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Bayonetta demo coming October 8 (and I'll come too) photo

Bayonetta (the game I want to be inside), will be delivering a demo to the eager masses (and the eager mass in my pants) on October 8 (sexual intercourse). So far, the demo date has been announced on Japanese blog Andria Sang, but we're pretty sure it'll hit the US and Europe around same date, if not a few days after. We're double checking, just to be definite. Either way, it's nothing a quick Japanese account won't fix.

Interestingly, the Xbox 360 and PS3 demos will be different. Both demos will include a tutorial and The Angel's Metropolis stage. The 360 demo, however, will get a second stage, Falling Clock Tower, thrown into the bargain. It really seems that PS3 owners have been getting the short end of the stick ever since this game had been developed. 

Doesn't matter to me, though. Not committing yourself to simply one console is so awesome, is it not?








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DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:02
DaedHead8
I haven't been as hyped for Bayonetta as the rest of you fine folk, but I'll certainly try the demo. Who knows, maybe it will sway me.
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:08
JustLikeBuck
We'll demand a video diary of you playing, seeing how long you can play without reaching for the kleenex ;)

I still think a hair suit is a bit sick :|
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:10
EternalDeathSlayer
Not committing yourself to one console is indeed awesome.

Can't wait to play the demo on the 360 then.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:10
Chronic Logic
BIAS! The devs hate PS3 people.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:14
Jim Sterling
"I still think a hair suit is a bit sick :|"

To be fair, it's hair from her head, I think. It's not like, a suit of body hair. That would indeed be fucking dreadful.

Mind you ... I quite like Amanda Palmer.
XGC TheDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:20
XGC TheDude
The headline made me feel uncomfortable but having multiple consoles makes me feel good it's like I'm getting my bayonetta shaft stroked while someone is licking my uncharted 2 beta hole!
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:25
Sexualchocolate
So, do you reckon Microsoft paid for more of a demo?

Or did the devs just decide to screw PS3 users out of a level?

Because either way it's a bit petty and a fucking shitty thing to do. There's no need for such pathetic shit. I smell MS dollars myself.

But I'm not too bothered about Bayonetta, perhaps the demo will do it's job on me, but I'm pretty busy with Demon's Souls and Scribblenauts right now, not to mention uncharted in like 2 weeks.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:36
Jim Sterling
Sexualchocolate:

None of the above. Platinum is working on the Xbox 360 version and Sega is porting it. The 360 is the lead platform for this game (every game has a lead) so it's natural Platinum is able to do things sooner and more efficiently on one platform. It just happens to be the 360 in this case.

I don't think there's anything vindictive about it.
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:37
Steel Brotha
@ Sexualchocolate
i heard you say DEMON'S SOULS!!!!
that means you gotta add me on PSN. Steel_Brotha.
Do it now we'll kick some Demon Ass next tuesday.
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:44
Steel Brotha
I really can't say that I care for Bayonetta. It's coming out in January and that's my "money stockpiling month" I gotta get ready for God of War 3,FFXIII, and like 3 other games I can't remember. Sorry but I think i'll pass on Devil May Cry: Tits Edition
Your Moms Hot Lover's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:47
Your Moms Hot Lover
I'd be stoked for Bayonetta if it weren't for the fact that the main character reminds me of Sarah Palin. Garr.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:47
Jon B
Fappity fap fap fap. I do find it strange that the PSN demo is shorter however, regardless of whether it's a different porting team to the main dev team. Surely it would just be an issue of including the next map as well, right?
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:57
Magesx
For the record, not all of us can afford to not commit ourselves to only one console, Jim.
TONX's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 08:58
TONX
You'd think that with stiff competition like NG2Sigma, GOW3 and Dante's Inferno coming out on the PS3, Sega would throw PS3 owners a frickin bone by making the demo at least identical. Whatev's.
otakunoise's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:12
otakunoise
the first screen shot for the playstation 3 version on that blog admittedly has me a little worried.
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:13
Jaren Face
I tried the demo at this year Toronto Fan Expo... four different times. After each encounter I told myself "I can't wait until this hits the marketplace to play again".

The extra level doesn't hurt either. Though it is a pretty shady thing to do to PS3 owners, Metropolis is a blast to play on its own.
dolson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:26
dolson
I'll buy a 360 when the price is equivalent to the value, or when there's more than one game I really must play on it.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:32
Sexualchocolate
Thanks Jim, but like Jon B says, why not just include the next map too? Surely it's been/being ported for the full Ps3 version?

