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Banned in Britain: Kane & Lynch ad joins the ranks of banned game promotion photo

The Advertising Standards Authority has once again reared its ugly head to bar yet another videogame ad campaign. Both Burnout and Stranglehold advertising has previously been suppressed in Britain following complaints from easily offended busybodies, and now it's the turn of Kane & Lynch to bite the dust.

The ASA used its old standby reasoning, accusing Eidos' press and TV ads as "likely to be seen as condoning and glorifying real violence" and that they were "likely to cause serious or widespread offence." It followed this up by stating that the commercials were "graphic and too shocking to be seen in any medium." Funny how the game itself is still quite legal then ... and has been out for months without upsetting anybody (from a content, not a gameplay standpoint).

Of course, with a game like Kane & Lynch, it could be argued that any attempt to suppress knowledge of its existence could only be an act of mercy and graciousness, but even so, the tendency of the British public to go whining and complaining about posters and commercials is ridiculous. It's not just games, either. You'd be amazed (or not) at the amount of stupid, ridiculous garbage that my fellow countrymen like to complain about. Watching an old episode of Points of View shows a fine example of people who have so much time on their hands, they will write in to a TV station to complain about a rude word or a comedy show that makes light of dog death (true example).

I really wish those bubble-wrapped pussies weren't catered to. Channel 4 and Channel 5, two stations that aired the adverts, even went to so far as to apologize for causing any potential distress. 

Stop apologizing, stop bending over backwards to please these twits, and tell them to grow the f*ck up.








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broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:02
broonor
They're really trying to help stop us from actually playing this game, under the guise of "decency".

Or at least, I can only hope.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:03
B-Radicate
The British should consider themselves lucky. It shoulda been banned here, too, only 'cause it sucked so bad.

Zing.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:05
wardrox
Oh please they made the ad's knowing they would be banned or cause this kinda of controversy. Far more people will now see them on YouTube.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:09
Revolt in Colour
Jesus Christ, you people are going crazy over there.

And I thought the Midwest was bad.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:14
MrSadistic
Well that's a shame... well not really seeing the game wasn't that great, but whatever. Pansies ruin everything.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:18
Cowboy TTop
More crap from the nanny state police. Utterly ridiclous.

From what I remember of the trailer, it was no different than what you'd see for an action film. This is just more bleeding heart double standards to play up to politicians and whingers.

I know the game wasn't the best, but I would like to see Eidos man up and say something about this. I'm sure the ad followed all those rules, by the same nuts that passed it around launch, even being broadcast at a decent later hour.

A u-turn after six or seven months like this is dumb, and make the ASA look even worse.

So come on Eidos, come out and defend your game.
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:28
BlackSunEmpire
Im offended you would post this Jim, without the use of the word cunts and with only one fuck that was strangely censored, I hope to see a retraction and apology by tomorrow.

I once read a letter to a local magazine that complained because the teenagers in a relationship on a soap opera were not having sex, and that was unrealistic. What they wanted the magazine to do about it I have no idea. Especially since the soap wasn't even made in this country.

And yes, I like to read letters in magazines and newspapers, its a sick fascination I have, kind of like listening to talk(back) radio, but far slower, and with (slightly) more radicalism and idiocy.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:28
Jim Sterling
"A u-turn after six or seven months like this is dumb, and make the ASA look even worse."

This is what the ASA does. It doesn't screen ads before they go out, its job seems to be to take them down after the fact, when about ten people have moaned loudly enough.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:32
Sharpless
I was always surprised that these never caused any controversy. It's laughable that it takes them this long to notice stuff like this. "It evidently hasn't caused any trouble for the past few months, but now that we've noticed it, better ban it!"
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:04
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Why the hell are they still advertising this? It failed already!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:06
Cheeburga
GOD DAMMIT KAYNE! FUCKITY FUCK FUCKIN FUCK
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:54
njsykora
The BBC did a thing on the news website last year about the complaints the ASA get. According to that roughly 4% of the complaints they get are upheld. Most of the complaints they get are just down to OAPs going into the 'OMGTEHGAYYY!!!!!1' mentality too often seen outside the internet.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:00
NightDehumidifier
What does Brits know, they banned toothpaste and non-pretentous television.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:32
Kalmah
The Brits are out of control! I think we need to send the troops over there for another -4,000 casualties... er... I mean to bring order back.
Pagster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:36
Pagster
@NightDehumidifier

English for starters. It seems you could do with a refresher course if the beginning of that sentence is anything to go by!

Who cares if they banned an ad for a crud game? Not every instance of a game and/or game related item/ad calls for us all to shout "N0 WAI WTF?"

To many times people on this site act like they've had some great piece of art denied them becuase "splatter guts gore 7" has been denied them, or has had been cut.

Maybe i'm preaching to the perverted here but at the end of the day these are games, and the best ones always make it through, so who cares if they ban the odd ad for being overly violent? Good job i say, as most people old enough to play the game probably dont rely on tv ads to sell it to them anyway, and it avoids flak from people who dont play games and whose only interaction with them is seeing ads like said banned one and getting a blinkered view of them.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:52
-PL-
I think Kane and Lynch has gotten more advertising through controversy alone than actual legitimate advertising.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:34
Teen Idol
I liked this game. The online was annoying and boring, but the game was awesome. The ads were pretty cool too.
protomark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 00:43
protomark
i dunno what to think about this. it's not a particularly good game, and the advertisement, even being what it is, doesn't have much merit on an artistic level.
sure, censorship and suppression of information is pretty fucked, but frankly, would you want to look at a terrible kane & lynch ad every time you go outside?
Axle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 03:38
Axle
Surely one of the benchmarks of nay democracy is the right to reply? If any of you dislike something written about gaming, or an action taken, don't you think it would be better to approach (write/email/call) the institution involved rather than bitching about it on a blog that only gamers read?

Write to a paper, contact the BBC, do something, but if it pisses you off STOP WHINING AND GET SOME DIRECT ACTION!
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 04:22
Cowboy TTop
It doesn't trouble me personally, as i never purchased the game. Regardless of whether the game is good or bad, all I'm saying is that its just another whipping boy day for the do gooders, and more importantly a matter of principal and unfairness.

What I do find funny, from some of you guys is this, 'why should one game get persecuted, while another doesn't attitude'. Is Burnout more or less justified than Kane and Lynch for this crap (not on the basis of being good or bad games, but by just being games)? You should be either for games as a whole and an industry, or against them and games, with the pitch forked witch hunters. You can't really be on both sides of it.

I can only speak for myself, so each to their own and whatever.
heatshock's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 07:50
heatshock
I remember seeing that ad in a couple of places and thinking it was extremely distasteful. I had a similar reaction to those disgusting Hitman ads a couple of years back. I think banning things is stupid, but I'm not a huge fan of advertising that panders to people's lowest power fantasies, either.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 09:03
Velt
Well, it did upset gamespot.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 10:13
brad drac
Doubleplus good news, chaps. Hopefully this will stop fullwise goodthinkers from ownlife in our dear Airstrip One. I bellyfeel how much they care for us.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 16:12
HarassmentPanda
Man, whenever I went to Europe I loved watching the commercials. You guys seem to have way more interesting/risqué commercials than we get in the US.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 02:03
Bob Muir
Wow, Europe sure loves banning stuff for fun.
Juggalette's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2008 07:57
Juggalette
I l ♥ oved Kane an lynch two short thou.I beat it in two days.
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