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BAN THIS SICK FILTH! New 'Explore the Void' image offends


5:00 AM on 09.02.2009
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God, what happened? Up until now, the updates on explorethevoid.com have been powerfully, but tastefully erotic. When the site first unveiled itself, I became so overwhelmed with lust that I almost needed to be locked up by Tracy Ullman (link NSFW). A big part of that boner-quake came from the way the site handled its explicit content. All the really dirty stuff was obscured from being seen directly, like in a classic bird-burlesque show. That's the kind of tease that gets you going, but doesn't make you feel guilty about it.

The second image (which debuted on Monday) started to push the boundaries of class a bit, but remained modest enough to keep me from feeling like I was looking at (ick) pornography. That's all been ruined with Tuesday's update. Apparently the days of "using your imagination" and "showing just enough skin to make them wonder" are over, replaced with some of the most depraved, vulgar, hardcore sexual imagery I've ever seen (and that's saying a lot, considering I work on the internet). With this update, explorethevoid.com has gone from being as raucously sexy, but decidedly upscale tome of erotica, to an outright deviant and borderline illegal bastion of filth and depravity.

If you're turned on by the image above, you're a bad person and I hate you. That said, if you say you're not turned on by the image above, you're lying to yourself and will never be truly happy. Denial is the ultimate sign of weakness, my friend. Either accept your gross, bad, and gross sexual needs, or give up on ever enjoying life.

Again, I hate you.

 






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... What?
I'm ....

This, does not....

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE MAN!

Have you lost all reason? Do NOT show that filth on this website.

P.S. WTF is going on here? Maybe some explanation would shed some light, this is just seems to be a purely gibberish post.
FAP FAP FAP!
What is going on o_O?!
Damn this shit gets me off so hard. I don't have to go to Red Tube with Destructoid posting all this hardcore action.

Look at those two sets of titties on the right... Giggity
Hnnnnnnnggggggg
Imagination is for 13 year olds in the 50's. This is the internetz bitch. Bring on the filth!
eh...whats going on here?
You guys are SICK!
As internet user you're used to hardcore pornography and in this here I don't see anything.
I'm going to hate myself for fapping to this. Oh, fuck, there ya go, look what you made me do. LOOK!
I... don't see what you did there.
NSFW!
*fapfapfap*
Are they paying you to do this?
I masturbated to it, but didn't like it, what does that make me???
@Super Drybones: Maybe gay.
ummmmmmmmmmm............. 'kay
Meanwhile, my nuts have entered into a geosynchronous orbit.
Downright outrageous.
ehm...don't know what he wants..seriously....
Meh. I'd still hit it.

Is that what 'the kids' still say?
@ ParaParaKing
Someone on the internet finally called me gay, I'm Accepted Yay. Now to troll sites about topics i don't care about, next stop kotaku. Whahahahahahahahaha
I'd hit it like the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs
I'd hit it...with a crowbar.
Holmes, are you horny right now?
....hmmm... must be a guy thing. Then again, seeing a light switch being turned on is an erotic thing for some guys too.
I am so god damn confused right now.

@Elsa

Your comment reminded me of this:
LOL! Daedhead! Yup, that it explains it!
... now if someone can explain those pictures... then again, maybe I really don't want to know!
@elsa we need to encourage him to tell us what the fuck is going on here not the other way round
I am confuzzled?
I am very, very, very confused. Maybe my brain is too small, but this... Itm akes no sense. Can I have an explanation?

Or is it... a troll?
I'd explore her void, if ya know what I mean.
I think someone found out how do do what Jim does, without sick filth.
Good show!
I'm radarsexual!

Thanks a bunch, Jonaton Homes!
I had tons of drunk sex lastnight. TONS!!!

(with my fiance of course, she's the only gal for this dick.)


JONATHAN HOLMES used CONFUSION!

It's super effective!

DESTRUCTOID COMMUNITY is CONFUSED! Hurt itself in confusion!
I get it. Yeah...sure. I'm smart like that. Why not?

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9:00 AM on 02.05.2013
Get yourself randy with these Sly Cooper furries

As a long time series fan, I'm excited for Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time's release today. So, I'm celebrating in the only way I know how: by posting random NSFW images of Sly Cooper, of course!more



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[Update: Youtube took it down for sexual content, but it's now uploaded to Dtoid's player. Our player does HD now, so you won't miss a speck of that glorious man-hole!] Podtoid listeners will know that Jonathan Holmes is sex...more



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