The Power Mitt is the newest product from the good people at Fangamer. Use it to instantly transform yourself into a high-tech virtual warrior prepared for hot-things in a motion controlled real life game of adventure. Earn actual life achievements like successful baking edible, nonpoisonous, nonhazardous things and then eating what you have baked, this time without badly burning your hands and arms. It's the next gen oven mitt.
I don't have a Power Mitt myself, but I have worn one, so I can attest to their comfort and usability. I was wearing one during that fateful encounter with Sexy Layton and Sexy Luke at PAX East 2013. Sexy Luke was so excited by the Mitt that I just had to give her mine. I can't say no to Sexy Luke.
What were talking about again? Oh yeah, Power Mitts. Get one if you want.