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Bear, the Skyrim chronicles

10:00 PM on 01.12.2012   |   Tony Ponce


Good news and bad news time!

Bad news: this is not about SQUIDbear.

Good news: no "arrow to the knee" bullsh*t.

Enjoy the harrowing tale of... a bear.

Skyrim : Bear [YouTube] (Very nice job, Joe!)








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Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn. Meet the rest of the team



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NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 22:08
NickCull
Insert "Bearrel" Roll Pun.

Also, this is pure genius.
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 22:15
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes
I just realized how friggin awesome bears are!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 22:21
Daxelman
Ha.
xddga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 22:34
xddga
God I hate bears. I'm an arch mage, savior of [most] cities, destroyer of the undead, slayer of dragon priests, and I can toss a fireball down a dragon's throat w/o even flinching. But run into a snowy bear... nope. All my shouts and spells are good for is getting me the hell out of there...
snukastyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 22:53
snukastyle
@xddga-Kyne's Peace. Make the bears just chill out, or even run away from your awesomeness. :)
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 23:23
VolksONER
I pushed play... Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Ffordesoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 23:23
Ffordesoon
@xddga:

Once you get to about Level 55 (give or take, depending on your perks), bears become only slightly more dangerous than wolves. I literally do not sneak around bears anymore; a few hits from my Nightingale Blade and boom, dead bear.

The Absorb Health enchantment is a godsend, of course.
Ffordesoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2012 23:45
Ffordesoon
Okay, that was pretty good.
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 00:12
Max-
That was Pretty amusing.

@volksoner - Die in a fire, go!
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 01:40
VolksONER
@ max

I did. Then I performed a hard reset, ate a squidbear burger followed by a cake (which was a lie) washed it down with a couple arrows to the knee, just to be on the safe side.
darkwonders's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 06:44
darkwonders
Jim Sterling?
DAVYDOCK's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 06:52
DAVYDOCK
I used to be indecisive but now im not so sure!.......Wait.
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 08:02
lokhe
@DAVY
I can't decide if that last joke was funny
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 09:35
TurboKill
Needs Dragonbjorn, more dragonbears.
AkodoRyu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 10:50
AkodoRyu
Is... is bear a Dovahkiin now? Now I want to see animation with bear-Dovahkin...
ShotgunDiplom4t's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 12:00
ShotgunDiplom4t
HAHA DATS SO FUNNY BRO GOOD THING MICROSOFT GOT BWEAR AS EXCLUSIVE DLC.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 12:20
mix
I like the style and the bear was awesome right at the end.
Fearzone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 16:56
Fearzone
I can't imagine playing Skyrim without a follower. Even if you want to solo all your combat, which makes sense from an experience and leveling perspective, you still want a follower to carry your loot.

@xddga: do you have a problem with ice atronachs?
Fearzone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 17:11
Fearzone
I can't imagine playing Skyrim without a follower. Even if you want to solo all your combat, which makes sense from an experience and leveling perspective, you still want a follower to carry your loot.

@xddga: do you have a problem with ice atronachs?
Fearzone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 17:16
Fearzone
(using frost atronachs I mean, not fighting them, if that wasn't clear. Sry for the double post. Edit functions ftw.)
fulldamage's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 20:09
fulldamage
Hm. I'm only level 34-ish, and I literally just box with bears - let them wail on my shield to build block, then drop the shield and let them wail on me to build Heavy Armor. A bowl of soup usually lets me regenerate the damage/stamina quite easily. Do lots of people have problems with them? Or is this just evidence that investing in Heavy Armor is a good idea?

Also, this is awesome. Because bears are awesome.
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