber game" story. Seriously, though, this sucks pretty hard for Sony. Really, why can't they release it for both? *shrugs*
Anyway, to all the people bashing Jim for posting bad news about Sony all the time... well, it's kind of hard to post good news about Sony when, you know, there isn't all that much of it to post. And for those still comparing Jim to Summa, this is totally different. Whereas Jim only posts bad news about Sony because that's pretty much all there is lately, when there is good Sony news every once in a while, he posts that too. Summa, on the other hand, had the awe-inspiring ability to make even bad Sony news seem like good news (and, more egregiously, the ability to make good Wii news seem like bad news). Also, I don't think I've ever seen Jim make a snarky, snide pot-shot of a comment at Sony fanboys in the same manner that Summa always, ALWAYS baited those of Nintendo. For what it's worth, I made the same mistake of comparing Jim to Summa at first, too, but I've long since seen the error of my ways.
If anything, I think it's more an issue of the void that was left with Summa's departure not having been filled yet, so people are trying their best to mold someone into that void simply to return things to some kind of shitty status quo. In this case, the victim of this seems to be Jim. Personally, I hope that void is never filled, because we can do without that sort of shit.
07/08/2007 16:39
If the Wii can handle it, then the PS3 can handle it without utilizing any of its SPE coprocessors. This "PS3 is so hard to program" is such bullshit. Just say it like it is: the PS3 is too expensive so the game won't have a large enough customer base.
07/08/2007 16:55
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I have long said that I think all this losing exclusives is pure BS - as well as lost multi-platform games. Now, before I am to continue - let it be known that I am no fanboy. If I buy a game that's exclusive, then it's exclusive. If I buy a game that's multi-platform, I buy it for the best offered version. Thus is why I only own two games for the PS3 at this current moment.
I see these issues as a double-side. For one, it's always the argument from development that there are too many problems programming for the PS3. Is the problem a PS3 caused issue, or a developer caused issue? It is in their own choice whether or not they want to step up and take that challenge to overcome the obstacles of learning to program for it. But lately, developers have been really dropping the ball on effort. Instead they just go with the easiest route possible, damn the attempts at harnessing a greater processing power - despite what that might mean for a game. Now, i'm not saying that properly coded games for the PS3 are going to look God Almighty greater than the 360. But how will we, the consumers, ever know if Developers are unwilling to show us the possibility...
The only thing we PS3 owners have to look forward to, that has the slightest chance of sparking developers into action, are their first party games and their ties remaining on definite exclusives.
So here's looking to the future. May it not be reduced to generic repetative gaming due to lazy development.
07/08/2007 16:59
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I currently see the PS3 as the only option for the future. The 360 is a great console, as is the Wii. But graphically and from a technical standpoint as spoken about - the Wii is running a different race. A race that the PS3 and 360 are battling with... I honestly asked myself this and I still don't know the real answer - when MS releases its new console here in only a few years now - given the projected timeframe for the 360's lifespan... How will they deal the processing? Do we honestly expect that MS will simply slap 5-8 General Processing Cores in a box with a giant fan and an old DVD player? I sure as hell hope this is not the case, and I personally can see MS eventually, with their next console, taking the plunge into the winner of the High Definition Disc Format, and most likely attempting to utilize and strike a deal to gain the cell processors power... I honestly don't feel that a console the size of a small PC is the "future" of gaming.
07/08/2007 17:54
Now, thats a great move that its coming to the Wii, for 360 idk, u might Red Ring for playing it on a "power surge protector" then wait another 1-2 weeks to be able to play again the second level. I dont see this as a "omfg wii'r duumed PS3 own3rz!" game thats going to change the fabric of time and space, but I do agree its another red tag name to add to the list.
btw, while this game is being developed, Im already expecting a similar "cute fun" game called littlebigplannet for the PS3 which I can actually play online with friends.
well enough of my rant, im back to playing "Odins Sphere" ... last boss 3 headed undead beast is kicking my ???in ass...
07/08/2007 18:46
I love how I made a comment above yours making fun of the retarded "Sterling is biased against Sony" claim, and you go right ahead and say pretty much the exact same thing.
@ SuMizzle:
In regards to favoritism, you guys report on the 3yr warranty, but fail to mention it only covers the RROD. Had it been Sony that extended their warranty to only cover a specific error, that had been occurring since the system's launch, lords knows how it would have been reported. Again, that may be why you catch the misguided shit from commenters. Who knows.
Maybe you should read the article again.
07/08/2007 19:08
heres your episodic content, please only play for 30 min at a time so your xbox doesnt burn up.
as for katamari : people actually play this game above age 12?
07/08/2007 19:15
07/08/2007 19:47
But how much of an problem is the disc read error/disc scratching? I've never encountered anyone who has actually had that issue, whereas a huge number of people have had the RRoD. That's like having to include a disclaimer that says "This only applies to the RROD and not any of the other issues the 360 hardware suffers from, like the time Bill Steinberg from Salt Lake City, UT stubbed his toe when he accidentally tripped over his console in a drunken stupor."
07/08/2007 19:53
Wait wait. He must be a Nintendo Fanboy *nod* It's the only option! Sonyhater in the name, microsoft hater in the message! Rather villainous.
A hater who hates all but Nintendo. We see. Yes, we can see how this can happen... Fearsome... With a Royal Puff, we finish this message.
07/08/2007 19:57
Damn thing still shakes the floor when its powering down. It's pretty ominous, really. Kind of like I shot the thing with a tranquilizer dart and it's trying desperately to rumble it's way over to drop a picture or something... It's just really really loud is all i'm saying - I wonder if that's a problem or if it's normal.
07/08/2007 20:05
Um... not really... he left the project after "We love Katamari" stating that Namco would probably release more sequels without his involvement... the first of those was "Me & my Katamari" on PSP and now the same guy who oversaw that game is working on "Beautiful Katamari"
07/08/2007 23:07
AWESOME!
07/08/2007 23:54
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...wait, no they're not.
07/09/2007 04:33
For the record, my last broken 360 did have a disc read error, Mxy. I thought it was just Oblivion, but N3 and Overlord both had errors so I just took it back to the store and got it replaced without fuss.
07/11/2007 02:36