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Not a franchise I'd expect to have a novel in correlation with it. If it's a good book though, it doesn't matter.
In it there will be a subplot about an elite force known as Origin taking down, long time terrorist group Steam to save the day.
"I shot that guy" said Lance Guntown.
"You would have been more accurate had you aimed down your sights" sighed Sgt. Pushup
"Look out!" exclaimed Lance, "that building is fucking collapsing!"
"Jihad!" surmised the generic "Arab."
"You would have been more accurate had you aimed down your sights" sighed Sgt. Pushup
"Look out!" exclaimed Lance, "that building is fucking collapsing!"
"Jihad!" surmised the generic "Arab."
Really?!... a 400 page "novel" about a FPS. A 400 word paragrah would be overkill for such a game...but whatever, im not gonna hate. I am waiting for the anime series, full motion picture and action figures.
I can't hate since I LOVED the Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate 2, and Planescape Torment novelizations. I think some universes lend themselves to this sort of thing better than others, so that is my only real comment here: that I don't think this is the best audience for a 400-pg novel. :-P
"Johnny Patriot gripped his M16 tightly as he took cover behind debris in the middle of the street of that unnamed middle easternesque town. They were under fire.
Again.
'Johnny, remember your training, hold left trigger to aim down the sight!' Sgt. Countryman screamed back at him as he fired his big gun ineffectually towards the enemy.
Holding down left trigger Johnny scanned for targets, took a deep breath and held it by clicking the right stick, and finally pulled the right trigger."
Again.
'Johnny, remember your training, hold left trigger to aim down the sight!' Sgt. Countryman screamed back at him as he fired his big gun ineffectually towards the enemy.
Holding down left trigger Johnny scanned for targets, took a deep breath and held it by clicking the right stick, and finally pulled the right trigger."
Suddenly, a group of jihadists came from an alley on his right and took cover behind a bus that was previously blown up by Spc. Noobtube.
Lt. DevilDawg who instantly recognized the classic soviet made pincer-attack quickly ordered Cpl. Ramirez to move his M249 on the right flank and suppress the enemy position.
Lt. DevilDawg who instantly recognized the classic soviet made pincer-attack quickly ordered Cpl. Ramirez to move his M249 on the right flank and suppress the enemy position.
The squad hoisted their wounded and continued down the decimated street, a funeral procession of the damned.
"We have to get to rally point Bravo!" yelled Cpl. Shootsman.
Checking his Boost Mobile GPS app, PFC. Snuggledream exclaimed: "we gotta take a left off the street into the next alley! That will get us to the rally point!"
Tearing through the alley, the squad rounded a corner to almost create a human 10-car pile up. They had hit a wall.
"This shouldn't be here!" queefed PFC Snuggledream.
Lance Guntown back a few steps away from the wall and his jaw dropped. The wall was made of millions of tiny 1's and 0's. Scrawled on the wall was the message: "$15 for DLCzorz!! Lawl! Fuk ur life!"
"We have to get to rally point Bravo!" yelled Cpl. Shootsman.
Checking his Boost Mobile GPS app, PFC. Snuggledream exclaimed: "we gotta take a left off the street into the next alley! That will get us to the rally point!"
Tearing through the alley, the squad rounded a corner to almost create a human 10-car pile up. They had hit a wall.
"This shouldn't be here!" queefed PFC Snuggledream.
Lance Guntown back a few steps away from the wall and his jaw dropped. The wall was made of millions of tiny 1's and 0's. Scrawled on the wall was the message: "$15 for DLCzorz!! Lawl! Fuk ur life!"
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