I dunno, seems like a bit more one-up-man-ship from MS.

Steel_Brotha - will do! I'm on most days so I'll add you and we can harvest some souls. (apologies in advance for thread hijacking) Demon's Souls is so fucking awesome! - I've had it since Monday and I'm deeply addicted already. I can't get enough!

It's a real stay-up-late-and-be-late-for-work-everyday kinda game!

My GOTY for sure!
Amnesiac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:34
Amnesiac
Dear Sega:

If you fuck up the PS3 version of this game, I will come to Japan and firebomb your offices. I will then castrate every member of the team that developed the shitty port. This is not a threat, it's a promise.

Sincerely,
Amnesiac
WormFOODx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:42
WormFOODx
Ok, so someone tell me, is there really as much nudity as the screenshot above suggests?

Please? :)
Shulamm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:43
Shulamm
Is she menstruating in that picture? Or maybe it's a special bloody attack? Can she control her own fluids like she does with her hair? What a world of possibilities...
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:43
Jim Sterling
Sexualchocolate:

There's every chance that level just doesn't exist for PS3 yet, or isn't up to scratch. Having a publisher port a version for a developer is certainly a unique situation. I simply think in the case of Bayonetta, it's more about logistics than money or politics.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:48
Xzyliac
For referencing Amanda Palmer Sterling is my new favorite.

Step it up Nick!
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 09:55
Ganjookie
It would be nice to play this on the Wii, so I just need one hand

/rimshot
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 10:15
AdamantiumHip
Between this and Borderlands, Destructoid is championing quite a few games that look mediocre.

I mean this is devil may cry with a chick, and a less coherant story. Nothing more or less. Borderlands is boasting so much about it's guns that you haven't even stopped to wonder why it's not mentioning any other aspect.But again, put in shiny new graphics and it's suddenly AAA.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 10:37
Chris Carter
@AdamantiumHip
It won a lot of awards at E3, including my site's "Game of the Convention". A lot of people who played it really, really enjoyed it.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 10:38
AceFlibble
Hopefully this will come out on the 8th, if not the demo is going to be playable at London Expo too so I'll be grabbing some alone time with it then anyway.

Most anticipated title of 2009? For me, anyway.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 10:39
Jim Sterling
"Between this and Borderlands, Destructoid is championing quite a few games that look mediocre."

Thing is, we're not judging those games based on how they "look." We've played both of them and love them.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 10:52
AdamantiumHip
Fair enough Jim. I suppose I don't really get why a reskinned devil may cry and a game that's from a B list developer are getting so much love, but I guess I may change my mind when or if I get to play them.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 11:13
Roryzilla
To me it does seem like devil may cry, so i'll have to get my hands on it to see what's up.

Borderlands looks golden though.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 11:40
HiddenAHB
I can only handle a few over the top action games for each generation.
I think Bayonetta will be one of the chosen of this gen.
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 11:47
Draconianviper
Either way, I'll give the demo a shot at least. Is it me or is her head on backwards in that shot? That is one creepy ability to have but I guess I can understand now why you're so hot for her Jim...heh.
thenooby1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 12:03
thenooby1
I am very down. I hope it is better than DMC 4. I have faith in Platinum games.
GWT's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 12:42
GWT
[Obligatory mention of doing terrible things to Bayonetta here.]
[Obligatory "fap fap fap" here]

It doesn't affect me if the demo is Japan only or Worldwide or Argentina exclusive thought, what being in Afghanistan and all that. I still won't touch it until late december at the earliest.
Epicsm1ley's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 13:17
Epicsm1ley
now i got a demo to download
well atleast il delete my forza 3 demo it disapointed me a it
but it had nice graphics
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:21
Kalmah
I love how easy it is to simply make a Japanese account and download it regardless of where I am. Demo should be interesting, I've been meaning to see what you are SO over Mr. Sterling.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:37
Corak
I'm withholding my opinion until I actually see the game and play it for myself, T&A isn't enough to sway my purchase by itself. I can get that for free on the web at anytime.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 21:50
hpv
Least interesting game of the year? Probably not. Least interesting one that anyone is talking about? Definitely.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 23:10
The Amazing Shenazin
oh awesome 100%, I'll definitely have to check that out since the full game isn't coming out for a while
kquaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 15:35
kquaker
Looks good. But what is this i hear about Bayonetta's suit being made from her hair?

http://gizmoelectronics.blogspot.com/
http://www.stophighcosts.com
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