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Tecmo, I love you. You're marketing directly to the core audience that will be purchasing this game and you have no shame in doing so. For that, I salute you.

This week's babe is Kokoro. Her measurements are B35" W22" H34" and she's ... um ... her age is not available. No, seriously look. Her age isn't even listed. Well if that's not awkward enough to you, there's a video of Kokoro and her breasts that are more jiggly than a plate of Jello getting knocked around in a bounce house after the break.

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Jais's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 07:28
Jais
Jiggle physics is, and always will be, one of the most creepy things in vidya gaemz.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 07:41
The Amazing Shenazin
but Jais, breasts jiggle in real life, you can say the physics in games like DOA are unrealistic, but breasts that are completely still are just as unrealistic
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 08:08
atastysammich
Hey, it's rude to ask a fictional lady her age. I guess?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 08:22
Neonie
Well she is the prettiest of the DOA girls. +
Hayabusa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 08:50
Hayabusa
Nah, it's because any character under 18 doesn't get their age listed in the west. Probably so that you don't feel the deep, burning sense of shame when you indulge in some personal time with them on the screen.

Ha, who am I kidding. None of you feel any shame at all, you sick, sick people.

Ps: Christie to get her own game, plz.
maelstromZERO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 09:03
maelstromZERO
I don't quite understand why everyone's misinterpreting this video spot as a subtle analogy for masturbation with regards to DoA. Clearly, the guy is just really concerned about proper steak preparation. Steak preparation has 3 essential stages; tenderization, marination, and the actual cooking. The guy just realized that he forgot to tenderize the steak he had for tomorrow's dinner. At 3 AM. It's not like there's anything WRONG with tenderizing a steak at 3 AM. >_>
SpidaMahn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 09:19
SpidaMahn
"Tecmo, I love you. You're marketing directly to the core audience that will be purchasing this game"
No one?...
Shillelagh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 09:27
Shillelagh
those breasts are very distracting. NOT in a good way. considering the only reason anyone would buy this is to ogle pretty women in bikinis, shouldn't they have paid more attention to the physics behind them? Perhaps the guy setting up the video set his age in the game to 99? I dunno, but as an advertisement for the game to 'its core audience' it's a mistake.
mecegirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 09:27
mecegirl
Sooo.... this game really is pokemon snap with boobies. Awesome.
Davedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 10:02
Davedude
I LOVED Pokemon Snap!
Seolfer Wulf's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 10:22
Seolfer Wulf
That Bikini is terrible, it clearly offers no support to her breasts. It's pointless even being there.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 10:57
Airbr1dge
Pokemon snap: jiggle physics edition.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 11:06
Tarvu
They're marketing this at Diverse?
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 11:25
kefkaesque
I love these commercials, at least Techmo is being completely honest about the purpose of these games now.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 11:42
Los255
They're marketing this at Diverse?

LMAO
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 13:16
KingSigy
These ads are kind of funny, but really stupid at the same time. The metaphors are just too blatant.
Turd Burglin Chodeo Clown's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 13:45
Turd Burglin Chodeo Clown
The only thing that could have been more troublesome than listing her age as "N/A" would be listing her age as "just a number".
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 13:48
Blasto
If you masturbate to a video game character's appearance, you need kicked in the face. Seriously, wtf.

...that being said, maturbating because a video game is so awesome in general? Totally understandable.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 14:22
flaming burrito
I will never understand people who buy these games. Why not just watch porn?

That said, that first video was pretty clever.
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 14:23
EnigmaticHarle
You'd think he'd beat it a little longer than that.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 14:31
HEL105
Memories, memories. How many Hayabusa scrubs did Kokoro and I destroy back in 2006? It had to have been hundreds.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 16:46
Oishidesu
I hope this gets ported to the PS3...... If it does, I'll have no shame because the girls will look more realistic rather than pixelated
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 16:48
Oishidesu
Btw, she looks almost exactly like Rinoa from FFVIII......... or is she but just changed her name?! Darn you Rinoa! Don't cheat on Squall!!!
Animated Toupee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 21:42
Animated Toupee
I'm not saying I've never wanked to DOA or anything, but those boobies rival DOA1 in ridiculousness.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 05:02
DGX Goggles
I'm not CRAZY BABY about the new bgm.
dude156's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2010 21:20
dude156
naw
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