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With Bayonetta out in Japan, Sega can finally concentrate on saturating the West with video trailers and promotional chicanery. Here's the first trailer, a new video that shows off the weapons and combos in Platinum Games' over-the-top action title. It really is an awesome game.

Of course, the quality of the game and what you do in it doesn't matter. What does matter is that Bayonetta's head is allegedly too small for her body. You may continue to make those baseless and untrue accusations while I continue to build my filthy, stained, slightly worrying Bayonetta shrine in the cupboard.








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Fiat Mediocrity's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 08:55
Fiat Mediocrity
Her neck is still giraffe-like in nature and her spine has an abnormal curvature to it.
Sanious's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 08:56
Sanious
Damnit, I can't wait for this game. I might need to take off work for a bit to recover from awesomeness that will be Bayonetta.
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 09:01
gore on the floor
Why is Bayonetta the only videogame character whose proportions people give a fuck about?
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 09:10
Drack48
Sooo awesome, here's a question I hadn't thought of. Is this fixed camera angles ala GOW and DMC or Ninja Gadien style frustration? Anyone know? Looks like fixed, which I prefer for this type of game.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 09:13
Xzyliac
Purty.
roboticheartache's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 09:16
roboticheartache
I think i've played through the demo 2382328328 times. i really cant wait for this to drop.
PKNugget's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 09:27
PKNugget
Me see giant chainsaw?! Me impressed. No boobage to speak of in this trailer though. Even more impressive.
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 09:56
moominsean
waiting for the generic comic book tie-in.

game looks decent if the control scheme works.
Stephanie Shih's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 10:14
Stephanie Shih
Hm, I wonder how she manages to use those firearms on her feet.. does she have fingers at her ankles or do they go off when she thrusts her legs?
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 10:17
Trebz
English voice-overs FTW.
chumpslayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 10:41
chumpslayer
Can't wait until 1st quarter spring 2010. It's too bad so many developers couldn't compete with call of duty and simply conceded defeat. Otherwise i'd be playing so many other games.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 10:41
Genki-JAM
Bayonetta's moan.. oh DAMN.. brb, need clean pants.
bluerei's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 10:46
bluerei
@Jim

I think people are just so used to imperfection, that they believe Bayonetta is disproportionate. But no – I would say every woman who doesn't look like Bayonetta has short necks, big heads and no curves. THEY are the disproportionate ones, and they should be treated as such. Also, hair bikinis.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 12:03
TheStripe
The video player sucks. It sucked before, it sucks even more after I have to watch the same fucking ad fifteen times. Once before, once after? Can't you guys host on Youtube?
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 12:38
Ball Buster
All the hate for Bayonetta just because of sex appeal is missing the point- that's all just an added bonus. The gameplay looks rock-solid from any angle, even if you replaced the character with a pile of cardboard boxes instead of a gunslinging MILF witch.

This game really can't come out soon enough.
blindskate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 12:41
blindskate
i love that they're still marketting things to north americans with british voice talent.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2009 22:55
Aziel13
I just keep filling the cup
next paycheck goes towards the reserve
Valthonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2009 08:29
Valthonis
@TheStripe: Hear hear! Viddler is killing your content with ad spam, Destructoid, and the natives are restless. I'm more than willing to view ads to help support such a great community, but Viddler's ads are starting to make folks reluctant to even click on videos because of the unskipable and annoyingly repetitive adverts.

That said, this game is looking insanely fun.
jack01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2010 20:04
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