Those of you with Japanese Xbox Live/PSN accounts really should have played the (astounding) Bayonetta demo by now, but the rest of you need not feel left out. A new gallery of screens has captured some of the titular heroine's sexiest moves, and you better believe they are being saved forever in my secret wank folder.
Bayonetta's magical hair wraps around her body and acts like clothing. The hair is also used in a variety of attacks, able to form fists, boots and huge monsters. The beauty of this system is that every time Bayonetta pulls off a combo, she loses her clothes. The more impressive the move, the more naked she gets. It's genius on a fiendish level.
Take a look at the awesome pictures, which include crotch shots, swaying hips and bare arsecheeks. Also, stay tuned to Destructoid because we have a full video of the demo in action (and me kicking the game's arse) coming soon!
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3:00 PM on 10.08.2009
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.... yeah your right
I friggen love this demo. They follow through on the crazy action AND keep her fucking HOT the entire time
Stop masturbating, Jim.
Jim.
I played the PS3 version this morning and it runs perfectly. I have not one single graphic or gameplay bitch about the PS3 version. I do use a big-ass SDTV though so I don't know how it stands up on HD
Also who wants to bet money there'll be a user mod/patch to get rid of that hair whirlwind in less than a month?
Jim talked about that here http://www.destructoid.com/here-s-bayonetta-running-on-a-ps3-151188.phtml
Agreed. I dunno...between those glasses and the cascade of bouffant hair, I'm getting a Sarah Palin vibe off of Bayonetta.
Well, let us know when you try it out.
And I love me some pellets
And all should be inspired and awed by what she does to finish off bosses.
Some people need it.
I don't know why but something tells me that no matter how anime the game is Nintendo has enough adult-oriented Wii stuff to justify this TnA Hack 'n Slash.
*downloading*
my beard grows to my toes,
i never wears no clothes,
i wraps my hair
around my bare,
and down the road i goes.
-shel silverstein
i also meant to commend you on the use good show!
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo...
Itagaki's kicking himself for not coming up with this game first.
And I take it there isn't any REAL nudity in this game, just teasing?
It's M rated, guys. Do whatever you want, come on.