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but Jais, breasts jiggle in real life, you can say the physics in games like DOA are unrealistic, but breasts that are completely still are just as unrealistic
Nah, it's because any character under 18 doesn't get their age listed in the west. Probably so that you don't feel the deep, burning sense of shame when you indulge in some personal time with them on the screen.
Ha, who am I kidding. None of you feel any shame at all, you sick, sick people.
Ps: Christie to get her own game, plz.
Ha, who am I kidding. None of you feel any shame at all, you sick, sick people.
Ps: Christie to get her own game, plz.
I don't quite understand why everyone's misinterpreting this video spot as a subtle analogy for masturbation with regards to DoA. Clearly, the guy is just really concerned about proper steak preparation. Steak preparation has 3 essential stages; tenderization, marination, and the actual cooking. The guy just realized that he forgot to tenderize the steak he had for tomorrow's dinner. At 3 AM. It's not like there's anything WRONG with tenderizing a steak at 3 AM. >_>
"Tecmo, I love you. You're marketing directly to the core audience that will be purchasing this game"
No one?...
No one?...
those breasts are very distracting. NOT in a good way. considering the only reason anyone would buy this is to ogle pretty women in bikinis, shouldn't they have paid more attention to the physics behind them? Perhaps the guy setting up the video set his age in the game to 99? I dunno, but as an advertisement for the game to 'its core audience' it's a mistake.
That Bikini is terrible, it clearly offers no support to her breasts. It's pointless even being there.
I love these commercials, at least Techmo is being completely honest about the purpose of these games now.
These ads are kind of funny, but really stupid at the same time. The metaphors are just too blatant.
The only thing that could have been more troublesome than listing her age as "N/A" would be listing her age as "just a number".
If you masturbate to a video game character's appearance, you need kicked in the face. Seriously, wtf.
...that being said, maturbating because a video game is so awesome in general? Totally understandable.
...that being said, maturbating because a video game is so awesome in general? Totally understandable.
I will never understand people who buy these games. Why not just watch porn?
That said, that first video was pretty clever.
That said, that first video was pretty clever.
Memories, memories. How many Hayabusa scrubs did Kokoro and I destroy back in 2006? It had to have been hundreds.
I hope this gets ported to the PS3...... If it does, I'll have no shame because the girls will look more realistic rather than pixelated
Btw, she looks almost exactly like Rinoa from FFVIII......... or is she but just changed her name?! Darn you Rinoa! Don't cheat on Squall!!!
I'm not saying I've never wanked to DOA or anything, but those boobies rival DOA1 in ridiculousness.
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