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Cheers Jim, I was just a little bit sick in my mouth.
Interesting though, I suppose this mode's to let people fly through the game doing everything as stylishly and effortlessly as possible.
Interesting though, I suppose this mode's to let people fly through the game doing everything as stylishly and effortlessly as possible.
I had a few articles on this concept.
It completely eliminates casual gamers' need to bitch about how high the barriers of entry are for "hardcore" action games. In fact, I even used the phrase "Very Easy Automatic" months ago, building on Devil May Cry's "Easy Automatic" setting created many years back. As an added bonus, maybe the players will actually bother to learn something instead of just complain and give up to go play Wii Sports.
I also know for a fact the game will have some extreme difficulty like "Bayonetta must be raped", so we're ALL happy in the end. Especially the tentacle monsters.
It completely eliminates casual gamers' need to bitch about how high the barriers of entry are for "hardcore" action games. In fact, I even used the phrase "Very Easy Automatic" months ago, building on Devil May Cry's "Easy Automatic" setting created many years back. As an added bonus, maybe the players will actually bother to learn something instead of just complain and give up to go play Wii Sports.
I also know for a fact the game will have some extreme difficulty like "Bayonetta must be raped", so we're ALL happy in the end. Especially the tentacle monsters.
I was amused at the use of "wanker", "plonkers" and "minging". You can take the Englishman out of England...
Wait, wait, wait! Double post needed.
What's going on with that head in the background? Great now I'm going to be looking for hidden innuendos all day. Thanks Jim.
What's going on with that head in the background? Great now I'm going to be looking for hidden innuendos all day. Thanks Jim.
ewwww. You squirt into your own pubic thistle? Why don't you use a jack-bib like a normal human being? You Sir, are a dirty animal.
i can already see this factoring into like 85% of all its reviews: "game is way too easy and can be beaten by mashing one single button. awesome rack on her, though."
"The frantic pace of the action and the impressive quantity of enemies is matched only by the frantic pace of my wrist and the impressive quantity of my semen."
When a Dtoid article comes up in my RSS reader and it makes me cringe, the author never fails to be one Jim Sterling.
Looks flashy and awesome, but I can't imagine anyone actually WANTING to play like that. It's just too damn simple.
That's like asking someone to mash X to advance the story, FOR THE WHOLE GAME.
That's like asking someone to mash X to advance the story, FOR THE WHOLE GAME.
Will someone other than Jim be reviewing this game? I can see it getting a on billion out of one hundred score from him.
Will someone other than Jim be reviewing this game? I can see it getting a on billion out of then score from him.
For someone with a 'fiance' you sure talk about masturbation alot Jim.
Also, I think it's a great idea. It doesn't hurt the core demographic as they can just ignore it. It brings people into the genre who otherwise would not have been interested. And it sells more copies of the game, helping the publisher and developer.
EVERYBODY WINS
Also, I think it's a great idea. It doesn't hurt the core demographic as they can just ignore it. It brings people into the genre who otherwise would not have been interested. And it sells more copies of the game, helping the publisher and developer.
EVERYBODY WINS
For someone with a 'fiance' you sure talk about masturbation alot Jim.
Also, I think it's a great idea. It doesn't hurt the core demographic as they can just ignore it. It brings people into the genre who otherwise would not have been interested. And it sells more copies of the game, helping the publisher and developer.
EVERYBODY WINS!
Also, I think it's a great idea. It doesn't hurt the core demographic as they can just ignore it. It brings people into the genre who otherwise would not have been interested. And it sells more copies of the game, helping the publisher and developer.
EVERYBODY WINS!
For someone with a 'fiance' you sure talk about masturbation alot Jim.
Also, I think it's a great idea. It doesn't hurt the core demographic as they can just ignore it. It brings people into the genre who otherwise would not have been interested. And it sells more copies of the game, helping the publisher and developer.
EVERYBODY WINS!
Also, I think it's a great idea. It doesn't hurt the core demographic as they can just ignore it. It brings people into the genre who otherwise would not have been interested. And it sells more copies of the game, helping the publisher and developer.
EVERYBODY WINS!
Thank God I won't need to worry about coating my controller in bleach smelling frosting. My 360's D-pad is already unresponsive out of the box, I don't need the thumbsticks to follow suit.
"For someone with a 'fiance' you sure talk about masturbation alot Jim."
The 'fiance' became a 'wife' almost a year ago.
The 'fiance' became a 'wife' almost a year ago.
Can't say I'll be using it (honest!), but it's a nice idea for them to have put in. There are too many games that refuse to put in easy/hard modes.
Can't wait for the hands-on at London Expo. Finally the event's worth going to, and all it's taken is one stripping woman.
Can't wait for the hands-on at London Expo. Finally the event's worth going to, and all it's taken is one stripping woman.
Although most gaming journalists who heard and reported this news today likely had your same thought, Jim. Note that nearly everyone else listened to that over-riding voice in their head that said, "nope, you really shouldn't go there in writing up this post -- not now, not ever . . ." I guess I give you points for going there . . . but damn man, did you really have to go into such explicit detail, complete with descriptive asimiles and flowery prose? I'll be having nightmares about your "public marshland" for days.
Why is it that when Nintendo announced this for their title, everyone was all "well fuck nintendo, I buy games to PLAY" and yet Bayonetta gets praise?
It isn't exactly innovation though, I played DMC3 one-handed back on the ps2, when I had a girlfriend who liked to ring me up a lot. (the other hand was on my mobile)
It isn't exactly innovation though, I played DMC3 one-handed back on the ps2, when I had a girlfriend who liked to ring me up a lot. (the other hand was on my mobile)
Shoulda made the game left handed...
Most of the population will be... putting their more dominate hand to better(?) use...
Most of the population will be... putting their more dominate hand to better(?) use...
I think this is great news actually
that way I can still see the game to completion if I get stuck (though I'll try to play it on the normal difficulty)
that way I can still see the game to completion if I get stuck (though I'll try to play it on the normal difficulty)
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