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Bayonetta posters get totally naked photo

I wish we could get posters this awesome. Today in Shinjuku and Shibuya, Sega put up some Bayonetta posters that feature a rather alluring young lady with her sensitive portions covered in hair. The catch? The lady was covered in fliers that had to be removed by pedestrians. Yeah, it took less than a day for the Japanese public to strip the posters bare, revealing this unclad little minx to the world.

A poster that you almost literally undress is quite fitting for Bayonetta, a game being sold on its sex appeal. And why not? The gameplay itself is absolutely fantastic, and if Sega has to show off a little skin to get the game to sell, so be it. I can't exactly blame the publisher when it's just responding to what an audience wants. So long as this excellent game gets into the hands of as many people as possible, they can throw around all the tits and arse they like. 

You know what they say -- the rear end justifies the means.

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Toucan Rider's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:47
Toucan Rider
if only sega released nudes. If only..
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:47
Xzyliac
I've been with you on the Bayonetta love train thus far Jim but I gotta say her facial expressions in those pictures look awkward. Maybe it's just because I find posing incredibly fake and unattractive.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:50
GoldenGamerXero
Techmo's wall-boobs still win.
player66's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:50
player66
I think this is the first time I've seen a gratuitous lady pic on D-Toid that's actually relevant and newsworthy. Oh yeah and these Bayonetta ads are f-ing hot!
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:50
Tarvu
You mean girls don't lie around like that all the time!?
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:53
Tarvu
player66 is a spy.
KIDA26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:02
KIDA26
Jim's boner for this game knows no bounds.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:20
Shin Oni
Where's the HD version of this poster?

I need something to fap to until Jan guys.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:28
Tarvu
Fapping over that one image for two months can't possibly be healthy.

Do it.
zer0faults's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:28
zer0faults
Something about guns on shoes that makes me think this game is just stupid. I wonder if it was a guy, would reviewers still be in love? Maybe they should disclose their marital status before proceeding with the review.
Mark T Sedita's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:30
Mark T Sedita
am i the only one who finds this kinda gross?

i mean dont get me wrong i love tna
but her hair wraps down her ass crack and around her leg
ew
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:40
dj-anon
Man, that tiny head gives me the creeps.
player66's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:45
player66
@tarvu How did you guess? As excited as I am for this game, my wife tells me it's lame. Her reductive comment, "It's just a female, Devil May Cry".
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 13:33
DinnertimeNinja
I was thinking the other day, with over 2 months left until release, do you think Sega will try to get the PS3 port up to snuff at all during that time?

I mean, Famitsu still gave the PS3 version a 38/40 which regardless of technical issues is a great score.

Two months is more than enough time to regain those two points, guys. Hell, you could probably even do some damage control and show off the improvements on the port to the press.

THERE'S STILL TIME, SEGA! MAKE IT HAPPEN!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:20
atastysammich

Naaaakeeeed!
Baleur's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:28
Baleur
I wish the ingame character looked as female as the posters, rather than some shemale with a huge package between the legs XD XD
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:39
Timstuff
Apparently, Bayonetta is 11 heads tall. In art, about 7-8 heads tall is considered the ideal. That's a lot of woman.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:01
Electrium
They're lucky I don't live in Japan, I would definitely steal that. =P
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:26
GuitarAtomik
Awwwwww yeeeeaaahhh
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:29
Nicojay2
Pose is a bit weird but otherwise I find that to be quite tasteful.
Personally I fear for the quality of the game but remain hopeful.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:37
Occams electric toothbrush
I bet when Bayonetta isn't being a jacked off to video game character she just sits on her couch in sweat pants and watches dvd's.
Shulamm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 06:52
Shulamm
Less than a day? What has happened with japanese perverts? In the good times, it'd last covered less than an hour
demethos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 11:59
demethos
That looks like some weird NRA ad featuring Sarah Palin.
demethos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 12:10
demethos
...and where the hell does she keep the extra ammo? OH, I see.
jack01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2010 20:13
jack01
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