Yup, Bang Bang Kids is a real WiiWare title and it's sure to make Chad Concelmo and Colette Bennett pee themselves with laughter on the next RetroforceGO!
So the name is pretty bad, right? Well it gets worse. Bang Bang Kids is a game about kids getting each other wet ... Okay, so none of this is really all that bad. I just have an extremely dirty mind.
Hudson's Bang Bang Kids is a first person shooter with squirt guns. You'll have multiple types of squirt guns including a sniper rifle gun (what), as well as an assortment of other weapons. There's going to be two-player split screen and the game will work with the Wii Zapper.
There's more information in the trailer that you can find out for yourself after the break, if you understand Japanese that is. I don't, so I'm just going to continue to let my mind think about ... about, um, Big Bang Mini for the Nintendo DS. Yup, that game sure is some banging fun!
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Oh god, this looks like the worst game ever, but I'd get it just to say "Hey, wanna play Bang Bang Kids on my Wii?". This is the greatest thing to hit Wiiware, ever.
What a shame, o thought that you're finally going to play as homicidal pedofile and than Dtoid appears and destroys all you hopes and dreams.
Thanks guys, thanks a lot.
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6:00 AM on 05.16.2009
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Next RetroforceGO: 3 hours of Chad laughing! XD
Thanks guys, thanks a lot.
But there's bound to be a mod based around that someday, then you can let your mind go into its dirty thinking process.