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Batman tries to steal a PS3 in Hawaii photo

Sony is leading the market in absolutely insane and violent people that will stop at nothing to obtain their console (except of actually pay for it). The latest oddball crime comes from the lovely island of Kona, Hawaii where a man reportedly jumped out of his SUV and attempted to beat up two brothers with a baseball bat to no avail, then sped off in his batmobile while his license tags were noted. What an idiot. One guy's arm received massive damage but they got to keep their console. If they do manage to lock him up, it gives a whole new meaning to Play: B3yond doesn't it? Press release follows:

Posted: Monday, January 1st, 2007 6:56 AM HST


Police investigate attempted PS3 theft

By Associated Press


KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii (AP) _ A man hit a 26-year-old with a baseball bat and demanded that he hand over his PlayStation 3 video game console.

Police say the attacker got out of his sport utility vehicle and hit the victim in the left arm with the bat.

The victim's 16-year-old brother was able to take the bat away from the attacker, who then returned to his S-U-V and drove away.

Big Island police say they are investigating the crime, and they have the vehicle's license plate number.

The victim complained of pain in his left arm but refused further treatment.

The PlayStation 3 costs between 499 dollars and 599 dollars and has been in short supply nationwide.

(Copyright 2006 Associated Press. All rights reserved)








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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 14:36
Darren Nakamura
He should just buy one on eBay. From me, preferably.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 14:58
Cruds
Nothing Magnum can't solve. Kinda sad innit? Goin to jail for a system that has no interesting games yet.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:01
Aaron Mxy Yost
Did they keep the bat used to beat them down? That totally should get ebayed.
rjtownsend's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:03
rjtownsend
Common, batman would only steal for a good reason. Maybe he stole it for more needy kids in a homeless shelter.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:05
JamesSorensen
it's GTA4, someone get some pics for screenshots
stagl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:07
stagl
massive damage jokes will never be old in my book. neither are fart jokes. MORE FART JOKES, NIERO!
scubabbl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:17
scubabbl
Kailua-Kona is a town on the island of Hawaii, also known as teh Big Island, in the state of Hawaii.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:30
Gamechamp
Oh, wow.

But, wait, were they just walking around with a PS3 in their hands? Isn't that a bit unsafe?
Vyruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 15:52
Vyruz
1 out of 8 actually stoot in line to play a PS3.
the rest? all people looking for a profit.
who's sony aiming for?
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 18:33
Oni
I think it's funny that a 16-year-old managed to grab the bat off of the 26-year-old assailant. That's going to go over well in jail.

"So, you hit this kid w/ a bat? And you didn't get a PS3 out of the deal? Did you at least inflict massive damage?"

"No, his 16-year-old brother managed to wrangle the bat out of my hands before I could inflict massive damage."

"Looks like you dropped your soap there . . . ."
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 18:57
thisissami
lol!
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2007 19:44
generaldane
all this for a console with a buch of crappy games *shakes head*
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2007 01:42
michiyoyoshiku
I bet these are all staged crimes by sony to try and increase demand for the PS3.

The victims and attackers are all actors being well paid for this.

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